Clips From TBTL #3656

Andrew: “And, that’s why I know… I’ll never have a future in radio”

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Andrew: “Every time you say it, it makes me sick”

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Andrew: “How did I end up with 3 first basemen? That doesn’t seem right”

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Andrew: “I don’t know exactly what happened. I don’t even know exactly… who I am or where I am… But, all I know is, I apparently have… 3 first baseman”

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Andrew: “I was trying to take it from… a gross place to a nice… wholesome place… huffing VCR cleaner”

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Andrew: “I’m not just saying this cuz I wanna end this conversation; which, I do”

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Andrew: “It’s not my kind of humor”

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Andrew: “Let’s face it. I don’t know exactly what I’m doing in that space… I have very little idea what I’m doing in that space; but, I do know that I was drinking in that space”

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Andrew: “Okay, I did it. I did it. Was it as bad as it feels? Was it as bad as it feels?”

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Andrew: “Probably provided by American Public Media, for whatever that’s worth… Thanks, guys”

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Andrew: “There was a bartender there who was… really problematic!”

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Andrew: “We are having… technical times”

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Andrew: “We’re having technical times”

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Andrew: “You will remember where you were when you saw this movie for the first time”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean my voice was shaking, I was shaking… My feets was shaking… (You wegs were shaking?) And, my wegs was shaking”

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Luke: “Acabamos de fazer uma limpeza para a embaixada Portuguesa na semana passada”

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Luke: “And, I thought this sounded bad on the outside”

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Luke: “Ass Herpes!”

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Luke: “I could feel… internally… something unclench”

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Luke: “Play it… as it… where it lays”

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Luke: “Return of the Herpes”

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Luke: “Some of it might have been frozen urine. I’m not… totally sure”

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Luke: “There was ice… and frost… forming on the roofs and sidewalks… Some of it might have been frozen urine. I’m not… totally sure”

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Luke: “They would have no idea, Andrew, just how bad it could get”

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Luke: “We can go… and… eat… elephant ears… together”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna say something uncouth here… Hmm. But, there is a team… that was named… ‘Ass Herpes’!”

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Clips From TBTL #3655

Andrew: “Alright, LA. You got me”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit! I gotta play that for Luke”

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Andrew: “Hey, are you watching this no-hitter!?”

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Andrew: “Hey, guys… I’m right here. I’m right here”

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Andrew: “I believe I have a Slender Man”

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Andrew: “I’m a wackadoo now”

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Andrew: “It sounded wrong coming outta my mouth”

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Andrew: “Like… who gives a shit?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Really? You’re just, like… straight up gay panicking on Comedy Central right now?”

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Andrew: Saying “Aflac!” as the Aflac duck

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Andrew: Singing “Are you ready for a Dateline?”

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Andrew: Singing “Are you ready for a good time?”

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Andrew: Singing “Are you ready for a… Lester?”

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Andrew: Singing “Get ready for the Nightline!”

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Andrew: Singing “Hey, macarena”

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Andrew: Singing “Spiderman, Spiderman. Does everything a spider can”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wash the stink out… out of my mouth. (It stinks!) It stinks!”

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Luke: “Euhh! What’s around that corner?”

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Luke: “Geez, Louise! I got a lotta show sheets in here”

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Luke: “I don’t believe in, like… astrology, or… any kind of… you know… I don’t know, woo-woo stuff”

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Luke: “I was bearing false testimony yesterday”

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Luke: Making a goose-like car pulling over sound

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Luke: Making goose sounds

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Luke: “May the 5th be with you”

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Luke: “Parenthetically, yes you do”

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Luke: “Phantom-like… murderous devil”

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Luke: Saying “Trouble in Iran” as Ted Koppel

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Luke: “She make you dry?”

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Luke: Singing “Are you ready for a good time?”

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Luke: Singing “Are you really for a hot lob? [ph]

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Luke: Singing “Spiderman… where are you coming from? Spiderman… nobody knows who you are”

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Luke: “Spiderman, where are you coming from; Spiderman, nobody knows who you are”

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Luke: “Sweet apple pie… standing in the street… Hands… outta line… Looking for some heat”

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Luke: “This is a trove for our friend Linh Pham over at Marsupial Gurgle”

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Luke: “When she make you pump heat, she make you fly… Because, that’s her thing. She make you dry?”

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Luke: “You really gotta yuck my yum?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading lyrics from AC/DC’s “Are You Ready”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading lyrics from AC/DC’s “Are You Ready” and saying that it would be a trove for Marsupial Gurgle

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Luke and Andrew: “Stop! Stop. Stop!”

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