Day: April 13, 2022

Andrew: “Good luck with that, sweetie!”

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Andrew: “Hah! How can Santa not exist if–if all of these receipts are from the North Pole?”

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Andrew: “I heard her mumbling and grumbling and swearing like a… like a dad”

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Andrew: “I really… I’d have no bad feelings about the gays”

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Andrew: Mumbling along with the shocked crowd drop

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Andrew: “Nerd”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’d forgotten”

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Andrew: Saying “Insulin” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Andrew: Saying “USA… Up All Night!” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Andrew: “So, I’m willing to take a flyer on this… a, a flying trombone on this, if you will”

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Andrew: “Touché, Monica”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh! Who’s this guy?”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh! Who’s this guy? Who’s this little guardian angel of Concur?”

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Andrew: “Whatever. It’s early. I haven’t showered. Leave me alone”

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Andrew: “When I get home, I’m gonna just… call up YouTube”

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Andrew: “Wrong movie or right movie?”

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Andrew: “You’ve really tickled my curiosity”

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Andrew and Luke: “For the record, I think you’re delightfully unhinged. I think you’re… I think you’re hinged… AF”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Chrome River… My huckleberry friend”

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Luke: “Hey! Who look who this is! That’s how I say that now… Hey! Who look who this is… Who dat say they gonna look who dis is?”

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Luke: “How to be unthinkable in unthinkable times”

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Luke: Saying “Insulin or I’ll be up… all night looking for it” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Luke: Saying “Then, it’s not for you!” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Luke: “Well… Goddamnit! They sent the wrong hinge”

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Luke: “Who dat say they gonna look who dis is?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m thinking about doing the thinkable. And, then, the thinkable happened”

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Andrew: “Care to make this interesting? Hard no!”

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Andrew: “Doers get more done”

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Andrew: “God, that was terrible”

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Andrew: “I can’t even get up in the morning anymore without an eye-opener shot of… the stuff”

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Andrew: “I like to listen to my friend Luke”

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Andrew: “It raises the question, Luke… Why do I try?”

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Andrew: “Language alert here”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Peace and love. Peace and love”

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Andrew: “Please, make this interesting. Find some way, for God’s sakes”

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Andrew: “Since the Cleveland Browns don’t exist, I don’t care”

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Andrew: “That’s the Cleve, baby!”

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Andrew: “There’s a man… There’s a boy?”

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Andrew: “What is going on with your noggin though?”

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Andrew: “Yay! I’m popular”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s the Cleve, baby! It’s how we say it. It’s a thing… (Yeah) It’s not a thing”

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Andrew and Luke: “The next morning… Jack moved not… and Jill… (I wanna see how this ends) could wake him… though he be hot”

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Luke: “Ace is the place with the helpful… knowledgeable… something else folks”

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Luke: “Care to make it interesting?”

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Luke: “God doesn’t take down a Philbin without opening a Dua Lipa”

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Luke: “I gave it a shot this morning. And, let me tell you, I don’t know if it, it’s healing it; but, it’s certainly stinging it!”

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Luke: “I had a tumble and bonked my noggin”

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Luke: “Liberty Bib-berty”

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Luke: “Sweetberry wine!”

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Luke: “You’re building that fence a little taller. Because… you called her a Karen, even though she actually had a point… because you were over the property line… Put on those Oakley Blade Gargoyles… and your Blue Lives Matter t-shirt and get to work”

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Luke and Andrew: “Care to make it interesting? No! No!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think that was… (Worf) Was that Woodward and Bernstein? Was that… Woodworf and Bernstein?”

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