Day: April 25, 2022

Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: Drawn out “To blive”

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Andrew: “Goddamn dongle situation!”

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Andrew: “Hottie Lumberjack”

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Andrew: “How much did I choke on the air?”

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Andrew: “I clicked on Sergeant Sexy Pants”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m having a harder Monday than I thought”

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Andrew: “I just had a wrong pipe moment”

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Andrew: “I remember, Luke… I had to relax my brain”

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Andrew: “I would just be… shit on a log!”

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Andrew: “I’m not proud of my diction today”

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Andrew: “Lukles McDookles”

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Andrew: “Not today, Satan”

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Andrew: “Okay, I did it”

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Andrew: Saying “Do you know what that means?” and dinging his bell for each word

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Andrew: Saying “Where doers get more done!” over the Home Depot ad song

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Andrew: “Sergeant Sexy Pants”

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Andrew: “Squad”

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Andrew: “Staying blive in 95!”

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Andrew: “Stiff Suit”

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Andrew: “Stud Muffin Santa”

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Andrew: “There was something broken in my brain!”

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Andrew: “There’s something… close to erotic about this search”

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Andrew: “Usually, I just sit down and get it done in, like, kind of, a few minutes”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “Where doers get more done!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I did it! I did 9/11!”

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Andrew: “You just swatted yourself, I think, there”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where doers get more done! Get the new Stihl… powerless… (Mmm-hmm) gas… (Sure) snipper-whipper (All of that)”

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Luke: Drawn out “To blive”

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Luke: Making a Wordle shake sound

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Luke: “Sexy, sexy stories”

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Luke: Singing “One tab makes you smaller”

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Luke: Singing “Tweet of the week”

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Luke and Andrew: “You alright? Honestly, no!”

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Andrew: “A-ha!”

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Andrew: “A.. N… D… R”

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Andrew: “And, I know about the band, Luke… because of you”

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Andrew: “Back in my day, you watched ‘Parker Lewis Can’t Lose’ and you enjoyed it”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m a nerd”

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Andrew: “Desperate out”

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Andrew: “Do I say ‘af-tor’ funny?”

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Andrew: “Gary… You do you. Live your life. I’m not judging… But, maybe, stop pooping in boxes”

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Andrew: “God love Ira Glass”

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Andrew: “Hey, you’re blowing out the mic, dude”

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Andrew: “I am very much looking forward to playing on my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “I don’t trust land”

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Andrew: “I have no recollection of this thing that you’re talking about now”

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Andrew: “I have no recollection of this thing that you’re talking about now. And, my instinct is to tell you that you’re just wrong”

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Andrew: “I love you, Linh. Please… respect my wishes”

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Andrew: “If you can hear me Genevieve, feel free to correct the record here”

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Andrew: “It was meandering, it didn’t have a power out, and it went on for 12 minutes”

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Andrew: “It’s such a delicious rumor to want to believe”

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Andrew: “My instinct is to tell you that you’re just wrong”

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Andrew: “Nobody cares about your boner, dude!”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m hungry for wings”

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Andrew: “Oh, goldfish”

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Andrew: “Okay, WebTV”

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Andrew: “Only so many things would fit there”

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Andrew: “The moment of reflection… is a great, great thing… But, it can be a moment”

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Andrew: “We’ve told you the story, the sort of… delectable bits. If, you can say that about something that is so tragic; which, I already regret”

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Andrew: “You and I do this weird thing”

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Andrew: “You’re being very sweet and you’re being very careful”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Nobody cares about your boner, dude!” and Luke wanted that isolated and Andrew absolutely never wants to hear it

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Luke: “A Gary is an angel… who poops in a box”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna yuck any yums”

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Luke: Singing “Af-tor these messages, we’ll be right back”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I feel like… nothing collapses quicker than a product or service that I do ads for… on TBTL”

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Andrew: “Happy Blursday… you son of a gun!”

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Andrew: “Hey, just… throw that in the microwave and nuke it a bit, bud!”

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Andrew: “I don’t play in the Danish space”

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Andrew: “I think it’s… Danish and Danishes”

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Andrew: “I will make up details that will bore your eyes outta your head and your ears… off your noggin”

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Andrew: “I’m out over my skis here”

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Andrew: “I’m out over my skis here. I don’t play in the Danish space”

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Andrew: “It’s not a Keurig!! Except, it’s made by Keurig”

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Andrew: “John ‘Slabjacking’ Curly”

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Andrew: Making handling hot food sounds

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Andrew: “Maybe, because I’m a… carpetbagger”

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Andrew: “Oh! I know how to do that! A Mack-la-more [sic] song!”

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Andrew: “Oh, come on, Dad! Really? Are you gonna be coming over here and telling me and my friends that we should nuke something in the microwave?”

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Andrew: “Save it for Friday, ya dingus!”

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Andrew: “This one is… still warm from my e-mail”

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Andrew: “Wow! Twitter, man. What a world”

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Andrew: “You’ll find some cringe in there”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting a Blursday shout out

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Andrew and Luke: “If you’re not Blursin’… you’re lursin’ (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke: “But, it got caught… in your… anti-boner folder”

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Luke: “Drop some acid and go hitchhiking”

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Luke: “Individual circle things”

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Luke: “Oh, shit! He did it again!”

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Luke: “The jammest… Jock Jam that you can jam”

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Luke: “Yes! I’m a pig! I want a cookie… Let me in your van”

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Luke and Andrew: “One of the only unique to Mariners things… (Mmm-hmm) that exists… other than futility”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s the tweet. Ugh!”

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