Day: April 30, 2022

Andrew: “And, this is where the podcast really… takes a grumpy”

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Andrew: “Are you supposed to stop ’em with your tongue?”

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Andrew: Chuckling and saying “Oh, Andrew”

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Andrew: “Hello, fellow kids. How do you like my slacks? Uh, ew”

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Andrew: “I am… hot dog/beer curious now”

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Andrew: “I can’t talk technology”

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Andrew: “I grew up really frumpy”

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Andrew: “I was never… I was never taught, Luke”

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Andrew: “Keep the Bugs Off Your Glass and the Bears Off Your Ass”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s my intellectual property, dog!”

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Andrew: “Repo boys becoming repo men”

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Andrew: Saying “Take a bite outta marriage!” as McGruff the Crime Dog

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Andrew: Singing “Garfield-12323”

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Andrew: “That straight up slaps!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! No! What? There are floaties!”

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Andrew: “Whoa! What’s, what’s happening there?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Look at me being smart. Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s nothing dank about this! (No!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Dazzling Deets and Glazzling Gleets

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Luke: “Bears, bugs or ass, nobody rides for free”

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Luke: “How… dare… Jason Sudeikis… even… do… that… to… her”

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Luke: “I feel myself changing”

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Luke: Singing “Doing crack and cocaine… to get high” as McGruff the Crime Dog

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Luke: “Who were the Hollywood wizards”

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Luke: “You got served!”

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Luke: “You know, I don’t wanna yuck anyone’s yum”

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Andrew: “Get a room!”

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Andrew: “God, I love me some Cary Grant! How can you not?”

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Andrew: “Grocery store elevators are just weird”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t know, I don’t know… what words mean; but… I don’t let that stop me”

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Andrew: “I might… I might wanna get my teeth into that”

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Andrew: “If only there had been a sign”

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Andrew: “In podcast space, nobody can hear you scream”

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Andrew: “In the podcast space, nobody can hear… the leaf blower”

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Andrew: “It would’ve been great for the… the eventual march towards palimony”

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Andrew: “It’s a game of attrition, or a pod of attrition, or whatever you wanna call it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Saying “Uhh… it’s in his house, and her house!” as George Bailey

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Andrew: “She was basically just my sugar mama”

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Andrew: “This isn’t that good”

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Andrew: “What is happening!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Didn’t you… just… God…damnit! (Yes) Why are we talking about this on Thursday? 9 hours previous, I had been stuck in the elevator, and I… and I decided to roll the dice a second time; because, I figured, there’s no way this has now been broken for all of this time… And, I was right! So, 50/50. You win some, you lose some”

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Andrew and Luke: “How is–How are we talking about this on Thursday!? Cuz, you know, Andrew, I can still surprise you”

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Andrew and Luke: “No. How the hell? How the hell!? And, we talk so much shit on this show… How in the–Literally. (I mean, literally today) Yeah”

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Luke: “Aw, youth is wasted on the wrong people!”

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Luke: “Mary… Sam Wainright’s on the phone”

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Luke: “Tell Bailey I’ll let him on the ground floor!”

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Luke: “That was my grumpy”

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Luke: “Why don’t ya kiss her already, instead of talking to her to death!”

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Luke: “You have no fucking idea, kid”

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Luke and Andrew: “Listen, I’ve been very public about crapping my own pants at a Mariners game; (Sure) but, that was my own crap!”

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Luke and Andrew: “There was a Post-It note… on the elevator… that said… ‘Don’t get on this elevator. You’ll get stuck’ And, I just thought it was a joke. It was handwritten (What!?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a parable… Andrew… (Hmm?) in the bible… Maybe you’ve heard of it”

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Andrew: “Again… with the Kai”

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Andrew: “Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!”

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Andrew: “Dropping the grumpy”

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Andrew: “Ew! What a disgusting person”

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Andrew: “It’s fucking Berkeley!”

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Andrew: “Luke, you know–Good morning… Do you know how–I’m excited”

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Andrew: “Mmm!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Hey, you’re really owning the libs!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God love ’em!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, kid. Don’t get in this business” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: Saying “Uhh! Hey, kid” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: Saying “Well, girl, thank you!!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “El Ropo”

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Andrew: “Sorry to bury the grumpy there”

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Andrew: “That guy… Pfft!”

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Andrew: “That’s hero shit, man!”

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Andrew: “That’s… probably wrong in a lot of ways”

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Andrew: “Uh, yeah. I got some… kids in the area I gotta pick up… I gotta go drop a dumpy”

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Andrew: “What!? And, I was, like… you algorithms, how did you find me?”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Guess… what was a clue… in today’s… New York Times crossword puzzle, my friend! Whoa!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I… am… the one… (I’m… the one…) who grumps! (grumps)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, girl, thank you!! And, then… (Yes) Do not. I don’t wanna hear that ever… I do not ever wanna hear that come back at me”

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Luke: “DJ Burbank! We da best!”

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Luke: “If you hate Twitter… bang out!”

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Luke: “If you hate Twitter… bang out… Luke Burbank!”

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Luke: Saying “Everybody Loves Raymond” as Brad Garrett

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Luke: Saying “I’m gonna get that… Jimmy’s John” as Brad Garrett

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Luke: “Yes, you did… He did an excellent job”

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Luke and Andrew: “Barbara, have you considered… leaving… TBTL in your will? Oh my God! We went right to estate planning. Holy shit!”

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