May 23, 2022 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Double-check before you just start yanking on it”

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Andrew: “Double-check before you just start yanking on it… which is my advice to all my 45 year olds”

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Andrew: “Hey, we drove your… poor man’s Yaris out here”

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Andrew: “I don’t know cars. I’m totally car-blind”

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Andrew: “I had no idea why I was lying”

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Andrew: “I just have the soul of a Yaris”

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Andrew: “I love… a boxy car. I love a hatchback”

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Andrew: “I’m a 45 year old man. Like, I should be able to rent a car without, like… shaking”

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Andrew: “I’m good at schmoozing”

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Andrew: “I-I’m sorry. I don’t know anything about cars”

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Andrew: “It’s not a Yaris… I would’ve taken a Yaris if I could’ve rented a Yaris”

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Andrew: Saying “Sir, I can see you outside the window” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s what I’m looking for usually; just to have the, the… the steely gaze of Blucifer… judging me from above!”

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Andrew: “Welp, I know what we’re talking about on Monday”

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Andrew and Luke: “If we get up to 185, Luke will strip down to his tighty-whities and run around (I can’t believe I did that)”

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Luke: “I’m debating between… going too hard on the sales pitch and not going hard enough”

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Luke: “Weak… unrefined powertrain; which, is also how I’ve been described at times”

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Luke: “Where’s the I? What happened to the I? What happened to the DuFresnes?”

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Luke: “You know, I don’t wanna sound like we’re yucking anyone’s yum”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh! I almost lost ya… (Sweetie) My… I’ll never leave you again! My precious!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a very important message to everyone watching this on my channel (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “A whipper-sniffer? A… no… Ooh, the look Phyllis just gave me… I could say that on the radio!”

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Andrew: “Ahh! He writes like he talks!”

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Andrew: “Can I be ‘coo’ and you be ‘ool’?”

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Andrew: “Does this mean… No Caliphate 2: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”

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Andrew: “I think I let an F bomb fly”

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Andrew: “I was gonna say, the goo on the inside matches the goo on the outside”

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Andrew: “I’m not doing a very good job of explaining what an editor does. What do you do?”

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Andrew: “It’s weird how nervous I got with that long pause you took… I was, like, what are you gearing up for?”

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Andrew: “These are not just some old, dirty pair of pants that have been in the bottom of my closet for a decade or two”

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Andrew: “We always do some on-air libbing, I think”

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Andrew: “What’s in the box!? What’s in the box!?”

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Andrew: “You kept on saying, like, ‘I need to send them their computer back’ and I said… ‘Or, hear me out… keep it!’ Like, they don’t care about the computer”

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Andrew: “You might not like this. I know… you don’t… maybe, like… me wearing things that you’re gonna put on your skin”

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Luke: “Before she was as TikTok in her mother’s eye”

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Luke: “Can’t lose a Peabody if you never win one!”

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Luke: “I always ask my 45 year olds, ‘Hey… does the goo match the outside?'”

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Luke: “I find that to be a little sus”

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Luke: Singing “It’s been a while”

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Luke: “Step into Long John’s, right now, for supreme codcasting, through the end of June”

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Luke: “These will help ya… glasses”

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Luke: “Why would we bring out our supreme cod–podcasting… or… our supreme codcasting”

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Luke: “Your stress will melt away, KLSY”

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Luke and Andrew: “A Phyllistration? It’s a Phyllistration!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Geez! P! We’d no–I had no idea… No, poo… Sorry”

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Luke and Andrew: “The deterioration of my mind is really… (Ooh!) something to behold these days”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “Your torso says business meeting, your (Yeah) pants says ‘I’m already relaxing’. Right!”

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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “‘Hello, from Gus’s school parking, where I’m listening to you right now… Do you know a bitch is about to be 50?’ I thought ‘bologna’ was the B word! Yay!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “They say crazy stuff, man!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Thank you for having me. I hope to come back soon. I need those pants back. Hey, we’ll see about that”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: “When your boss at NPR says you can’t talk about your armpits anymore, (Yep) make a show where you (Yep) can, damnit!

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