Clips From TBTL #3705

Note: The show numbers got a bit wonky starting with #3702 in the podcast feed and on TBTL.net. This show, posted on June 14, 2022, was listed as #3704.

Andrew: “Again, not to take this to After These Messages Town”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit, yeah!”

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Andrew: “I was able to find a backdoor into the website”

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Andrew: “I’m boring myself with those stories now”

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Andrew: “It’s the house that poop built”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Less scatological, more cat-ological”

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Andrew: “My initial reaction is, like… ‘No. I’m not buying that one.’ And, then, I… and, then, I think about, and I shadowbox in my head for a week, and, then, I come around… to start feeling, like, ‘Oh, wait. You know what? That person was right'”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is more of a stretch; cuz, it’s less… racist”

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Andrew: “Sorry… everybody, about the last 3 minutes”

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Andrew: “Wait, hold on. Hold on… That’s funny… Is there anything wrong with that?”

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Andrew: “You are a big nerd”

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Andrew: “You know what? I don’t wanna associate with shame anymore”

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Andrew: “Yum, yum, yum!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you have a bathroom door? I think you should start closing the bathroom door… Do you know that literally never occurred to me? I’m… That’s not–I’m not… That’s–I’m not being sarcastic”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought I knew all your jokes! I can still surprise you, buddy… all these years later”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s the house that poop built… And, we have our show title… (No, we don’t!) Okay, I had to try”

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Luke: “Burbank’s hierarchy of worries”

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Luke: “Can we get through one show where you don’t promote Live Wire?”

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Luke: “I don’t believe in conspiracies; but, do they have the cure for Super Glue?”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna yuck anyone’s yum”

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Luke: “I will never be in style again”

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Luke: “I’m the Monster energy drink of people”

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Luke: “It’s, like, I’m the… I’m the Monster energy drink of people”

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Luke: “What is this weirdness?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maslow’s hierarchy of needs… Hmm-hmm… Burbank’s hierarchy of worries… related to the cat… (Mmm-hmm) the top… the apex worry, for me, is… her needing to… go to the bathroom and not being able to get to her litter box”

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Clips From TBTL #3704

Note: The show numbers got a bit wonky starting with #3702 in the podcast feed and on TBTL.net. This show, posted on June 13, 2022, was listed as #3703.

Andrew: “Are you [bleep]-ing serious!?”

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Andrew: “Bing!”

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Andrew: “Hey… do you mind… if I put my… butter… my butter… here”

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Andrew: “It’ll be a real… Kloster-fluff”

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Andrew: “Like, what am I doing when I’m screaming at Red Sox fans? I don’t know”

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Andrew: “No way, man!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… I think you’re in love with me”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’re gonna start using my own words against me!”

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Andrew: “People are gonna hate this for all kinds of reasons”

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Andrew: “Psst!!”

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Andrew: “She probably needs to get her ya-yas out a little bit more”

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Andrew: “Was Stephen Tobolowsky kind of a snack?”

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Andrew: “We’re probably gonna take this too far”

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Andrew: “What you do is you get these little things called ‘Scat'”

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Andrew: “When we win with a walk-off blooper… like… I… became the asshole… I… started screaming at Red Sox fans”

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Andrew: “Where’s your song!? I thought you had a song!”

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Andrew: “Why didn’t I get the warranty?”

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Andrew: “You’re holding a sledgehammer and, at some point, you just took the first, full body swing with a sledgehammer… at a fireplace. If, if that’s true, what the hell was that like?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you [bleep]-ing serious!? You’re gonna take Kristin’s side on this!? This is such a cool–I wish this was a drawing of me! This person looks so bad-ass!”

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Luke: “Alright, Tobo… Calm down, Tobo… Take it down a notch, Tobo”

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Luke: “Dingus!”

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Luke: “Don’t you work here!?”

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Luke: “I promise you, it won’t feel… Kloster-phobic… in that theater”

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Luke: “I was gonna listen to the Mariners game, and I was gonna demolish… my sense of happiness in the world; and, it worked!”

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Luke: Making a cat rawr-ing sound

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Luke: Making demolition hammer sounds

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Luke: “My body may never recover… That is a true story”

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Luke: “My family! Gas prices!”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah. Right there”

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Luke: “Okay, which ex should I send it to? Carey? Romo? Did you ever meet Nicola?”

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Luke: “This is ridiculous!”

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Luke: “We’re behind enemy lines!”

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Luke: “Well, this is a napkin now”

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Luke: “What did I do?”

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Luke: “You cannot treat people this way!”

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