Day: June 22, 2022

Andrew: Disgusted groan

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Andrew: “Eh, what’s the point?”

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Andrew: “Helmed by… TBD!”

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Andrew: “I am Mr. Limited”

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Andrew: “I’m scared of everything”

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Andrew: “If you ever wanted to do a taste test of a pepperoni muffin, that actually sounds, kind of, good to me; if, that’s a thing”

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Andrew: “Mr. Limited… on that score!”

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Andrew: “Okay… Bad example”

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Andrew: Saying “PayPal” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Read my lips” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s fine. We can talk about that for a half hour what a loser I am. I’m, I’m totally comfortable in that space”

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Andrew: “There must be something about… my Midwestern accent that rounds that shit out”

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Andrew: “Turns out I could contain myself”

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Andrew: “You know what? If we’re meant to be… we’ll be together again”

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Andrew: “You’re not ready to rock”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am Mr. Limited. I am the complete (Right) opposite. I… I limit myself… everyday and I love it (Right)”

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Luke: “And, this is where, Andrew… I really kinda screwed up”

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Luke: “First of all… they see Becca and I walk up… and, they’re like, ‘Oh, you’re gonna take the picture together?’ I’m, like, ‘No… We’re separate'”

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Luke: “Look out! There’s a bar over thar! [ph]“

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Luke: Singing “I’ve got the peace that passes understanding down in my heart… Down in my heart. Down in my heart. I’ve got the peace that passes understanding down in my heart… Down in my heart to stay”

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Luke: “You made some of my favorite sports memories”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s Rocking the Wahlk… [ph] Night. Rocking the Wahlk [ph] Night”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, is it spelled, ‘W-O-K’? Uh, no. I have an accent. Walk. W-A-L-K. Wahlk. [ph] (Oh, okay) Wahlk! [ph] Wahlk! [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “The Portland Pickles are certainly going to play well, we know that much… (Yes! Yes!) I’m going to a Pickles game… with Becca (When!? When!?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re Mr. Some Limited… I’m Mr. Very… Very Limited”

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Andrew: “Do listen to the commercial, but skip this story”

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Andrew: “First of all, I don’t mutter. I proclaim things”

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Andrew: “First of all, I don’t mutter. I proclaim things… I’m a broadcast professional”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I think you would’ve been proud of me”

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Andrew: “Happy day!”

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Andrew: “Hey, I killed a spider, Luke”

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Andrew: “Hey! You! Stop stealing that person! I can’t! I’m a Stihl person! Okay”

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Andrew: “Human-related stains”

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Andrew: “I don’t mutter-mutter… I proclaim”

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Andrew: “It was a thicc boi”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank just said, ‘I’m tired of buying things for my home'”

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Andrew: “No, I’m not gonna normalize this”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I had a… I had the most badass folding shovel when I was a kid, man; a little green guy”

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Andrew: “The spider’s life was not in danger from anybody but, I guess me… and a whim”

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Andrew: “They don’t invoke anything terrible happening there”

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Andrew: “They’re probably so glad a liberal cuck lives there now”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m the man. I, I know what’s going on here”

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Andrew: “Where did the ‘diarrhea’ come from?”

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Andrew: “Why am I in a yurt?”

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Andrew: “You know, put the cat away”

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Andrew: “You need men sitting on those showers”

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Andrew: “Your stories are… about as good as they ever are”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned in regards to Andrew playing the Kanye West and Russell Wilson “Unlimited diarrhea. Unlimited” mashup and discussing the source video

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Andrew and Luke: “No, I’m not gonna normalize this. Like, I’m… just gonna (Right) keep this as shitty as possible”

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Luke: “And, then, I go over the carpet… with a fine-tooth shovel”

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Luke: “How much should I be entertaining this cat?”

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Luke: “I need to make this rage house into a rage home”

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Luke: “My sebaceous glands are unlimited, Andrew… Unlimited”

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Luke: “Oh. A spider”

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Luke: “Strong Rick Steves energy”

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Luke: “Would you say they jiggle-jiggle?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything comes back to… jiggle-jiggle and folding, now, on this show (Yes)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was trying to send these videos to Genevieve last night… and… because, I was like… Well, then, you keep your clothes on! What are you doing!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, the shower is… it’s angled back in the corner in a way so that it… I, I forget the term for it… You know, put the cat away”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you say they jiggle-jiggle? Oh my God! They… they practically fold!”

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