Andrew: “Because, if it rhymes, it chimes.”
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Andrew: “His body is less of a template, and more of a commode.”
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Andrew: “I’m, you know… fine”
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Andrew: “Listen to some wackadoo guest talk about some wackadoo stuff”
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Andrew: “Maybe I am just the ghost of my grandfather, now that I think of it.”
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Andrew: “Umm. Hey, Burbank”
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Andrew: “Well, I got, I got evenin’ plans!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Alley-oops” and Luke’s Spit Take Sound
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has been up for seven hours and he hasn’t yet to bark at a he-dog or wink at a she-dog
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Andrew and Luke: “…for this show, which is episode #1915 by the way. Aww geez, I tried to sneak in five extra shows. Is that what all that was about? You’re computer is fine, you’re just like ‘let’s speed this along'”
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Andrew and Luke: “I love Bernie Mac so much, I mean, not enough to remember his name; but, I love him so much. (Rest in Piece.) Yes.”
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Andrew and Luke: “That is our take… and it’s not hot, but it’s our take. It’s not hot, but there’s a lot of it. P[h]ossible show title. Yeah, I was going to say, I needed one. Good.”
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Luke: “Aging is a bitch!”
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Luke: Chuckle
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: Cute Laugh
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Luke: “I’m gonna call you ‘Poochie’ if you ever skateboard in that pool.”
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Luke: Incorrectly guessing the TBTL show number at the top of the show
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Luke: “Internet only, what kind of crap is that?”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Saying “Leonard Bernstein” in the same manner as in REM’s “It’s The End Of The World”
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Luke: Singing the “Pissing the night away, pissing the night away” line from Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping”
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Luke: Spit Take Sound
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Luke: “Thanks for listening, everybody. We will back tomorrow with more of whatever the hell this is.”
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Luke: “That could be the mantra for this show: Talk is cheap, and tacos too.”
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Luke: “This is annoying that everybody and their grandmother is trying to get the public to fund everything. By the way, thank you to all people who donated during the TBTL-a-thon, we really appreciate it. We hope you got your dolls and your mugs.”
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Luke: “We’re not going to have any of these technical problems at the poolhouse, buddy.”
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Luke and Andrew: “For at-risk teens? Yes. And for at-risk Burbanks.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I thought I was going to be, really, the Rob Lowe of my generation. Although I think Rob Lowe is the Rob Lowe of my generation; but, let’s not get hung up on that. (Right.)”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke is starting to know his Donovan
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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays an intro drop that Andrew can’t immediately hear, but the listeners can in the podcast
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Luke and Andrew: Newmanism
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Ahh, that’s nice, nice, nice. Yes dear, yes, very nice” like the grandfather from The Princess Bride
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Luke and Andrew: Sex Swings
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Luke and Andrew: Somewhere Out There
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Luke and Andrew: “Why is the show getting good at the end? I don’t even think it’s that good, I think our standards were so low that we actually beat ourselves up into submission.”
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