Andrew: Andrew wants to move on and get in one last word
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Andrew: “Hundreds of thousands of Instas”
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Andrew: “I knew that!”
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Andrew: “I’m, I’m not a fan”
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Andrew: “No!”
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Andrew: “Only grandpas go to raves anymore”
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Andrew: “Professional broadcasting”
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Andrew: “They may as well just have a little leg, like a little human leg with a fake foot on it that just kicks you in the balls.”
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Andrew: “This is what happens, by the way, when kids raise kids.”
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Andrew: “We have Top Stories! They’re top… stories!”
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Andrew: “You know, the stuff I don’t know could fill a library.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has a purple dinosaur that’s his co-pilot
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Andrew and Luke: Enumclaw
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Luke: “…and afterwards I say alalalalalalalalalala to them, and then usually, they call the police”
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Luke: “Bring your bae to the rae”
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Luke: “Follows a-lalala-lot of comedians”
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Luke: Going through Andrew’s various nicknames during the intro
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Luke: “I knew it was a different Lockette!”
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Luke: “I’m trying to channel my inner plump Gentile”
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Luke: “It’s called ‘Can you quirking believe this shit?’ music”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Saying “Maegan Both from Auburn Washington” in a fake Italian accent
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Luke: Singing “Ba-bow-ba-bank-bow-bonk”
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Luke: Singing “Beep-ba-boop-boop”
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Luke: Singing the “Can you quirking believe this shit?” music
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Luke: “That’s-a-racist podcast host”
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Luke: “The fat stegosaurus?”
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Luke: Ululating
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Luke: “What a mindfuck!”
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Luke: “Whatevery!”
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Luke and Andrew: “And we-a appreciate it like in the old-a country (Stop it!!!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Both ‘The Husky Gentile’ or ‘The Big-Boned Gentile’ are possible show titles”
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Luke and Andrew: “…but your’s is just full of books called ‘Things Andrew Doesn’t Know’. Exactly, and they’re big and they’re very full volumes.”
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Luke and Andrew: Enumclaw digression
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Luke and Andrew: It’s all about…timing
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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes all faux Italian accent on someone’s last name
Luke and Andrew: “They call me ‘The Plump Gentile’. The ‘Big-Boned Gentile’?”
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