Andrew: Andrew thinks “FOMO” stands for “Why The Face”
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Andrew: Awesome Laugh
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Andrew: Awesome Laugh #2
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Andrew: “Be chill, bro.”
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Andrew: “But I’ll betcha there are a lot of rollercoasters, that I… I’m sorry. My guess is that there are a lot of rolly-coasters that I have gone on in the past that I no longer have the gumption to go on.”
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Andrew: “Come on man, I have some dignity. I’m not sitting in a rental car in a parking lot. I’m sitting in my step-mom’s car in a parking lot.”
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Andrew: “I listen to your blog!”
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Andrew: “If you told that whole story, building up to that punchline, worth it.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: Laughing “Oh my God”
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Andrew: Pretzels and Beef Jerky Equals Shame
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Andrew: “We’re school and chums!!! [sic]“
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants “I listen to your blog!” on his tombstone
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what kind of car it is. It’s got a little ‘H’ symbol on the steering wheel, so I think it might be a Hyundai, or a Honda. Yeah, it’s probably a Hyundai. Yeah, so that’s it. Alright, well, good show. That’s all I got.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I said ‘We’re school and chums!!! [sic]‘ Ooh, you know what? That’s on fleek. I told you!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I want that on my tombstone (Yes).”
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Andrew and Luke: “Thank you. (Sure.) I appreciate it.”
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Andrew and Luke: “That’s why we need designated tweeters. (I know.) You know what, friends don’t let friends tweet drunk.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, so that’s it. Alright, well, good show. That’s all I got.”
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Luke: “As they say ‘elevator pitch’ or at least ‘elevator description’ of how an elevator works. So…”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: Cuyahoga Clam
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Luke: “Good luck with your living hell tomorrow.”
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Luke: “What kind of whip are you in right now?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Because, I was like, I gotta be somewhere where there’s shiny things happening on a flat screen and other humans.”
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Luke and Andrew: Boulders: Brick and Mortar vs Amazon Prime
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Luke and Andrew: Millennium vs Millennial Force Rollercoaster
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Luke and Andrew: “This is being recorded on Sunday, because tomorrow you’re gonna be crapping your Depends at Cedar Point. Right.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t have to tweet every single thing you observe, Burbank. That’s what the podcast is for. If you told that whole story, building up to that punchline, worth it.”
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