Andrew: “Don’t tell the boss I messed that one up.”
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Andrew: “Holocaust of bees on the ground”
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Andrew: “I get stompy sometimes”
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Andrew: “I know that sounds like the stupidest thing I’ve ever said, and I’ve said a lot!”
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Andrew: “I was at the M-F-ing grocery store about a week ago, right?”
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Andrew: “I’m not in the spider preservation business.”
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Andrew: “Oh no! God!”
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Andrew: “Once a day, let’s make it a segment: I play a classic Saturday Night Live and you just get wound up about it.”
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Andrew: Quick inhaling sound while laughing
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Andrew: Saying “I’d be lying if I told ya I wasn’t scoping out some Minecraft Reddit stuff last week.” in an odd, sing-sony manner
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Andrew: Saying “Well, sir!” as his version of Danny from Verizon
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Sorry. I’m really sorry.”
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Andrew: “This is a bunk post, bro.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew forgot to say “bah-ah-dee” instead of “body”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing in response to Luke’s comment about the Danny impression
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing to the inanity of the conversation at the Verizon Wireless store
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s extended laughing to Luke’s “Leviathon” joke
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Andrew and Luke: Bill Joel References
Andrew and Luke: The “L” in “ISIL” does not stand for “Leviathon” or “Leviathan”
Luke: “Alright, let’s see… cooler, faster, better, we can do that. Less insecure, I’m not that sure about to be honest with you. In fact, I don’t know how I feel about the first 15 seconds of this program. Anyway, we’re going to push through.”
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Luke: “Because, we like to bring you yesterday’s news, tomorrow.”
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Luke: “Cloon-Dog”
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Luke: “Do not like your post about the ‘immagants’.”
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Luke: “Don’t kid yourself, no one’s fucking enjoying that.”
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Luke: “I did battle with the bees yesterday, everybody. And, it was my… Waterluke.”
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Luke: “I’m not coming out there, you crazy?”
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Luke: “I’m trying to paint some trim up in this B.”
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Luke: “I’ve cracked the code!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Let’s quit while we’re ahead. Let’s quit while we’re behind.”
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Luke: “Man, it was a humdinger!”
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Luke: “That was like, Junior Varsity coping”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew needs to leave after Luke said his “Waterluke” pun
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s long laugh while Luke gets wound up about an SNL clip
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Luke and Andrew: Cloon-Dog Millionaire
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Luke and Andrew: “I think… therefore I podcast (Uh-huh)”
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Luke and Andrew: Long past the border of Inane Town and headed towards Pointlessville
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Luke and Andrew: “My ‘Waterluke’ elicited a groan from you? It was a groan.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Stop deluding yourself, no one’s fucking going to that (Are you kidding me?!?)”
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Luke and Andrew: “They buzz their way on to our show, (Gurgling Groan Sound) Andrew. Hey, you didn’t groan!”
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