Luke and Andrew had Chris Hayes on as a guest to discuss the “Bernie Sandwiches” on-air moment that kicked off a thousand memes and Tens of people tweeting Chris if it was too early for Bernie Sandwiches. Below is the audio clip of Chris’s on-air slip-up:
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That lead the guys to create a mash-up of “Is it too early to get a fish sandwich?” and “Bernie Sandwiches”
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Andrew: “And let’s not sleep on the WaPaWa’In!”
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Andrew: “Big piece of a small hot dog.”
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Andrew: “Don’t say the ‘T’ in ‘Water Closet’, say ‘Wa’er Closet’. That’s a story.”
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Andrew: “He’s not gonna be our friend anymore! You guys are ruining everything!”
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Andrew: “He’s trying to figure out who the real Andrew is. I don’t blame him. I’m trying to figure out who the real Andrew is, a lot of people are; but… I don’t know, it’s a little, it gets a little weird.”
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Andrew: “I’m a half a man…!”
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Andrew: “I’m thinking about you guys too!”
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Andrew: “Maybe even dip it into the applesauce… but, let’s not get into that.”
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Andrew: “Oh, God!”
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Andrew: “Oh, they just punked me.”
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Andrew: Saying “I like it!” in a deep and weird voice
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Andrew: Saying: “Stop sending me stuff!” in a deep and weird voice
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Andrew: “So, did we ruin everything?”
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Andrew: “Stop the glottal stop! That’s what I say.”
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Andrew: “Surprise! It’s McDonald’s!”
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Andrew: “That’s a story.”
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Andrew: “Umm, that was weird.”
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Andrew: “Ummm! Uhhh!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew called Luke a funny guy, but it was not a compliment
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew speaking in a deep and weird voice
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say something that I really shouldn’t say. Don’t!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s not let SKUs get in the way of a good hot dog story. Oh, man!”
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Andrew and Luke: Luke doesn’t like Andrew’s deep, weird podcast voice
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Andrew and Luke: More bad Estuary accents
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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, hold on. Andrew? (I think so.) Can I tell you something? Yeah. Talk to me.”
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Luke: “Are we turning SKU stories into hot dog shares?”
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Luke: “As I’ve said before, don’t get cocky, unsalted peanuts. You’re the thing we buy by accident.”
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Luke: “Don’t get cocky, unsalted peanuts.”
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Luke: “God! The dog has been phoning it in lately, as far as podcast supervision.”
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Luke: “I was dazzled by that deet.”
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Luke: “I’m doing this off the top of my head, people!”
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Luke: “If I wanted to drop some LBs off this LB.”
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Luke: “Just sayin’, it’d be a real shame if something happened to this little blog!”
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Luke: “Oh, man!”
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Luke: Spit take and snickering
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Luke: “Stop the Glot-sanity? Possible… show title?”
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Luke: “Well, hold on… Geez, Louise.”
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Luke and Andrew: Ben Casserole and Ted Crouton
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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading an e-mail from listener Ben in a horrible Estuary accent
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Luke and Andrew: WaPaWa’In
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Luke and Andrew: “You never go full British. No.”
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