Andrew: “And, the Ashland Aardvarks! Naw, I just made that one up. They both start with an A though.”
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Andrew: “Aww, son of a bitch!”
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Andrew: “Hey! I’m still funny, I still got it!”
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Andrew: “How much can you hear the echo on my voice; because, I’m telling you man, I am in an empty room with bare walls and wooden floors; and, I must sound like I’m talking to you from a garage somewhere.”
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Andrew: “I don’t know.”
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Andrew: “I felt like a thirsty man drinking water for the first time”
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Andrew: “I’ll make you laugh while Luke is doing his ha-ha jokes.”
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Andrew: “It was a flaming bag of New York Times.”
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Andrew: “It’s a question statement. It’s a, it’s a qua– It’s a quatement.”
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Andrew: “It’s one groof.”
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Andrew: “It’s too hot for my blood.”
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Andrew: “Like, I’m just gonna Alpha Cat this.”
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Andrew: “Man! I feel bad about myself.”
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Andrew: “No!”
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Andrew: “Oh God, I had a death grip on the steering wheel”
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Andrew: “Oh, getting towards livable my ass.”
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Andrew: “Oh, I miss doing this show!”
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Andrew: Stressful Groan
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Andrew: “That’s right. We have the planes!”
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Andrew: “Theo ‘Road Dog’ Murray”
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Andrew: “There is just so much that can go wrong!”
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Andrew: “They’re just, they’re just turds in the punch bowl, Luke.”
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Andrew: “To treat yo’self”
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Andrew: “What!?!?”
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Andrew: “What, what, what is, what is your point!?!? Are you saying… Do you like the movie Batman?”
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Andrew: “Who’s gonna teach the teachers? That’s what I wanna know.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Well, I know a guy who knows a guy, whose (Yeah) cousin’s wife, I think”
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Andrew and Luke: “Ya (Dingus) Dingus!”
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Luke: “As my mom would say, ‘Get ugly all over me.'”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Did ya guys go to any, like, fun diners, or dive bars, or even drive-ins. Did you have any Fieri sightings is what I really wanna know.”
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Luke: “Ha!”
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Luke: “I’m glad to hear that a change of, a change of states from California to Washington hasn’t done nothing to dim your sense of humor.”
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Luke: “It may be weird!”
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Luke: “It’s like God’s urinal up here. It’s beautiful.”
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Luke: “It’s not that nice!”
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Luke: “Podsplain”
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Luke: “So, it’s not a good idea for me to open this… Pandora’s Complaint.”
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Luke: “This is why we can’t have nice things; because, of Internet.”
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Luke: “Wheeeooooo!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Fox, Chicken and Grain. (Mmm-hmm) That sounds like a law firm.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I like that you didn’t go with the gender normative; even though, I know that these are all guys who suck. Yes, exactly! They could also be ladies who suck.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not saying you make me feel horrible about myself, you’re one of the few people who make me feel better about myself. Asshole!”
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Luke and Andrew: Jerrys, Nazis and Andrew misses doing TBTL
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Luke and Andrew: Luke doing an impression of an airplane pilot speaking over a PA
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