Andrew: “And somebody better fucking note this on the TBTL Wiki Page.”
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Andrew: “Anyway, we have space issues in our new place; so, I need my CD drawers for something else… mostly drugs.”
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Andrew: “Boy, the therapist might have been right!”
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Andrew: “But here’s where I’m gonna say something somewhat hurtful”
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Andrew: “I don’t know, we’re biting the heads off of bats, and rats, and there’s blood, and the tongues, and the make up, and the paint.”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be here, I don’t wanna talk!”
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Andrew: “I have some nerve saying what I’m about to say, as somebody who has chosen not to have children”
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Andrew: “I just don’t like to do things.”
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Andrew: “I’m back, baby!”
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Andrew: “I’m super, super high strung.”
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Andrew: “I’ve been watching, like, like, a shit-ton of Murder She Wrotes.”
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Andrew: “It’s a cat!”
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Andrew: Meekly singing “I want to rock and roll”
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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew.”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Sound of a whip cracking and Andrew saying “Wait, I don’t know what that was, but here…”
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Andrew: “Well, I guess I’m never gonna see most of you ever again.”
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Andrew: “You guys, I’m a mess… up in this mouth.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Everything is just perfect about this joke and this plan (Love it) and this spoof. We done good work here today Luke. Yes. Take the rest of the afternoon off! Okay, I always do.”
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Andrew and Luke: “It’s my fault. Umm, no-no-no-no-no. It’s, it’s-a, it’s mostly your fault.”
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Andrew and Luke: Marsupial Gurgle Name Drop
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Andrew and Luke: “Ya follow me? Right. Ya follow me!?!”
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Luke: “Bellingham, Washington. The Bay City.”
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Luke: “Hey, you’re fine.”
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Luke: “I helped my dad put that sign in!”
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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank and I am your host!”
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Luke: Scatting
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Luke: Scatting #2
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Luke: “She showed you a butterfly and you said ‘Bitch had it coming’?”
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Luke: “Uh, Pod Dog? Pod–where is (Perro) Pod-dog? She’s nowhere to be found. You know what? She’s turned into a real teenager. Doesn’t want to be seen with her old man recording a podcast, or the family business, as it were.”
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Luke: “Why is everyone just suck, and I am awesome?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Fuck this place!!! Yes!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Here’s the thing that amazes me, someone’s is putting that shit in Wikipedia! Really?!?”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: Luke starts singing “In the flight of the angels, fly away” and then starts scatting
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Luke and Andrew: “Nice walking! (Yeah, right) You really put the toddle on toddler.”
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