Jen: “But, nobody loves the salad; because, the salad is roughage that cleans out your colon. That’s all it is.”
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Jen: “Cuz, I’m a human being. No human being wants a salad.”
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Jen: “I think their body is a wonderland.”
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Jen: “I yelled out, ‘The Shipping News! The Shipping News.'”
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Jen: “Just think about all of the things that happen to your body too; where, you’re like, is this a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?”
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Jen: “Oh, Andrew.”
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Jen: “What I don’t want to do is to be a person who is too clingy.”
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Jen and Andrew: “Is anybody in America sitting in their own filth at the end of the day? It’s not that dirty! I am, but it’s not in the bathtub.”
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Jen, Andrew and Luke: “If you just think about it enough, does it go back to being a hemorrhoid? I don’t know. Turns out, it was a gummy bear. Did I eat beets? Beets: The great terrifier of the modern age.”
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Luke: “Beets: The great terrifier of the modern age.”
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Luke: Chuckling and saying “Right”
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Luke: “I should really have a script for the top of the show.”
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Luke: “I think that we think it ain’t no thang, because it happens a lot these days.”
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Luke: “I’ve made a terrible mistake.”
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Luke: “‘Is it too early to get a fish sandwich?’ Never, on this program.”
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Luke: “It’s my Friday, Andrew! Don’t, don’t blame me, it’s my Friday.”
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Luke: Pod-dog is dogatonic
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Luke: “She is the Ur-True Thin.”
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Luke: “So, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.”
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Luke: Thanking an “anonymous” Dazzling Donor
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Luke: “They say, day drinking is the intersection of preparation and luck.”
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Luke: “Yesss!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Because, my girlfriend, in our society, my girlfriend sounds like ‘Oh, maybe they’ve been dating for a year.’ My wife sounds like, ‘Oh, they doin’ this!’ Mmm.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you ever have moments where you wish you were just married? No.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s the highest comedic compliment I pay someone… He’s never, he’s never said it to me, Jen. Let me just put it that way.”
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Luke and Andrew: Non-Wife and Common Law Work Wife
Luke and Andrew: “There isn’t ever been a point where you’re like, ‘I wouldn’t mind kicking this up one notch, somehow.’ No.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Well, for me, and this is why I just keep getting married… Hey, stay away from Genevieve, you jerk.”
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Luke and Jen: “I had the funk of 40,000 Burbanks (Yeah)”
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Luke and Jen: “Let me go to my memory palace, aka the bathroom at the Guild 45th. Exactly.”
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