Andrew: “All hillbillies go to heaven.”
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Andrew: “All over my Internet.”
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Andrew: “Boy, this is a real low blow, me telling a, a sob story.”
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Andrew: “Earnest as F”
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Andrew: “I can’t believe I don’t get an allowance, you make me work. And they really did, they worked our ass off.”
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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t have a power out for this Luke.”
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Andrew: “I think we’re…this is the mini-to-mini year for us.”
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Andrew: “I’m such a, such a dingus!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Long “Oh!”
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Andrew: “No, I’m just kidding. I can’t do any imitations.”
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Andrew: “Now, I did not read this story, Luke. Because, I’m a kid, and I don’t read the news.”
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Andrew: “Ohhh”
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Andrew: “Really!?!”
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Andrew: “Ring-ring”
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Andrew: “Sir! Sir! There’s too much rubbing of shoulders.”
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Andrew: “That guy is such a dick.”
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Andrew: “This is a very, this is a strangely, heavy show for a morning recording on Hump Day.”
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Andrew: “Uhhh!”
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Andrew: “Whoa! Slow down. Hold on.”
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Andrew: “You can’t shoot me like that. If you shoot me like that, it’s all, it’s all chin.”
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Andrew: “You’re gonna love this”
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Andrew and Luke: “Aww, it’s so fun to make fun of fat people. Alright, alright, you’ve made your point, whatever that was.”
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Andrew and Luke: “…coffee drinkin’ time. Just about… Am I on? This my part? Have, have you been corresponding with my wife this morning? No. Why? What’s up? Because, I’ve uncovered some very troubling e-mails. No.”
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Andrew and Luke: “How would you describe the hotel as saw it from the outside, the It’ll DO In. It was, it, it would do. Or would it.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I think we’re…this is the mini-to-mini year for us… That’s what I was gonna say!!! Bam!”
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Andrew and Luke: Role Playing between Rodney Dangerfield and a Simpsons Producer
Andrew and Luke: Weird Al’s “Fat” music video is based on Michael Jackson’s “Bad” not “I’m Bad”
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Andrew and Luke: “When your computer is away (Yes), Andrew will play.”
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Andrew and Luke: “You’re, you’re, you’re parsing Dangerfields. You’re splitting Dangerfields. (No, no, no. No, no, no)”
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Luke: “#NotAllHillbilles”
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Luke: “Ahh”
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Luke: “Amarilluh”
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Luke: “And I don’t want to go all Don Trump on it.”
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Luke: “And, I don’t know what goes on in my brain at those times.”
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Luke: “Hey, enough talking! Let’s dance!”
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Luke: “I just, there is something about admitting I’m going to watch something for, like, an hour and a half to two hours, it just feels like too commitment for me. Meanwhile, I get married every three years, as we learn today.”
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Luke: “I’ve got my… a cup of java.”
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Luke: “Look at me, I got an elephant!”
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Luke: “Of course, he runs amok(e) there.”
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Luke: “Oh, man!”
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Luke: “Oh, one other thing”
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Luke: Saying “Hey, this is Wang. He owns, he owns property by the Great Wall of China… on the good side!” as Rodney Dangerfield
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Luke: “That taco comes out of my paycheck.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing at Luke saying “Hey, hello!” as Rodney Dangerfield
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Luke and Andrew: “Did you get an allowance when you were a kid? No. Really? They just made me sit in a chair and they yelled fat jokes at me.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Optimus got killed! Ohhhh, I forgot.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry if today was really heavy… Is that a fat joke?”
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