During the show, Andrew decided to have his computer say a few things that he wrote, as a play on the topic of Google Magenta generating its own music.
Computer: “I always thought I wrote good e-mails. Oh well. I guess I’ll keep practicing.”
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Computer and Luke: “I think I love you, Luke. Call me. Oh my God.”
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Computer, Andrew and Luke: “Dear Luke, I wrote you this e-mail because I care. Signed, Computer. So, I don’t know… Why am I turned on right now?”
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Also, listener Brian (or Bryan) left a voicemail for Luke and Andrew asking a question about the TBTL-a-thon. As part of asking the question, Brian (or Bryan) said it was a dumb question, also known as the most “TBTL question in the world”, which Luke and Andrew took umbrage.
Listener Brian (or Bryan), Luke and Andrew: “I have a dumb question, the most TBTL question in the world actually. How dare you? I know.”
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Andrew: “I didn’t read the story, as you can tell.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Let’s do the numbers.”
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Andrew: “No, really!”
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Andrew: “Robb effed up!”
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Andrew: “Row-buts”
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Andrew: Squeaking sound
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Andrew: “We’ll just make it radio, that’s my world.”
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Andrew: “Yeah. I mean you say that, but TBTL will be around.”
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Andrew and Luke: “He’s totally Burbanking! He Burbanked the hell out of it! He Burbanks Burbank.”
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Andrew and Luke: Public radio fund drive fetishists
Luke: “All we want is every dime that you make, all year long. That’s it!”
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Luke: “And Ryssdal waits for no man, Andrew; and, certainly, no podcast.”
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Luke: “Get your mind in the gutter, dude!”
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Luke: “I, I hit a clinker when I wanted to hit a clunker.”
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Luke: “If you are listening to this show for the very first time today, this is gonna be weird. Just, you know, I guess, buckle up.”
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Luke: “If you would like me to be able to have the money to buy some self-esteem, ladies and gentlemen, we need you to donate to the TBTL-a-thon.”
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Luke: “Oh, that’s beautiful.”
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Luke: “So, check this out”
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Luke: “Stay woke.”
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Luke: “We, for one, would like to welcome our robot overlords.”
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Luke: “What are you wearing? A tote bag.”
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Luke: Whispering “Kai Ryssdal”
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Luke: “Who let the dog out? That’s what I want to know.”
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Luke: “You just, you want to be asleep. Stay woke… when it comes to why TBTL doesn’t sound as good as it should.”
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Luke: “You never go full Burbank.”
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Luke: “You’re the Wazer who cried car fire.”
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Luke and Andrew: “And there, those dudes will let their beards out, and he said it was insane. I’m sorry, who, who lets the beards out? Hey, listen. You made the ‘Who let the dog?’ joke out at the top of the show while my mic was off.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t Burbank a Burbank though. Never Burbank and Burbank.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Here she is. She’s young, but she’s a ball buster! (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: No money, no funny. No dollar, no holler…
Luke and Andrew: “Who let the dog out, (Oh, come on! You can’t have it both ways) the dog out. I’m also, by the way, I’m like, I’m two and half seconds behind the music.”
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