These are additional drops that are played on TBTL infrequently, referred to on the show, or have been requested to be played on the show.
Also, the latter half of this page are series of drops that have been categorized by the show or source that it comes from.
David Bennett: Act More Like Dogs
ABC: “After these messages, we’ll be right back” (Cowboy Version #2)
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“Ah, I guess I just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business”
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Mickey J Paulk: “Alright, buddy… you have a good day and… fuck the rest of y’all… and, I’m out”
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Luke: “Am I enough Mama? Am I a star now?” (From Hey Dummies #226)
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Brian Collins: “And, boom goes the dynamite”
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“And, I like to wear bright socks; and, I’m a avid Cleve–Cleveland Browns fan”
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Jadis, Queen of Narnia: “And, what… pray tell, are you?”
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Wheel of Fortune: “Another feather in your ___”
AC/DC: “Are you ready to have a good time?”
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Banana Bread at Work Hell Yeah! (Full Version)
Banana Bread at Work Hell Yeah! (Short Version)
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New Girl: Batmanmobile
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Battery Daddy TV Advert Intro
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Luke and Kaila Mullady: Beatboxing (From CBS Sunday Morning)
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Luke: “Because, I’m making a sound… that I should not be making!” (From Hey Dummies #71)
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“Beep-beep! Watch out!”
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The Bleacher Bums: “Bernie, Bernie”
“Bro. What the fuck is that?”
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Bruce Willis Seagram’s Commercial (Singing on Porch)
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David Lee Roth: Singing and screaming without music
David Lee Roth: Singing and screaming without music (Condensed)
James Charlies: Singing “Bring me a little water now. Bring me a little water, Sylvie”
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Nick Saban: “But, everybody don’t want to do what the Beast does. Everybody wants to be the Beast; but, they don’t wanna do what the Beast do”
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Charlie Kelly: “But, I eat stickers all the time, dude!”
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Kid: “Can I have, can I have… cheese?”
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Andy Haynes: Cauliflower
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“Charlie bit me”
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“Charlie, that really hurt!”
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Liz Lemon: Cheesy Blasters
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The Olsen Twins: Chopped and Screwed “Gimme Pizza”
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“Cock-a-doodle-doo”
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Lin-Manuel Miranda: “Come on brain, think of things. Come on brain, think of things. Come on brain, be so smart”
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Kevin Harlan: Commenting on a man running on a football field on Monday Night Football
Moira Rose: “COVID… David. COVID… Oh, no, COVID”
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Crazy Calls Commercial
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Liz Lemon: “Creativity to me is just like… like a… bird, like a friendly bird, that embraces all… ideas, and just like, shoots… out of its eyes, all kinds of beauty”
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Jessica: Daily Affirmation
Charlie and Dennis: Day Man vs Night Man
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Steve Inskeep: “Dazzling details”
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AnnaLynne McCord: Dear Mister President Vladimir Putin…
Diane Barrows: “Did you just say dern?”
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“Did you put the banana in Andrew’s rear end?”
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“Doctor! Doctor!” Song
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Duck Hunt: Dog Laughing
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Max and Mel Brooks: #DontBeASpreader PSA Video
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Alec Ogston: “Don’t Kill No Salmon” (Original Video)
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The Doctor: “Don’t trust Luke!”
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KATU: Exploding Whale 50th Anniversary, Remastered!
Rep. Eric Swalwell: Fart noise or cell phone vibration
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Tony Romo: “Feel like we’re just, like, in that tired mode; where, you’re delirious and you’re laughing at silly things”
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Ferd Fteenthousand
Married: “Forget it Russ, it’s Koreatown”
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Roger Hoover: Foul ball hits his laptop while calling a baseball game
Funny Scotsman trying to say “Purple burglar alarm”
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The Office: Gabagool
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John Oliver: “Generally, generally, you are lucky if you live in a state that has a Primary; unless, you’re a Democrat in Washington state, where things get a little more complicated”
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Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis: “Get in a long tube with a bunch of demons… Right, that’s exactly… And, it’s, it’s deadly”
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Luke: Getting into ice cold water and reacting to the coldness (Long Version) (From Hey Dummies #71)
Luke: Getting into ice cold water and reacting to the coldness (Short Version) (From Hey Dummies #71)
Vanilla Ice: “Go, ninja, go, ninja, go! Go, ninja, go, ninja, go! Go, ninja, go, ninja, go! Go! Go! Go! Go!”
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Vanilla Ice: “Go, ninja, go, ninja, go! Go, ninja, go, ninja, go! Go, ninja, go, ninja, go! Go! Go! Go! Go!” (Edited)
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Aaron Mason: Grandious “Commercials in the news!”
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Johnny Depp: “Grumpy”
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Mickey J Paulk: “He is an asshole. He is a mean motherfucker, no doubt”
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John Sterling: “Here’s a one-oh… Swung on. There it goes! Deep left center! That ball is high… it is far… it is gone! But, caught”
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Luke: “Here’s the part I don’t get” (From CBS Sunday Morning)
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Tom Fell: “Hey entrepeneurs-it’s not for me! You too, LinkedIn!”
Undeclared: “Hey, cheer up! It’s Taco Tuesday.”
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“Hey, grandma? Can you come get me from the rap battle? No, I didn’t win… No, he… he saw you drop me off… It’s pretty much over after that. He did a pretty devastating rhyme about it”
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Alfred Delia: “Hi, my name is Alfred Delia. At home, they call me ‘Big Al;’ and, I hit dingers”
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“Holy steroids!”
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“Hooray for you!”
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Tommy Saxondale: Hot Yoga
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Luke: “How do you do, fellow kids?”
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Dillon Helbig: “I always be sneaky, like how I get chocolate”
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Genesis: “I Can’t Dance” Keyboard Sound Effect
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Oswin Oswald: “I did make you a soufflé, but it was too beautiful to live.”
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“I don’t know what a hot tomato is”
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Alex Trebek: “I don’t like spending time with stupid people”
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“I know what sex means and is. I know about the clubs and drugs.”
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“I love juice!”
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Rachel Belle: “I love that story… it was brief… and uninformative”
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Rod Blagojevich: “I mean, I, I got this thing… and… it’s fucking… golden… and, I, I, I’m just not giving it up… for fucking nothing”
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Rod Blagojevich: “I mean, I, I got this thing… and… it’s fucking… golden”
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George Brett: “I shit my pants last night…”
“I so pale”
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Johnny Depp: “I thought that some… human being had actually… dropped a… grumpy… pardon the term… on to the bed”
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“I want pie! I want beef jerky!”
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Leonard Smith: “I watch them… Sometimes from a chair and sometimes from a closet. Almost always, dressed up as Superman”
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Ron Burgundy: “I’m in a glass case of emotion!!”
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Sarah Koenig: “I’m so excited about this show. It is weird, it is beautiful. It has a plot that goes in fascinating directions that I never saw coming.”
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David Ghantt: “I’m starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party; and, it ain’t flattering, I’ll tell you that!”
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Luke: “I’ve just got one question I need answered… How do you do, fellow kids?”
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Linda Scott: “I’ve Told Every Little Star” (Intro song for Andrew Walsh’s and Genevieve Haas’s After These Messages podcast)
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“Idiot” (From TBTL #2242)
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Sergio Dipp: Infamous Football Game Call on TV
Luke: “It is a one-way street to Clinton-town” (From Live Wire Episode 503)
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Dad: “It looked like, if a 100 birds flew over and went to the bathroom all simultaneously, that’s what it would look like.”
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Jeannine Marron Twardus: It’s a Beanie Rap
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Sean Soendker Nicholson: “It’s an amazing collection of bad ideas”
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Kai Ryssdal: “It’s an audiophile’s nightmare”
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Saying “It’s Friday!” in a funny manner
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Sean Archer: “It’s like looking in a mirror… only, not.”
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Paul Pearson: “It’s my new favourite bong. I wish I could smoke it”
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KARE-TV: “It’s some sweet lovin’ time for those big, flying projectiles”
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KPTV: “Just makes you wonder what bodily function they’ll bag up next”
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Kids asking their mother for some cheese and crackers
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Don and Mike: Larry King: Paint Your Bald Spot?
Bruce Chandling: “Laser pointers!? You know what I’d like to do? I’d like to take my laser car… and drive it off a laser cliff!”
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Libertarian Party Presidential Debate (Orlando, Florida): Drivers Licence
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Kim Quindlen: Literally any podcast host asking their guest a question
Sakeru Gum: Long Long Man (Long Version)
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Sakeru Gum: Long Long Man (Short Version)
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Rachael Fedder and Jake Thomas: Looking forward to totally cracking up at the “Osmosis Jones” premiere
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Rachel Maddow: Making a Marsupial Gurgle-like sound
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“Man, it is nasty out there.”
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Milli Vanilli Lawsuit TV Advert
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John Harrison: “Mmm… That’s a 10”
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KARE-TV: “Mmm-mmm-mmm. I’m flying in hot for that hottie”
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Monster Energy Drinks Are the Work of Satan (Excerpt)
Jim Kosek: “Mucho… farther northo”
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Neanderthal “E” Sound
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Planet Money: No Peanuts on the List
Adam Ragusea: “No skin. Boo!”
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Keegan-Michael Key: “Nooice!” (aka “Noice!”)
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Baby Sinclair: “Not the Mama!”
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Lady: “Now, do you know what a MILF is?”
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Deion Broxton: “Oh, no. I ain’t messing with you. Oh, no! Mmm-mmh!”
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Christine Baskets: “Ohh… do you do cat massages? My cat would love this”
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Wayne Masterson: “One day, I had a few comments regarding your mole situation” (From TBTL #3014)
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Elliot Stabler and Katya Ivanova: “One thing… did you put the banana into Andrew’s rear end? Yes… He is allergic to bananas… But, if that killed him, it was an honest mistake”
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Roblox: “Oof!”
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Sean Archer: “Oooooooweee! You good looking! Ya hot! It’s like looking in a mirror… only, not.”
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Rick Perry: “Oops”
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Rick Perry: “Oops” Moment
Gina and Holt: Personality Test (From Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
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Strong Bad: Voicemail message for Marzipan as Vince Napmaker from “The World is My Butt”
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Richard Splett: Voicemail outbound message
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Ked Woodley: Panther Growl
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Ked Woodley: Panther Growl #2
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Shane Caldwell: Rehab Guy
The Joker: “Remember… you… are my number one… guy”
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Deion Broxton: Reporting at Yellowstone National Park with a herd of bison approaching him
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Luke: Saying “1 collar. 2 collars. 3 collars. Ah-ah-ahh!” as Count von Count (From Hey Dummies #224)
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Steve Inskeep: Saying “Ladies and gentlemen… we’re going to be arriving about ten minutes early” as an airplane pilot speaking over a PA
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Jeff Ruben: Saying “Well… I get.. knocked down… but… you know… I… I get up again… man… I get up again… You never gonna knock me down” as Jeff Bridges
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Scatman John: “Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)” Opening
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Jeremy Renner: Scatting
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Steven Tyler: Scatting
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Jeremy Renner: Scatting and singing
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Sean DeTore Investigates
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WOPR: “Shall we play a game?”
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Doctor Who: “Simmer down, Stu”
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Steve Inskeep: Singing as Bob Seeger
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Listener: Singing “He’s Just a Bad Kitty” in the style of Tom Waits
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John Ashcroft: Singing “Let the Eagle Soar”
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John Ashcroft: Singing “Let the Eagle Soar” (Long Version)
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Demi Adejuyigbe: Rejected Lyrics to HBO’s Succession Theme
Chris Hayes: Singing “Right Way To Rock” on a voicemail message
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Allan Benavides: Singing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” while receiving a prostate exam
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Ann Lundholm: Singing “TBTL” (From Little Red Bandwagon #255)
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WTOL 11: Slang-filled morning news segment
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Tom Brady: “Some guys like ’em thin. Some guys like ’em… tacky. Some guys like ’em brand new. Some guys like old balls. They’re all different”
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Match.com Courtney: “So, if you’re out there, come find me!”
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W. Kamau Bell: “So, maybe this podcast is just too beautiful to live”
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Billy Tatum: “Sounded like a beer can getting flattened. It just was crunch! It was… I hate to say it, it was kinda cool… You know, I mean, what… guy… you know, doesn’t like, you know, destruction. Yeah! You know… that’s why we go to demolition derbies; but, hey… you know, bottom line, that’s that poor girl’s new car; and, she can’t get to school now”
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John Oliver: “So, you know your awful friend, who says he doesn’t vote cuz he doesn’t feel like his vote doesn’t count, if he’s a Washington Democrat participating in the Primary, he’s right. He’s still awful, but he’s still right.”
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Joe Dirt and Kicking Wind: Snakes and Sparklers
Ladders: Stairway to Heaven or Ticket to Hell (Long Version)
Ladders: Stairway to Heaven or Ticket to Hell (TBTL Drop Version)
Chris Hayes: “That’s a, that’s a no for me, dog”
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Rollo: “This is one doodle that can’t be un-did, home skillet”
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Last Week Tonight: The Big Dump
Dan Campbell: “The Big Lebowski” reference during Detroit Lions press conference
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Moe: “The Forget-Me-Shot”
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Stephen Colbert: “The point is, at this time of national peril… we all have to do our part… And, by do, I mean don’t… We all have to don’t our part”
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Paul Linnman: “The sand dunes there were covered with spectators and landlubber newsmen… Shortly had became land-blubber newsmen… Where, the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
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Dana Chivvis: “The Weenie Bikini, the Ding-a-ling Sling, the Speedon’t, the Banana Hammock, the Grape Smuggler, the Miami Meat Tent, the Saint-Tropez Truffle Duffle, the Scrote Tote”
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Bell Labs: “There you have it… a practical example of modern communication”
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Pee-Wee Herman and Dottie: “There’s a lot of things about me that you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand. I don’t understand. You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dotty. A rebel. So long, Dot.”
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Juicy J: “There’s no going back”
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Fargo: “There’s two ways this can go”
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Paul Pearson: “This one was created from a wooden… vase from Fiji… Unsure what kind of timber; but, it’s a ladies bong for ladies”
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TikTok Dido “Thank You”/Eminem “Stan” Violin
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Violent Night: Santa: “Time for seasons beatings”
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Phil Connors: “Too early for flapjacks?”
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Brad Evans, Nick Ciarelli and Drew Tarver: Tool cover band named “Flaccid”
Stuart Pritchard: Trying to pop in for a drink without a reservation
Barack Obama: “Uh… you’re likable enough”
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Listener Ali and Listener Ali’s Kid: “Uh-Oh” Robot
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Lawrence O’Donnell: “Up next, the masterful performance… of Mayor Poot Beetigieg”
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Tom Cruise and Chris McQuarrie: Video Interpolation (Full)
Tom Cruise and Chris McQuarrie: Video Interpolation (Short)
Voicemail message containing the “Did you poop?” drop
Charlie Rose: “We are living in the midst of a podcast boom”
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“We are Commanders! Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum!”
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“We are Commanders! Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum!” #2
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“We are Commanders! The mighty, mighty Commanders!” chant
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Bruce Williams: “Welcome to my world”
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“Well, well, well. Look who’s back”
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“What an idiot… I think this guy’s sense of humor never developed past junior high school”
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Wilhelm Scream
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Wylie Gustafson: Yahoo! yodel
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Kid: “You know what he did… he kicked him in the penis”
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“You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons”
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Vince Offer: “You’re gonna love my nuts. Watch this”
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Captain Picard: “You’re damned right!”
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Andrew: “Zoinks! I’m gonna smurf that beer!”
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From “30 Rock”
Jack Donaghy and Devon Banks: “I didn’t think it would end like this, Jonathan… Not with a bang, but with a whimper… A whimper indeed, Jack… I only came by to wish you luck on your new venture… What do you think that will be? Selling fake weed to NYU students? I’ll have you know, that Barry Diller and I are working a whole approach to media… Combining all the digital… Gah! Just let me drink! See ya around, Jack… Thanks for letting me be such a part of you hitting rock bottom, huh”
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Jack Donaghy: “I’ll have you know, that Barry Diller and I are working a whole approach to media… Combining all the digital… Gah! Just let me drink!”
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Jack Donaghy: “This need, you have, to be the smartest guy in the room is… off-putting”
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From “A Mighty Wind”
Mike LaFontaine: “Hey! Wha’ happened?” #1
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Mike LaFontaine: “Hey! Wha’ happened?” #2
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Mike LaFontaine: “I can’t do my work!”
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Mike LaFontaine: “I don’t think so!”
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Mike LaFontaine: “I got a real red wagon!”
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Mike LaFontaine: Talking about “Wha’ Happened”
Mike LaFontaine: “Wha’ Happened”
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From “After These Messages”
Genevieve Haas: “Oh my God! How do I, how do you, how do you even live!!? How do you even live!!!?” (From Episode #83)
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Andrew: “And then, I was, like, yeah; then, I went out and I slayed a bunch of tang just to prove it to you”
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Andrew Walsh and Genevieve Haas: “You can keep it for seven days!? (Yeah) How are you staying in (How!?) business!? Turns out, they’re not.” (From Episode #83)
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From “Anderson Cooper 360”
Anderson Cooper: Cute laugh
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Anderson Cooper: Cracking up during a Ridiculist story about Gérard Depardieu
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From “Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown”
Anthony Bourdain: “An irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts”
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Anthony Bourdain: “It is indeed… marvelous. An irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts”
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Anthony Bourdain: Waffle House Segment Intro
From “Archer”
Cheryl Tunt: “A problem or a blessing?”
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Cheryl Tunt: “This is so boring and forever taking”
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Lana Kane: “Nope! No, noo, noo, noo, noope”
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Pam Poovey: “Holy shit snacks”
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Pam Poovey: “Holy shit snacks!”
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Ray Gillette: “Dukes”
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Ray Gillette: “Double Dukes”
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Ray Gillette: “Triple Dukes”
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From “Arrested Development”
George Bluth Sr.: Chicken Sounds
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George Bluth Sr., Michael Bluth, Lucille Bluth and Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Michael Bluth is a Chicken
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Gob Bluth: Aggressive Chicken Sounds
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Gob Bluth: Aggressive Chicken Sounds #2
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Gob Bluth: Chicken Sounds
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Gob and Buster Bluth: Gob making chicken sounds and Buster saying “That’s not how chickens sounds. Chickens don’t clap!”
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Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Chicken Sounds
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Lindsay Bluth Fünke and Gob Bluth: Chicken Sounds
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Lucille Bluth: Chicken Sounds
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Lucille Bluth: “I don’t know who that is and I don’t care to find out”
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Tobias Fünke: “Excuse me. Do these effectively hide my thunder?”
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From “Bob’s Burgers”
“I want to be the bad boy of public radio, like Elvis Mitchell!”
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Tina and Karen: “Karen! I have to tell you something! Was my underwear showing when I climbing down the tree? I wore my Thursdays, cuz my Saturdays had a case of the Mondays, if you know what I mean. No, I don’t know what you mean”
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Karen: “I wore my Thursdays, cuz my Saturdays had a case of the Mondays, if you know what I mean”
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From “Cat Massage Lady”
Cat Massage Lady: “A cat’s tail is his badge of honor. So, let’s not neglect it.”
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Cat Massage Lady: “A Whisker Watch Alert is in effect here”
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Cat Massage Lady: “Belly-rama”
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Cat Massage Lady: “Boring!”
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Cat Massage Lady: “Caution: If your kitty doesn’t like her fur disturbed, she may tell you to shuffle out the door”
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Cat Massage Lady: “Good for you. Use two hands to double your pleasure and double your fun.”
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Cat Massage Lady: “Is your cat a talker? If so, cat massage will bring out his best mega meow moments. We call it: power purring”
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Cat Massage Lady: “It’s time for cat massage!”
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Cat Massage Lady: “Mmmmmm!”
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Cat Massage Lady: “Now. When to cat massage. Whenever! But, it’s only a matter of time before your cat starts wanting cat massage; then, starts demanding cat massage”
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Cat Massage Lady: “Remember: A Major Whisker Watch Alert is in effect here”
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Cat Massage Lady: “Right up to the chinny-chin-chin”
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Cat Massage Lady: “Simply start from the base of the rump, rubbing your way out, and follow it to its natural conclusion”
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Cat Massage Lady: “The front of your cat is a veritable treasure chest of fun”
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Cat Massage Lady: “This is a really groovy move”
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Cat Massage Lady: “This is especially good for macho cats”
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Cat Massage Lady: “We touch all the time; so, why not be the best at it. Like the touch of a fairy.
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Cat Massage Lady: “Who’s the best cat in the United States? ‘It’s you!’ chant the camper, ‘It’s you!'”
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Cat Massage Lady: “You don’t need a swimming pool for this breaststroking”
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From “Cooking With Coolio”
Coolio: “It’s working! It’s working!”
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Coolio: “Look good, smell good, taste good, is good!”
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Coolio: “Remember: Look good, tastes good, smell good, is good! Shaka zulu!”
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Coolio: “Shaka Zulu, motherfucker!”
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From “Complicated Drumming Techniques”
Fred Armisen: Flam Rest
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Fred Armisen: “It’s a little bit of a, a groof.”
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Fred Armisen: “Just In Time” Drum Lesson
Fred Armisen: Polynesian Nightmare
Fred Armisen: Paradiddleladdlegram
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Fred Armisen: Paradiddleladdlegram with Foot Pattern
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Fred Armisen: Paradiddleladdleliddle
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From “Detroiters”
Sam and Tim: Sam only ate three hot dogs for lunch and his body’s literally eating itself
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Tim and Sam: “Sam? Uh-huh? I love you and I trust you.”
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From “Eurotrash”
Carla Bruni: “Put your finger in my bottom”
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Carla Bruni: Saying “Put your finger in my bottom” in German
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Carla Bruni: Saying “Put your finger in my bottom” in Italian
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From “Friends”
Chandler and Phoebe: “Alright, check out this bad boy! 12 megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive, built-in spreadshee capabilities, and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 bps. Wow, what are you gonna use it for? Games and stuff.”
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Chandler: “Spreadshee”
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From “Howard the Duck” Movie Trailer
Howard the Duck Movie Trailer: “He has a very sudden mid-life crisis… He lands… in Cleveland”
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Howard the Duck Movie Trailer: “He has everything, except… fulfillment. And, then one night… it happens… (Hey, good buddy. Are you home?) He has a very sudden mid-life crisis… He lands… in Cleveland
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Howard the Duck Movie Trailer Clip #1
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Howard the Duck Movie Trailer Clip #2
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From “I Think You Should Leave”
Howie: “Ah, he’s no Roy Donk; but, he was a regular guest on The Colgate Hour”
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Howie: “Alright, this guy ran with Thaddeus Finx… He was one of the Eight Balls in Mookie Kramer and Eight Balls”
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I Think You Should Leave: Charades Sketch
Howie: “He played the alto sax with a kink in it”
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Howie: “He was the king of the Tuk-Tuk sound!”
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Howie: “He’s got the freak lips. He can hit the high C all night long”
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I Think You Should Leave: Instagram Sketch (Abridged)
Howie: “Roy Donk”
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Focus Group Man: “Stinky!”
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“Tiny Boop Squigg Shorterly”
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From “Inside Amy Schumer”
Amy Schumer: “Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! We will not listen to your dreams! We are not saints”
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Inside Amy Schumer: Listen Alert
Inside Amy Schumer: “So, you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your ‘bah-ahh-dy’?”
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From “It’s a fucking tuna, bro” Video
Michael Bergin: Portion of “It’s a fucking tuna, bro” video #1
Michael Bergin: Portion of “It’s a fucking tuna, bro” video #1
Michael Bergin: “That’s a tuna, bro! Jay, that’s a tuna or something. Jay, look at it. Come on”
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Michael Bergin: “That’s a tuna, bro!”
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Michael Bergin: “We seeing some shit we’ve ain’t never seen before, kid!”
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From James Brown Live Zaire 1974
Beat from James Brown Intro from Live Zaire 1974
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Beat from James Brown Intro from Live Zaire 1974 #2
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Beat from James Brown Intro from Live Zaire 1974 #3
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James Brown Intro from Live Zaire 1974
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From “Jeopardy!”
Alex Trebek: “Fuck ’em!”
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Alex Trebek: “Fuck!”
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Alex Trebek: Mashup of Alex Trebek saying “genre”
Alex Trebek: Outtakes
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Alex Trebek: Reading a Final Jeopardy! response that included “Turd Ferguson”
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Alex Trebek: Reading a portion of “Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang” on Jeopardy!
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Alex Trebek: Reciting more rap lyrics on Jeopardy!
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Alex Trebek: “This Canadian rapped ‘Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman, them boys up to somethin’, uh uh uh. I think I need some Robitussin'”
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Alex Trebek: “Tinkerbell!”
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From “Leeroy Jenkins”
“Goddamn it, Leeroy! Goddamn it”
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Leeroy: “It’s not my fault!”
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Leeroy: “Let’s do this. Leeroy Jenkins!!!!”
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From “Moms on the Net”
“Are you on the Internet. Isn’t that for technogeeks with spreadsheets? Oh, Nell, you need the power!”
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“Isn’t tha–“
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“Isn’t that for”
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“Isn’t that for tec–“
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“Isn’t that for technogee–“
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“Isn’t that for technogeeks with”
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“Isn’t that for technogeeks with spread”
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“Isn’t that for technogeeks with spreadshee–“
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“Isn’t that for technogeeks with spreadsheets?”
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“Okay, so what the heck’s the net? W-W dot this and W-W dot that. Let’s W-W-W dot explain it.”
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“We surf, surf the net!”
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From “My Dad, the Facebook Addict”
Vincent LeVine: “A lot of times in a meme war… it’s about speed… you gotta get to your memes quick… If you can’t get them quick… you’re useless… They’ll just keep blasting you with memes… and, you can’t fight them back… I have to know where your memes are”
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Vincent LeVine: Appreciating life when stepping away from Facebook
Vincent LeVine: Facebook addiction
Vincent LeVine: Facebook is one big argument
Vincent LeVine: Facebook jail
Vincent LeVine: “I have memes… So, if you piss me off, and I have to dig in there, and I don’t wanna do it… I mean, if you make me do that… and you’re in a lot of trouble. And, I don’t wanna do it, I really don’t. I don’t wanna press the buttons and go in there… and get these memes”
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Vincent LeVine: “I have memes”
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Vincent LeVine: “I just keep memeing them to death”
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Vincent LeVine: Meme Wars
Vincent LeVine: “Memes are a lot like bumper stickers… on the surface… they look like a lot of fun… but, they’re daggers… that seek out targets”
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Vincent LeVine: Opening
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Vincent LeVine: Stocked for meme nuclear warfare
Vincent LeVine: “They don’t have the memes that I have”
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From “Night Court”
Night Court: Backward Masking
Jeremy: “For your edification, this is a 16-bit CPM… with 64K RAM… and has floppy or hard disk capabilities… Any other questions, keyboard face?”
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Bull Shannon: “Okay”
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Bull Shannon: “Okay” #2
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Bull Shannon: “Okay” (poor quality)
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Bull Shannon: “Okay” (with laughing, poor quality)
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Bull Shannon: “Stella!!!”
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From NTMC (TikTok: @notthemaincharacters)
NTMC: Bones Day
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NTMC: No Bones Day
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From “Parks and Recreation”
Alex’s Police Exam
Leslie Knope: “Ahh! Crap on a crayfish, that really stings!”
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Tom Haverford: Food Slang
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Donna: “Is there, and I’m just guessing here, some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of and have taken none of or maybe too much of today?”
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Donna and Craig: “Is there, and I’m just guessing here, some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of and have taken none of or maybe too much of today? Oh I have a medical condition all right. It’s called caring too much!”
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Tom Haverford and Craig Middlebrooks: “Look, man… You know your stuff; but… you’re like a crazy volcano… You’d have to show me you can bring it down a notch. I’ll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to!!”
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From “Patriot”
Leslie Claret: Rim configuration sales pitch
From Pete Franklin
Pete Franklin: “And, we are the children… of the world!”
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Pete Franklin: “But, hold… on to everything!”
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Pete Franklin: “This is Pete Franklin on the Sportsline, and I talk to more sports fans than anyone”
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From Pete Weber (PBA Bowling)
Pete Weber: Celebrating 5th U.S. Open win
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Pete Weber: “Who do you think you are? I am!”
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From QVC
QVC: “Alright. I’m gonna hand you one. Can you make sure this is working? Because… this is gonna be a moot point if my cat does nothing”
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QVC: “Aww, I’m so sorry, little boo”
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QVC: “I hope you guys turned my cats on”
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QVC: “Now, they’re turned on. Hear them purring and meowing?”
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QVC: “Wake up, kitty!”
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From “Reno 911!”
Deputy Johnson: “Step, bump! Step, bump, bump! Step, bump! Step, bump, bump! Five, six, seven, eight. Step, bump! Step, bump, bump! Step, bump! Step, bump, bump! Pas de bourrée. Kick ball change, step, clap!”
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Drunk Cowboy: “You know what would be good is if you… hit kicked… and then, you kinda… did that, and a… barrel… turn. And, then… ha!”
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Drunk Cowboy (Full Segment)
From Russell Wilson Dangerwich Subway Ad
Russell Wilson: “Be careful, though… It’s spicy!”
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Russell Wilson: Dangerwich Subway Ad
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Russell Wilson: “Hey… you wanna… split this Subway sandwich? It is my signature sandwich… It’s called the ‘Dangerwich’… and it’s dangerously good”
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Russell Wilson: “It’s spicy!”
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Russell Wilson: “You ever done anything dangerous? Mmm… Mmm… That is dangerous… I’ve done something like that too… I won’t tell anybody”
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From Russell Wilson “Mr. Unlimited”
Russell Wilson: “I’m unlimited”
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Russell Wilson: Mr. Unlimited Alter Ego
Russell Wilson: “Mr. Unlimited”
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Russell Wilson: “Unlimited diarrhea… Unlimited”
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Russell Wilson: “You gotta be unlimited, you know. You gotta have a thought process of unlimited”
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From “Saturday Night Live”
Alec Baldwin as Trump: “Actually, that’s not why I do it. I do it because… my brain is bad.”
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Maya Rudolph as Beyoncé: “Dude… It’s taking all my concentration… to keep from blowing out my pants on your janky-ass show”
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Alec Baldwin as Trump: “I do it because… my brain is bad.”
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Alec Baldwin as Trump: “It’s pronounced ‘Gyna'”
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Alec Baldwin as Trump: “My brain is bad.”
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Black Jeopardy: “Oh, snap! This comedian was crazy in the 80s with his raw and delirious routines. Jared. Oh, he’s hilarious, dog. Who is Rick Moranis?”
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Drake: “Oh, he’s hilarious, dog. Who is Rick Moranis?”
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Melissa McCarthy: “Man! I could, I could really use that cash, Mark. I mean, I’m… that cash can get, really get me out of a couple of jams”
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Roundback Rock Song
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Roundback Rock Song #2
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Cecily Strong and Daniel Kaluuya: Scat Singing 1
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Cecily Strong and Daniel Kaluuya: Scat Singing 1
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Cecily Strong and Daniel Kaluuya: Scat Singing 1
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Cecily Strong and Daniel Kaluuya: “Shaba, shaba, shaba, too-ray! Meow!”
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Melissa McCarthy: “There’s a Hidden Valley Ranch party in my mouth!”
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Melissa McCarthy: “There’s a Hidden Valley Ranch party in my mouth!” (Full)
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Fred Armisen as Rodger Brush: “You know, you gotta eat that microphone!”
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From “Schitt’s Creek”
Moira Rose: Having trouble saying “Herb Ertlinger” (From S1 E6)
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Moira Rose: Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wines Advert (From S1 E6)
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Moira Rose: “I’m gonna fucking nail it.” (From S1 E6)
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Moira Rose: Moira’s Audition (From S2 E3)
From Sebastian the Cart Narc
Sebastian the Cart Narc: Mouth Siren
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Sebastian the Cart Narc: Mouth Siren #2
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Sebastian the Cart Narc: “To those who say I’m just shaming the public: Yes! I am!”
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From Shepard Smith’s Solar Eclipse 2017 Coverage on Fox News
Shepard Smith: “According to one legend from ancient China… China… people were scared that a dragon might eat the sun; which… it’s always something to consider”
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Shepard Smith: “How was it? Response: Weird, dark, cold, another dark, amazing, I love nature, amazing, I’m gonna die now. And, we hope that doesn’t happen.”
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Shepard Smith: “How was it? Was it everything?”
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Shepard Smith: “If I put this here, and my phone here, I have a total eclipse of the phone”
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Shepard Smith: “¡Jalapeña! [ph]“
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Shepard Smith: Singing “Where the deer and the antelope play”
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Shepard Smith: “So… here, it’s a little darker than usual. But… it’s not… like… dark”
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Shepard Smith: “Wanna see a total eclipse of this monitor?”
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Shepard Smith: “Wow, would you look at that! It’s a total eclipse of the sun!”
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From Sidetalk
Sidetalk: “Bing-Bong!” #1
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Sidetalk: “Bing-Bong!” #2
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Sidetalk: “Fuck your life!! Bing-Bong!”
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From Spitzer Shield Shuffle
Jack Conklin: “My name is Jack, and I protect… your city’s favorite quarterback”
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Joel Bitonio: “My name is Joel, and I guard… the city of Rock ‘n’ Roll”
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Spitzer Shield Shuffle
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From Stephen A. Smith
Stephen A. Smith: “Memes!”
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Stephen A. Smith: “You’ve got memes!”
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From Steve Fournier Interview
Steve Fournier: “Do you set yourself up to completely fail… the crowd; or, you go out there and you rock a house”
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Steve Fournier: “Or, you go out there and you rock a house”
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From “Strangers With Candy”
Mr. Noblet and Jerri: Lie Detector Test
Mr. Noblet: “Well, we know you’re good at lying”
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From “Street Fighter 2” and “Super Street Fighter 2”
Street Fighter 2: “Hadouken”
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Super Street Fighter 2: Ken: “Hadouken”
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Super Street Fighter 2: Ryu: “Hadouken”
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From “The League”
The League: Fresh Ground Pepper (Long Version)
The League: Fresh Ground Pepper (Short Version)
From “The Room”
Johnny: “How can they say this about me? I don’t believe it. I show them. I will record everything.”
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Johnny: “I did not hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not! Oh hi, Mark!”
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Johnny: “You are tearing me apart, Lisa!”
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From “The Simpsons”
Boo or Buu-urns
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Gary Chalmers and Seymour Skinner: “Can’t you say anything in a normal way? The answer, sadly, is not yes”
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Canyonero Song #1
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Canyonero Song #2
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Ralph Wiggims: “Me fail English? That’s unpossible”
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The Simpsons: “So, then I said to Woody Allen, ‘Well, Camus can do, but Sartre is smar-tre.’ So original. How droll! Yeah, well, Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Carter is smarter.”
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Seymour Skinner and Gary Chalmers: Steamed Hams (Full)
Seymour Skinner: “The answer, sadly, is not yes”
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The DJ 3000
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Gary Chalmers and Seymour Skinner: “You call hamburgers, ‘steamed hams’? Yes… it’s a regional dialect”
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From “Tommy” (aka luberg b)
Tommy: A Butter message to the USA! (Original video)
Tommy: “Ha-ha! Not my problem!”
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Tommy: “I will come to you house… I will go to you frigerator, fri–fridge… your frigerator. I will take your butter out of your fridge… I will eat the butter… in front of you and your family’s eyes!”
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Tommy: “What if it was you that didn’t have any butter? What if I… came home to you and your butter from your fridge… frigerate… the fridgerator… and… took your butter away from you?”
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From Tony Rizzo
Tony Rizzo: “Child, please!”
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Tony Rizzo: “Get the hell outta here!”
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Tony Rizzo: “God bless America!”
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Tony Rizzo: “I can only eat so much poop.”
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Tony Rizzo: “I don’t have to like it!”
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Tony Rizzo: “I don’t wanna hear it”
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Tony Rizzo: “I wanna win!”
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Tony Rizzo: “I don’t want you on my team!”
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Tony Rizzo: “I want winners! And, I want people that wanna win! I don’t want people that celebrate losing!”
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Tony Rizzo: “I’ve had it! I’ve had it with sucking!”
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Tony Rizzo: “My God!”
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Tony Rizzo: “This is crap!”
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Tony Rizzo: “That is the loserist of all loser moves I’ve ever heard in my life. My God, man!”
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Tony Rizzo: “What did we ever do to deserve this?”
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Tony Rizzo: “When!? When!? When!? When!?”
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Tony Rizzo: “When are we gonna hold these people accountable? When!? When!? When!? When!?”
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Tony Rizzo: “You don’t win anyway! Who the hell wants you on my show!!?”
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Tony Rizzo: “You’re not getting the job done in your job! And, you’re getting paid a million dollars to do it! And, it’s not not working! That’s not my fault!”
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From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Kimmy Schmidt and ???: “Friday… Friday… Gotta get down on Friday. You’re singing that wrong. How? I made it up!”
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Kimmy Schmidt: Singing “Friday… Friday… Gotta get down on Friday”
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Titus Andromedon: Trident Gum Jingle Audition
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From “Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!”
Peter Sagal: “Apparently, you do want junk in your face trunk” (From 2023-01-28)
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Peter Sagal: “Boots and cats and boots and cats” (From 2023-04-15)
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Luke: “Bone, bone, bone bone, bone… Bone, bone, bone bone, bone… Now, tell me whatcha gonna do… when judgment comes for you” (From 2020-02-29)
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Luke: “I beg you… one more day!” (From 2021-01-16)
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Luke: Singing “Kim Il-sung, we love you, yes we do. Kim Il-sung, we love you, yes we do. Kim… Il-sung”
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Luke: Saying “Oh, sir… Just one more thing” as Columbo (From 2021-06-19)
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Hari Kondabolu: “Phallus of fatality” (From 2022-08-06)
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Peter Sagal: Saying “Always take the cheese off the hood of your car” in an Australian accent (From 2023-01-28)
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Luke: “Spank your chicken” (From 2021-01-16)
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Luke: “The Internet is a terrible place” (From 2021-01-16)
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Luke: “We don’t need no stinking badgers” (From 2021-01-16)
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Peter Sagal: “The Paula, The Luke… and The Maz Jobrani” (From 2020-10-17)
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From “What We Do in the Shadows”
Laszlo: “Cuz, he’s my best friend. He’s my pal… He’s my homeboy. My rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese… My good time boy”
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“This is the way we talk in Tuscon, Arizoña”
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“You got a big heart Jackie… Everyone in this town knows that… (Hmm) I just wished I understood you… You’re such a mystery… You say you’re from Tuscon; but, you talk all… fancy and Europe-like. This is the way we talk in Tuscon, Arizoña”
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Laszlo Cravensworth: “You really are the most devious bastard in New York City”
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