Andrew: “And, this is gonna be bad!”
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Andrew: “During his, his… keep wanting to say concession speech. Come on, brain, get used to this reality! Come on, brain, you can get there.”
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Andrew: “Eugh”
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Andrew: “I assume it’s not the flag of inclusiveness”
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Andrew: “I’m already mad at myself for just being so glib at the beginning. Today’s a hard day for a lot of people, myself included; and, you know what’s really annoying me today: people being glib.”
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Andrew: “I’m dubious”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Let’s just keep on listing my regrets! It is a TBTL after all.”
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Andrew: “Like, I don’t give a shit about the Seahawks. I don’t give a shit about the Browns.”
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Andrew: “Silver lining alert”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “So, I am becoming human again, maybe.”
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Andrew: “They didn’t Pokémon Go to the polls”
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Andrew: “We only grow stronger in the broken places”
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Andrew: “What?”
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Andrew: “Where have I heard that before!?”
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Andrew: “You always need the over-reactor and the under-reactor”
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Andrew: “You bubble-gummer!”
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Andrew: “You know what? The Professor is lumping it up in there”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew made a sound of what could be a yelp of a dying seal when Trump walked on stage
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Andrew and Luke: “It was funny how we could all drink so much whisky, yet not feel very drunk. Do you ever have that experience, like when you’re so… Yeah, it’s called being Irish. It’s called, ‘doing this for twenty years, you bubble-gummer!'”
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Andrew and Luke: Powerfully Unfunny: Possible show title and underlying principle of TBTL
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Luke: “But, I just want to say for the record, I hate the Electoral College. I think it’s bullshit”
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Luke: “How can she be so glib!?”
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Luke: “I had a cheat night on the carbs”
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Luke: “Oh… shit”
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Luke: “Yeah, but do you, do you understand how liberal, how liberal our immigration policies are with Transylvanians; which, is where all of the sweet transexuals come from?”
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Luke: “You can politely go fuck yourselves forever”
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Luke and Andrew: “And she’s bummed, and I’m bummed, and our animals are bummed. Yeah, except for Olive; who, I’ve heard voted for Trump.”
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Luke and Andrew: “And the idea that because somebody wants to live in butt-fuck Egypt, they have a vote-and-a-half. Fuck that. In serious. Egyptians shouldn’t be allowed to vote in American elections. Well, and, thankfully, they won’t going forward. So, I mean, I, I think that’s a silver lining.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Andrew, how’s it going man? Uh, great. What did I miss? (Yeah?) What did I miss? Not, not too much. Just, the potential end of the democracy. But, you know what? As they say, a couple of hundred years, that’s a good run for a republic.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a let it fly kind (That doesn’t) of guy… Of course you are. I’m, you know, I’m, I’m pretty let it fly for a white guy… the song that accurately describes (Right) me and my life.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It was the exact sound that Westley makes in The Princess Bride. Right! That is a man… That is exactly what it was! …If only Mandy Patinkin and André the Giant could have heard you, and come and found you, and saved you.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s gonna take me a little while before I can… say the name of the other person and have ‘President’ in front of it. Where have I heard that before!?”
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Luke and Andrew: La Brea Tar Pit of Logic
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Luke and Andrew: “Ruth Bader Ginsburg, take your motherfucking vitamins. Yeah, God.”
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Luke and Andrew: “The people who, who, who would not ever vote for a guy like that. The elites took Trump literally, but not seriously; and, (Mmm-hmm) the people who voted for him took him seriously, but not literally. (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “They’re like a cockroach that we keep trying to fumigate with logic… What? But, they just refuse to die and you have to respect that. What? I didn’t say all of my agression was gone.”
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Luke and Andrew: Trump laying down with a lot of dogs, David Dukes, Double Dukes, etc.
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