Andrew: “Ah, here comes Old Dime Bags!”
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Andrew: Andrew refuses to use emojis and ends friendly sentences with exclamation points
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Andrew: “Bragger”
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Andrew: “Dime Bags Burbank”
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Andrew: Funny Laugh
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Andrew: “I found the video, by the way. Your, your secret file ain’t so secret anymore.”
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Andrew: “I’ve never looked great; but, with my personality, I’ve always been like a grumpy old man who doesn’t want to go out and hates crowded bars”
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Andrew: “If you were in the middle of ‘I Am The Walrus,’ well then, dang it, you would start in the middle of ‘I Am The Walrus’.”
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Andrew: “It’s like forty dollars a year!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: Laughing #4
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Andrew: Laughing #5
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Andrew: Laughing #6
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Andrew: “No Fences or Rope in the Head?”
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Andrew: “No, thank you. Receipts are for old people; and, I’m not old.”
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Andrew: “Nobody look it up, okay? I don’t wanna know.”
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Andrew: “Quick little braggy time”
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Andrew: Saying “I don’t know. I don’t know” and Laughing
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Andrew: Saying “Okay” and Laughing
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Andrew: “Scott Adams is a mad man”
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Andrew: “Snohomie?”
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Andrew: “Sorry ladies, I’m taken.”
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Andrew: “Well, aloha jabroha”
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Andrew: “Whoa. Things got crazy at a party somewhere”
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Andrew: “Why’d you wake up so early, Andrew?”
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Andrew: “Yeah, no, no, he is really bad news bears”
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Andrew: “Yet, I’ve pooped myself twice since we’ve brought it up”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is trying to keep the podcast relationship fresh and add some spice to it
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Andrew and Luke: “Chris Haines was a third alter ego. Chris Haines was Chris Gaines’s alter ego.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I feel like it’s gotta be that, I feel like it’s gotta be the sec–Number two? I actually didn’t set it up that way, but I stand by it as an extremely solid spoof.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I was so excited to be giving Adam Felber a ride in my tiny Toyota Tercel. That a lotta Ts, dude.”
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Andrew and Luke: Luke plays Taps in honor of Andrew’s voice
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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, will you spend the rest of your life in a spacesuit with me? Absolutely.”
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Andrew and Luke: “One hundo for me, one hundo for you. (One hundo for you) That’s rich. That’s rich.”
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Andrew and Luke: “What would you call somebody that you’re tutoring, my tutees? I tell my tutees… No. That’s definitely not what (No) you call them… (I’m pretty sure) your protégés. Hey, who’s the peer writing assistant here?”
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Luke: “Alright, fine!”
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Luke: “As… Andrew… per usual”
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Luke: “BTDubs”
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Luke: “But, if you’re wearing a spacesuit for a long time, it could get a little funky”
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Luke: “By the way, I’m dolphinately getting one of those”
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Luke: “David Was, who was the other Was in Was (Not Was)”
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Luke: “I got bait-and-switched!”
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Luke: “It is a gross day. It is nasty out there.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “LeAnn Rimes, Unchained Melody: The Early Years, long before she was mostly known for stealing that one lady’s husband, Blue Moon of Kentucky level donors of the day”
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Luke: “Lewis”
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Luke: “Sad!”
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Luke: Saying “We love that deal” as Tom Leykis
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Luke: “Think of money as a good thought that we can spend on things. Here’s, here’s what we’re going today”
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Luke: “This is just a public radio podcart”
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Luke: “Wow! Wow! Let me say that again. Wow!”
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Luke: “You don’t worry your pretty little head”
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Luke and Andrew: “‘Aloha jabroha’ means hello and goodbye. That’s exactly what it means.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Are you ready (Oh) to hear (Yikes) the sound of evil?”
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Luke and Andrew: “He’s got a soul patch, he’s got his hair in his eyes. I was gonna go with ‘flavor saver,’ but okay.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Wow! Wow! You like that? Let me say that again. (Coming in, coming in strong) Wow! Where did you think of that?”
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