Andrew: “Anywhoozle”
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Andrew: Chuckling
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Andrew: Funny Laugh
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Andrew: Funny Vocalization
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Andrew: “Hello, Luke!”
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Andrew: “I feel like you’re being a little bit insulting here; like, I know the difference between a boat and Crocodile Mile.”
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Andrew: “I mean, it’s less scandalous than it sounds, I think!”
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Andrew: “I shoulda brought a banana”
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Andrew: “I was such a loser and I just only remember myself being awkward and… and, kind of, just like small ‘A’ unattract… No, small ‘U’ unattractive, all the time”
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Andrew: “It was supposed to be the one that started with a ‘T’; but, it ended up being the one that started with a ‘C’.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: “Like, that’s a dazzling detail that I seem to remember”
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Andrew: “Oh, God, it’s good to be back!”
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Andrew: “Oh. What? What?”
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Andrew: “Read a fucking book”
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Andrew: “Really!?”
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Andrew: Saying “DJ Burbank!” in a deep, gruff voice
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Andrew: “Thought that would go on forever. I loved it!”
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Andrew: “W-W-W dot dah-duh-dah-da!”
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Andrew: “What’s wrong with you, boy?”
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Andrew: “You, you probably gained a lot of listeners while I was out. You’re probably losing a lot of listeners as I speak.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “I’m trying to figure out, like, ‘Is a thing happening here, or not? What’s going on?'”
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Andrew and Luke: “Luke! I just typed in ‘Why did’ into Google… (Oh, no!) and it said, and the first suggestion is, ‘Why did Adele start over?'”
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Andrew and Luke: Real Time with Andrew Walsh or Hot Take Time Machine
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Andrew and Luke: Three-hour adventure, not a three-hour tour
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Andrew and Luke: “Yes!! Like a boat, (Okay) Luke, a boat! (Yeah, okay)”
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“Damn, Fireball, back at it again with the white Vans!”
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Luke: “And, I just had to, like, I had to just sort of astrally project out of my body. I had to, somehow, override the pain in my hand”
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Luke: “Another notch in the old bedpost; but, there’s no bedpost because the bed’s on the ground!”
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Luke: “But… damn, it’s good to have you back, buddy!”
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Luke: “C-C-C-C-Cookie School! (??)“
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Goddamn it!!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Let’s get at that head”
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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious, people. Is it a Monday already?”
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Luke: “Oh, did I do that?”
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Luke: “Read a book!!”
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Luke: “She’s really grown up, you guys! They grow up so fast!”
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Luke: Singing “You read my mind, girl I wanna shake you down. I can give you all the lovin’ you need” and mimicking key/tempo change
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Luke: “Sitchy-ation [ph]“
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Luke: Stretched out “Wow!”
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Luke: “They would be our… Todd Rundgren, I don’t wanna work, I just want to bang on the drum all day, level donors of the day”
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Luke: “What!?!”
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Luke: “Wow!”
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Luke: “Yo no hablo inglés”
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Luke: “You’re fine!”
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Luke and Andrew: “And then, the second thing that comes up is, ‘Why did Andrew miss that chance to pork his driver’s ed teacher?’ The other question is, ‘What’s wrong with you, boy?'”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew drops the deut that his driving instructor took Andrew to her apartment
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t like it. I don’t really like it either.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have one other very important question; and, by very important question, I mean… nobody cares about this but me. (Uh-huh) When did you get home?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I would stroll in, I would make my way to the bathroom. Once you’ve peed, what are they going to do, put the pee back inside you!? Joke’s on them! Sorry, nobody… I need to keep talking so that nobody pictures that; cuz, that’s where my brain’s going. What kind of contraption…?”
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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a whole other thing. I mean, I think we can agree… She didn’t wanna work, she just wanted to bang on the Walsh all day (Oh, no!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “What did she pick up? (…I honestly) I have no… her diaphragm. No, I have no idea… I have…”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yo no hablo Dundee (Yeah)”
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