Andrew: “Every time we say ‘Shagadelic’ in today’s show, we get a point individually. The person with the most points loses.”
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Andrew: “God… damn it!”
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Andrew: “Hey listen, I’m not, I’m not eye-rolling anybody, people can do what they want.”
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Andrew: “Hey, Shlub Bud!”
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Andrew: “I, I think it’s more like: New Luke just bottles these feelings up until he’s alone in a rolling vehicle with Andrew; and then, all those emotions come out.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “No! You made an Italian BMT, you were supposed to make a Spicy Italian!”
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Andrew: “Oh, no, no, no! You’re gonna go full Pesci. Ohh…”
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Andrew: “Oh, really”
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Andrew: “You could put blood on the door or just write ‘Fart’ on the window”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to do the K-Stass scat with Luke jumping in
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants a Shlub Bud and that makes Luke want to reconsider being in an RV with Andrew
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, okay, now I get it! (Yeah)”
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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Very nice! Very nice!” as Borat
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Andrew and Luke: “When are we gonna do our 24-hour TBTL… podcast? Oh my God! How, that was… That was a real idea. That was a real idea that I actually really liked; and then, we just… forgot about that.”
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Luke: “Andrew!! I wanted to be sitting… in this one specific spot at this one time!!”
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Luke: “As if I needed another way to donk off money while at the race track”
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Luke: “Happy Cinco de Mayo”
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Luke: “He bought a, a Battle Troll, but it doesn’t mean he think he’s better than anyone else”
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Luke: “I call myself the Unicorn Maker!”
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Luke: “I don’t want anyone touching my uvula, though”
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Luke: “I’m gonna have to let go and let ADubs sometimes on this trip”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “She was in a total zoot suit, by the way. It was a borderline Zoot Suit Riot last night.”
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Luke: “Shit is getting realer by the, by the day”
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Luke: Singing “I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend”
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Luke: Singing “Late last night, when we were all in bed, Mrs. O’Leary put a lantern in the shed; and, when Madame Bovary kicked it over, she turned her eye and said, ‘There’ll be a hot time on the old town tonight.'”
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Luke: “Too much junk in my trunk”
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Luke: “What I’ve gone with is… no belt”
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Luke and Andrew: “A zoot suit laugh riot! Hey-oh! Except, when I was joking, it was a zoot suit quiet. Riot.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Excuse me sirs, I’d just like to put some food coloring in these children’s drinks. Nothing to see here. Hello, do you need any help… with your kid’s party later?”
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Luke and Andrew: Fleekwood Mac
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Luke and Andrew: “Timmy… you’re gonna learn how to be a Sandwich Artist. Yeah, right. My whole family, you guys are gonna become, you guys are gonna work at the Subway. No! You made an Italian BMT, you were supposed to make a Spicy Italian! Nobody knows the difference.”
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Luke and Andrew: Wouldja, Couldja, Didja, Why’dja and Why Wouldn’tja
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Luke and Andrew: “Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo!”
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Paula Poundstone: “Roxanne kicked my ass!”
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