Andrew: “But, whatever”
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Andrew: “Hey, kid… you like to Facebook? I got something that will really make you Facebook.”
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Andrew: “I am, kind of, always trying to climb my way out of the schlub hole”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna change!”
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Andrew: “I get Quilted Northern… for the TP. And, I get Brawny for the PT.”
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Andrew: “I step on your power outs all the time”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: “Let’s do that!”
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Andrew: “Now, is, is she doing tricks, is she like, yo-yo-ing it up?”
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Andrew: Saying “Ohhhh-ho-ho-oh-ho, it’s a play on words!” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: Sing-songy “Mmm-hmm”
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Andrew: Singing “I’m a classic man”
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Andrew: “Sittin’ in the bottom of ma’ belly”
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Andrew: “Tell me what to do!”
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Andrew: “That’s the expression! That’s certainly it. (Go Browns) You can tell, because… it just trips off the tongue.”
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Andrew: “Yee-haw”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing the “On The Media” theme and Luke saying “Huh?!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t wanna change! Well, what have you decided to do? Just… torment myself.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Vooooop! Did you just yip like a he dog? I tried to do my ‘Vooooop!'”
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Luke: “Amazon is the… Russet Burbank potato… of… buying things”
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Luke: “Eagle Sore… fall hard”
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Luke: “Easy, Bezos!”
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Luke: “God… if somebody opens the Ark of the Covenant, we’re effed!”
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Luke: “He’s really the covfefe… of podcasting, known for his drawing of tall ships, its grace and splendor. He sometimes… tweets… indecipherable words; but, it doesn’t mean that he’s better than everyone else. He’s Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh.”
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Luke: “Not to send money right back to Jeffy B’s pockets”
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Luke: “Rubber ducky, rubber ducky, what’cha leaving behind ya?”
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Luke: Snorting
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Luke: “This man hates calendars!”
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Luke: “We’re just getting powered up!”
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Luke: “Well, this is why we can’t have nice things”
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Luke: “Yo, yo, yo”
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Luke: “You’ve spin the fidgets… in all the different ways”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, you thought we needed to power out eight minutes ago. No, no, no, my friend. We’re just powering in.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, take the wheel. I’m gonna be hearing a lot of that next week.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I didn’t start by saying ‘dude’, (Dude) by the way. Dude. Yeah. Hey dummy! (Dude) Bruh. Bruh.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m dazzled! I’m pretty dazzled. I’m also hungry right now.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve got some ambience, I just got my prescription re-upped… Ohhh. (Although, you know what…) You were hooked on ambience.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke snorting and Andrew saying “That was a really bad joke. Thanks for trying to snort it out with me.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe for that reason, or, I don’t know, maybe cuz I can hang out here with the doggins, or… Because, I can… just come to you right now, Andrew… wearing a banana hammock and a smile… (Come on, man!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, I see, we’re in different cars! Yeah, I gotta… Oh, I thought… Rubber ducky, rubber ducky, what’cha leaving behind ya?”
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Luke and Andrew: “These are your phonics. These are your phonics on drugs. Insert frying pan sound effect here (Ohhh)”
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Luke and Andrew: “We bored (I know) two listeners (Uh-oh…) with one conversation (my gosh)”
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