Andrew: “Come here, honey stomach. Who’s my honey stomach?”
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Andrew: “Cuz, I don’t wanna just like, kinda… poop on this ghost story”
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Andrew: “Doctor Burbank is in the house”
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Andrew: “Downward facing podcast”
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Andrew: “God, this is boring!”
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Andrew: “Got my mind on my honey and got my honey on my mind”
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Andrew: “Hard drives, and hard drives, and hard drives of minutiae”
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Andrew: “Humpback of Norte-Podcasting. Ugh. Ughh, it’s getting worse!”
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Andrew: “I did miscalculate a little bit this time”
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Andrew: “I have an app that just generates… the word ‘hot dog’ over and over again”
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Andrew: “I’ll be damned if I’m gonna have a kid look up at me with, like, blood pouring out of his mouth and crying”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna have to hide me some secret sausages”
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Andrew: Imitating chatter among guys hovering around a lit grill
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Andrew: “It’s getting… it’s getting steamy with this word… image you’re painting”
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Andrew: “Like some sort of… humpback… of podcastery”
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Andrew: “Luke, sometime, sometimes you make statements about me; and, I think, ‘Boy… am I really giving that off? That’s not how I feel.’ But, sometimes, my friend, you nail it!! And, you just nailed it.”
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Andrew: “Take that body! Telling me what I can swallow, what I can’t.”
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Andrew: “This shit’s getting to me, man!”
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Andrew: “We have a lot of stuff”
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Andrew: “Yeah. What’s up with that?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew describing how he preps for a party
Andrew and Luke: Andrew was oddly mellow at the beginning of the show
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Andrew and Luke: “Congratulations us. Yay! Yay us!”
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Luke: “Be wise-all, and medicate with alcohol”
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Luke: Even though today’s Luke knows how bad toy crossbows that shoot toothpicks are, nine-year old Luke wants one real bad
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Luke: “Give me the motherfucking steak! I’m throwing it back on”
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Luke: “God, you’re so right”
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Luke: “I consider myself as the cherry Gusher of… husbands”
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Luke: “I know it’s the worst idea ever!”
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Luke: “Okay, everyone… flap your arms”
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Luke and Andrew: Coming up with rhymes with the word “Xyz”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks beeswax is bee dookie
Luke and Andrew: MC Hammer Air
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Luke and Andrew: “Mommy, could we go to the bank and can I have some sausages? Daddy, would you like a bank sausage?”
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Luke and Andrew: Shirtless Luke on the floor eating a floor hotdog
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