Luke: “Don’t… when… when they go interrupt… we go high. Like, don’t try to, don’t try to out-interrupt an interrupter.”
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Luke: “Finally… this show is about me. Thank God.”
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Luke: “Have a great rest of your Wednesday, and remember: No mountain too tall and good luck to all! That really smashed my face.”
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Luke: “Hey, look… the lifeguard’s out”
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Luke: “I can do: No mountain too tall, boing… And, good luck to all, splash”
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Luke: “I have no idea”
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Luke: “I wanna get back to how your life is not… sad, pathetic, or a waste”
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Luke: “I’d love to see him… in one of those outfits. I can’t see him, I can only hear him”
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Luke: “Knock knock”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “May God have mercy on those places”
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Luke: “Oh my God, this is peak Kayne”
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Luke: “Open a window… or head outside Burbank Springs over to the Burbank Springs Aquatic Center… which is where I currently am.”
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Luke: “So, that was the first thing that I did to prove my manhood… to my wife”
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Luke: “Thank you for being such a mensch today”
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Luke: “This is a terrible idea, everybody… but, here we are”
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Luke: “What a wonderful time that was and will be?”
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Luke: Whispering “And a little bit of vodka”
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Luke: “Yeah, yeah, she said she did… and, she was trying to get you to come over. And also, it was a sext.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I gotta try to stop this… this… like, landslide that is my upper torso (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I know better than to start talking… cuz, I know that you’ll totally try to step on me. I actually wasn’t going to”
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Luke and Andrew: “La-di-da-di, we likes to party. That’s a good Slick Rick”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like… this pool that I’m in right now is half of my, it’s half comprised of my urine. Oh, goodness. And the other half (But, no. Seriously) is Rudy’s? Yeah, yeah.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s cooler started draining all of a sudden and Andrew thought Luke was peeing
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Luke and Andrew: “This is some world-class puttering… Oh my God!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, sorry… this is not professional. But, anyway, I, I fixed it… No, this is the one part that isn’t professional, you’re right.”
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Luke and Andrew: “We started boring… the middle was boring, and let’s end boring (Mmm-hmm)”
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