Andrew: “And, uh, check out some BBQ. Maybe we can get the BBQ place to be a sponsor too. Now I’m saying BBQ. I don’t approve of that at all!”
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Andrew: “Being so naked!”
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Andrew: “Big bearded Andy. Big bearded baby, I should say.”
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Andrew: “But, I think that’s sweet revenge”
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Andrew: “But, only organisms that live within this house… have bed permission right now”
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Andrew: “But, there was just a lot of naked time”
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Andrew: “But… holy crap, did we behave”
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Andrew: “Hey man… still has your musk in here. Gonna air it out later.”
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Andrew: “I guess I’m just… an oinker”
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Andrew: “I know that it’s maybe not brand new sheets… but, you don’t know that. They feel like brand new sheets; unless, something really went sideways the night before”
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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be funny here. I was never assaulted by anybody’s genitalia, so far, that I remember.”
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Andrew: “I’m sure they love that”
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Andrew: “‘Isn’t that so cute? Ohh!’ And, kind of ‘aww-ing’ and ‘ahh-ing'”
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Andrew: “It does not feature Luke Burbank laying in my bed”
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Andrew: “Just a dab of crows”
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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’ve seen the butt stuff with this chair just in the moments that I’m here. God knows what happens when I’m gone!”
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Andrew: “Ooh, I want the nose! I want the nose!”
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Andrew: “Real? Question mark. Sports? Question mark.”
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Andrew: “She’s just… b-b-b-blocking out the haters”
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Andrew: “Shit got real, real fast”
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Andrew: “That really pisses me off! That pisses me off way more than it should.”
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Andrew: Throat Clearing
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Andrew: “You son of a gun!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, yeah. Cuz, Luke needed a cocktail stirrer… earlier this evening. And, he decided to use my remote control for it. Wait!! Do you seriously… I had a feeling you didn’t remember that”
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Luke: “And, I was so zonked out this morning”
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Luke: “And, it just kept going”
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Luke: “Because, we clearly state, on the menu… that children’s buttholes will be visible. Not really. I put that part in there.”
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Luke: “I know it sounds like I definitely stole this”
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Luke: “It is… muggy here in Chicago today!”
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Luke: “It was… very close to being a situation”
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Luke: “Let’s, move over to #ButtholeGate”
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Luke: Saying “They did not see my…” and then cleared his throat
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Luke: Singing “Imagine there’s no heaven… or buttholes. It’s easy if you try… just don’t think about buttholes. No hell below us… just a butthole. Above us, only sky… and maybe a butthole.”
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Luke: Throat Clearing
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Luke: “Today’s show… a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, this is gonna be… just… first class everybody. Very limited sexual dribble-drabble”
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Luke: “What have you heard about the toilet!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew… when you find out what those kids do with the remote control. Oh, God… I gotta go… You’re never even gonna go to the state of Oregon, again”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you want me saying #ButtholeGate? (No, I don’t)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Fine. You can bill Nate Toby. Our boss.”
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