Andrew: “And, Luke, if you don’t mind me just saying one thing, that I’ve been meaning to say for a while now”
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Andrew: “Beep-beep-boop-boop-boop!”
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Andrew: “Every shower has its quirks”
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Andrew: “Hmm… Hmm”
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Andrew: “I don’t know if you know this, I am a big man. I am a Carl Weathers, par exemple.”
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Andrew: “I hated that!”
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Andrew: “I know this is so… #SuperUninteresting”
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Andrew: “Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes!”
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Andrew: “Oh, right! The Sopranos”
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Andrew: “Oh, you don’t have the… rimshot ready. That’s fine. Just be ready though; cuz, I have all kinds of funny jokes like that.”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “I didn’t do it all the time, Luke!”
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Andrew: Saying “Although, I guess, we gotta call it a bath mat!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Sure, yeah. No, I get real cocky with my bath mat.”
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Andrew: “That’s a tautology. I’ll edit it out”
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Andrew: “The quarterback is toast!”
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Andrew: “Well… done!”
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Andrew: “You nailed it!”
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Andrew: “Yup”
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Andrew and Luke: “All the sounds have already been made, I would just put this up there. (Mmm-hmm) I will sue anybody who tries to use that in a song (I bet you will. I bet you will)”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew creating pops and cracks while talking to joke around with Luke, but Luke is not amused
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke. No crackles. Oh, God. (¡Jalapeña!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think we have time for bath mats. Don’t you mess with me on this one.”
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Andrew and Luke: “My parents were more ‘Bird on a Wire’; so, they made me sit on a wire. You… you… It was all Cohen-related punishment (…son of a bitch)”
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Luke: “A solid medium minus”
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Luke: “Boop, boop. Boop, boop. TBTL Breaking News!”
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Luke: Händel’s “Messiah” x Shepard Smith’s “¡Jalapeña!”
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Luke: “I paid too much money for this… travesty of a boxing fight”
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Luke: “I typed… the word, ‘Hallelujah… Hallelujah… Hallelujah Song’. From my lips… to God’s ears”
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Luke: “It is so good. So good!”
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Luke: “Look what you made us do”
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Luke: Singing “It’s the shape of my booty”
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Luke: Singing “Just like every night has its dawn”
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Luke: Singing the intro to War’s “Low Rider”
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Luke: “What!?!”
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Luke: “You get cocky with a bath mat”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew Marsupial Gurgled Taylor Swift’s new song
Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wait! Wait, wait, (What! What!) wait! (What!!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “What is your policy, Walsh? Let’s go back to my childhood, Luke. Okay. I… Look what we made him do. Look what we made him do.”
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