Andrew: “How Rooney!”
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Andrew: “How Rooney!” #2
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Andrew: “I didn’t even know what I was getting into when I started that quote! Holy shit!”
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Andrew: “I… love this; like a big bag of letters to Santa… just throw that shit on the counter”
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Andrew: “Just throw that shit on the counter”
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Andrew: “Now I feel… bad”
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Andrew: “Oh, good squeak there! Good Andy squeak”
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Andrew: “Oh, no! Hoisted by my own pe-joke”
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Andrew: “Ohh, you can afford that!!”
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Andrew: Singing “B-B-B-B-Bennie!”
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Andrew: Singing “Safelite repair, Safelite replace!”
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Andrew: Snorting and laughing
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Andrew: “Wait! Hold on! Where does the… facts… end and… jokes begin?”
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Andrew: “What is the state of the Rourke?”
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Andrew: “You didn’t fall for my head fake on that one”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll trade you a Luke Burbank and a Mo Rocca for one Paula Poundstone. Get outta here! (Yeah)”
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Luke: “Andy Rooney complained so that I could fly”
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Luke: “Andy Rooney… happily married… for seventy years… to his desk”
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Luke: “Beep-beep… ribby-ribby”
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Luke: “Beep-beep… ribby-ribby. Let’s take a break”
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Luke: “How Rooney!”
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Luke: “I left my Bonvoy in El Segundo… I got to get it. I got, got to get it”
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Luke: “I’ve lived a very regrettable life”
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Luke: “It’s just… a… an albino mudslide”
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Luke: “John Travolta-tron”
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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank; I am your host. Coming to you today… from Bel Air, California. That’s right… I start out in West Philadelphia, that’s where I was born and raised… I think you know how much time I spent on the playground… but, now, I’m here in Bel Air”
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Luke: Saying “Hey… Nehru collar” as Bob Dylan
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Luke: Singing “Don’t walk on the carpet. We’ve got slippers for that”
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