Andrew: “¡Jalapeños!”
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Andrew: “Aagh! Give me something!”
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Andrew: “Are you not printing out stories anymore?”
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Andrew: “But, I just have so much to say about pickles; and, cucumbers, from… whence they came”
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Andrew: “By the way, if I’m only eating half a pickle, it means that I’ve already eaten ten… full pickles”
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Andrew: “Did you… did you eat two meals?”
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Andrew: “Do you have something you’d like to tell me?”
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Andrew: “‘Hey, this is… this is pretty important. Give me a call back, okay?’ Aagh! Give me something!”
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Andrew: “I can’t go anywhere without you, Luke”
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Andrew: “I can’t remember… Emmy Kate’s teeth”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what to believe anymore!”
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Andrew: “I would monkey around with Second Life every now and then”
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Andrew: Imitating someone who is trying to speak with a frozen or locked jaw
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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!!”
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Andrew: “Pickle me pink”
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Andrew: “That wouldn’t have been a terrible joke if I had put the words in the right order”
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Andrew: “The details are so foggy to me”
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Andrew: “Today, Luke, I say to you… Do you have anything you’d like to tell me?”
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Andrew: “Why am I trying to improve on perfection?”
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Andrew and Luke: Luke kept on saying “pig butthole” and Andrew wanted Luke to stop saying it
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Luke: “I am… eating food… before noon. And, that food is watermelon? And, it’s so good!”
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Luke: “I don’t know… They’re all a bunch of criminals!”
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Luke: “One Mississippi… Two Mississippi… Three Mi–“
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Luke: “Tickle monster!!”
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Luke: “Well… that’s happening now!”
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