Andrew: “Applebee’s, bro”
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Andrew: “By the way, I’m totally making this up. I could be wrong”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna… put my anxiety in other people”
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Andrew: “I… remembered the bones of that joke”
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Andrew: Making a bullet ricocheting sound and a funny sound
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Andrew: “Maybe I shouldn’t even admit how stupid I am”
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Andrew: “Never do anything outta hunger, even eat”
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Andrew: “Say ‘chunt'”
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Andrew: Saying “I’m not weird” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Singing “There are places I remember”
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Andrew: “‘Voting, eh?’ to ‘Vote, now!'”
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Andrew: “When are you gonna make me a grandpa… Paul?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is that a bad man company, Luke!? Is that… I don’t know. Really!? (Yeah)”
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Luke: “(Hey, Gorgle)… How do I keep from being (Weird!)?”
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Luke: “How to truly… party… with the best of them; and, go down to the river”
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Luke: “In Soviet Russia… Vince Vaughn bullies you!”
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Luke: “It’s a… top-heavy show today”
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Luke: “Licorice! Licorice! Sweet black licorice. Sweet black licorice! Have some. Bee-boomp!”
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Luke: “Like, a lot of the stories that we do on this show are, obviously, bullshit”
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Luke: “Tired: Voting, how? Wired: Voting, now!”
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Luke: “You know, Aasif Mandvi… my pal from Wait Wait” [ed: Aasif Mandvi has not been on Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! but has been a guest on Live Wire!]
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Luke: “Your boy, Lukie, will be voting”
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