Andrew: “Hammacher Schlammacher, I said more ham!”
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Andrew: “I have fancy ice balls”
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Andrew: “I have fancy ice balls… that are tiny little guys”
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Andrew: “I’m out of words”
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Andrew: “Sack-the-donuts”
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Andrew: “This almost sounds too normal!”
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Andrew: “This feels like a joke!”
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Andrew: “Use the promo code: WHATTHEFUCK”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m out of words. I can’t even finish (Yes) that sentence”
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Luke: “Go Browns”
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Luke: “I am happy to spread… half-truths… and outright lies”
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Luke: “I believe it runs on d-bags”
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Luke: “I don’t know!! I’m a pepperphile!!”
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Luke: “I licked my phone today because I got rice on it”
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Luke: “I’m now… playing three-dimensional chess. This is the Luke’s Gambit, the Burbs Gambit”
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Luke: “I’ve got some… serious Hammacher… to Schlammacher”
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Luke: “Is it a Hammacher… a Schlammacher… or a… Shammacher?”
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Luke: Making retching sounds and saying “Oh my God. What happened? Did that turn?”
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Luke: “Mr. Cottage Cheese”
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Luke: “Not the… lying on TV. I do it all the time”
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Luke: “The… Superb Owl”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, I (Yeah) finally secured the cottage cheese assignment!”
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Luke and Andrew: Getting indirectly mentioned for always correcting Luke on the pronunciation of “Wagyu”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have a bite of wagyu beef… Ya happy? No. Ya happy… out there in listener land?”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s ‘wagyu,’ by the way (Wagyu)”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke isn’t stressed about the lying part on TV
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