Andrew: “Do ya like sweating, though?”
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Andrew: “Don’t rent a peda-boat though”
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Andrew: “Everybody! I am wiping this down! Do we have a hose? No hose? Okay. I’ll make do… with this spray bottle. Thank you”
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Andrew: “I don’t think that sweat is flying off of me”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna stop rooting for the Browns!”
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Andrew: “I had my nose stuck in a lot of gross places”
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Andrew: “I had my nose stuck in a lot of gross places, before you finally got that across”
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Andrew: “I hate Wheel of Fortune! It’s so… Those people are so stupid!”
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Andrew: “I summered… in Kent, Ohio”
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Andrew: “I’m a sweater”
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Andrew: “I’m not always rubbing my beard or… or pulling knick-knacks out of my beard and surprising children… with it”
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Andrew: “I’m so wishy-washy on this”
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Andrew: “My beard… serves a purpose. It… hides my face”
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Andrew: “Oh… wow! You’re right”
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Andrew: “Pedam!? I barely knew ’em!”
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Andrew: “Put that in your shuttlecock and smoke it!”
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Andrew: Saying “Ay! I’m an accent wall!” in a faux Italian accent
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Andrew: “Somebody already said that, bro!”
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Andrew: “Spoiler alert, too, if you haven’t read the Bible yet”
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Andrew: “That seems crass”
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Andrew: “The rage room’s in the basement. We don’t talk about the rage room”
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Andrew: “We’ve turned our morality away”
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Andrew: “What do you think Gandalf’s beard smells like?”
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Andrew: “What the hell!? Where did you come from? This is my campus!”
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Andrew: “Where the urine flowed… on the elevator floor… on Halloweens”
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Andrew: “Which one of you teams is good enough for me?”
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Andrew: “Why do you think my mind is in the gutter?”
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Andrew: “Why do you think my mind is in the gutter? It would be your mind that’s in the gutter, if you’re interpreting it gross coming from me”
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Andrew: “You know what I got, on Saturday? A Mariners game to listen to. And, I’ll be G-D’d if I was gonna listen to that on my phone”
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Andrew: “You’re a chocoholic!”
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Andrew and Luke: “What do you think Gandalf’s beard smells like? For some reason, I get leather… Pipe smoke? Pipe smoke and leather!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Why do you think my mind is in the gutter? It would be your mind that’s in the gutter, if you’re interpreting it gross coming from me… Well, yeah, I was. But, the fact that you assumed I meant you tells me your mind is in the gutter… I was talking about myself”
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Luke: “Coming to you from the Hollywood Broadcast Center right here in Portland, Oregon… Where, I’m giving today… 3 Denzels up”
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Luke: “I’m such a bad person”
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Luke: “I’m such a bad person… I mean… that’s evident to anyone who listens to the show”
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Luke: Making a series of beeping sounds
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Luke: “My body starts… shedding liquid… in a… troubling sense”
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Luke: “Pedam if you got ’em!”
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Luke: Singing the beginning of the Home Depot ad song
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Luke: “Speaking of lifestyles, Andrew. Have you ever heard of the PowerBear lifestyle?”
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Luke: “Sweet dreams are made of him”
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Luke: “With great wizarding power comes… great… responsibility; or, at least, great teetotaling”
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Luke and Andrew: “It worked! Yes. It worked”
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