Andrew: “Get a room!”
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Andrew: “God, I love me some Cary Grant! How can you not?”
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Andrew: “Grocery store elevators are just weird”
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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t know, I don’t know… what words mean; but… I don’t let that stop me”
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Andrew: “I might… I might wanna get my teeth into that”
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Andrew: “If only there had been a sign”
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Andrew: “In podcast space, nobody can hear you scream”
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Andrew: “In the podcast space, nobody can hear… the leaf blower”
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Andrew: “It would’ve been great for the… the eventual march towards palimony”
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Andrew: “It’s a game of attrition, or a pod of attrition, or whatever you wanna call it”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Saying “Uhh… it’s in his house, and her house!” as George Bailey
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Andrew: “She was basically just my sugar mama”
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Andrew: “This isn’t that good”
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Andrew: “What is happening!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Didn’t you… just… God…damnit! (Yes) Why are we talking about this on Thursday? 9 hours previous, I had been stuck in the elevator, and I… and I decided to roll the dice a second time; because, I figured, there’s no way this has now been broken for all of this time… And, I was right! So, 50/50. You win some, you lose some”
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Andrew and Luke: “How is–How are we talking about this on Thursday!? Cuz, you know, Andrew, I can still surprise you”
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Andrew and Luke: “No. How the hell? How the hell!? And, we talk so much shit on this show… How in the–Literally. (I mean, literally today) Yeah”
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Luke: “Aw, youth is wasted on the wrong people!”
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Luke: “Mary… Sam Wainright’s on the phone”
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Luke: “Tell Bailey I’ll let him on the ground floor!”
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Luke: “That was my grumpy”
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Luke: “Why don’t ya kiss her already, instead of talking to her to death!”
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Luke: “You have no fucking idea, kid”
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Luke and Andrew: “Listen, I’ve been very public about crapping my own pants at a Mariners game; (Sure) but, that was my own crap!”
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Luke and Andrew: “There was a Post-It note… on the elevator… that said… ‘Don’t get on this elevator. You’ll get stuck’ And, I just thought it was a joke. It was handwritten (What!?)”
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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a parable… Andrew… (Hmm?) in the bible… Maybe you’ve heard of it”
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