Andrew: “‘Actually, Tom Cruise knows exactly what he’s doing.’ Yeah! Ya fucking think so!?”
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Andrew: Blowing a raspberry
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Andrew: “Clangy and bangy”
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Andrew: “Defiant Dazzlers?”
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Andrew: “Don’t touch the–You can’t touch that guy. Don’t touch that guy”
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Andrew: “He would just be sitting there, like, staring into the middle distance, with… remarkably huge ears that didn’t work very well”
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Andrew: “‘Hey, maybe you should give Tom Cruise a chance.’ Guess what!? We have been!”
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Andrew: “I am aggressively staying home tonight”
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Andrew: “I definitely have middle-aged hearing these days”
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Andrew: “I don’t know why. People are just saying good things”
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Andrew: “I feel like shit and I’m broke”
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Andrew: “I got absolutely rocked”
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Andrew: “I just really need this oasis of Andy time”
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Andrew: “I mean, it’s just terrible. I’m just a little turd out there”
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Andrew: “I’ll give you a little taste of this”
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Andrew: “I’m a man of few birds, but those birds will count! And, so will my actions!”
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Andrew: “I’m just a little turd out there”
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Andrew: “I’ve been collecting skulls… I like the shape of yours”
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Andrew: “I, at least, understand why I’m losing this year”
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Andrew: “It’s a little bit demoralizing. But, I gotta remember that it’s fun… That’s the thing to remember”
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Andrew: “Like, I enjoy doing it”
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Andrew: Saying “Don’t make any trouble. I don’t want any trouble!” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: “Stinky!”
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Andrew: “That is such a shit move, man”
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Andrew: “They’re killer on my ears”
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Andrew: “Topper Gunner”
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Andrew: “Toppies on Patrol?”
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Andrew: “Ugh! This is all my fault! I’m looking out the window and it’s rainy and dready outside”
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Andrew: “Who would listen to old-timey radio on headphones?”
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Andrew: “Yeah! Ya fucking think so!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s just keep those nipples non-bloody, okay? That’s the… most we’ve asked for (Well, I promise if they do start bleeding, I’ll take a picture and send it to you) Oh, Christ”
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Andrew and Luke: “The kind of thing that you ended up leaving NPR to do in Seattle, which became TBTL. But; I remember, like, during this time… (What ever happened to that show?) I have no idea. I’m sure it’s… it was too beautiful to live”
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Luke: “Don’t mess up, don’t mess up, don’t mess up”
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Luke: “Gentlemen, one day you will eat those birds!”
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Luke: “I just, literally, could not make… a sound with my voice”
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Luke: “If this is just not the most corporate sounding shit of all time”
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Luke: “It’s 8 Ball’s World… We’re just living in it”
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Luke: “It’s not yellow!!”
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Luke: “Sloppy Toppy Gun… Full Throttle”
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Luke: “Top Gun 2: Slinger Dingers”
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Luke: “Top Gun 2: Sloppy Toppy”
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Luke: “You love… the mess-up”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke reciting lyrics to Elvis Presley’s “Suspicious Minds” from memory
Luke and Andrew: “Then, we go: 3… 2, and… (2) 1. Back to…”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is Top Gun… This is… or Top Gun 2, or Topper Gun, or I don’t know what the… name of it is. Topper Gunner”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is Top Gun… This is… or Top Gun 2, or Topper Gun, or I don’t know what the… name of it is. Topper Gunner… Topper Gunner: Full Throttle. Mmm-hmm… But, like… Sloppy Toppy Gun… Full Throttle”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve moved into known… known unknowns (Exactly) instead of unknown unknowns”
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