Linh Pham – Page 274 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “That was so tortured. That was so tortured. Me working that tape into the intro. I worked so hard to make that smooth, and I totally failed. But, that’s okay.”

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Andrew: “They’re whoopin’ and hollerin'”

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Andrew: “Today is the first day of the second week of Luke’s vacation”

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Andrew: Trilling “Brrrrrrrrrrrr”

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Andrew: “Uhh, that makes sense”

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Andrew: “We don’t have to rival for Luke’s attention here… er, compete for his attention here”

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Andrew: “What are you, five years old!?”

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Andrew: “Why ya not loud now!!!?”

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Andrew: “You came in my office and then you left right away; because, you said it smelled bad. I’ve been sitting in here, just kind of stewing in my own juices; and, probably, if I’m being a hundred percent honest, not really thinking about… whether or not, I was passing gas.”

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Andrew: “You see what I have to work with here”

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Andrew and Andy Hurst: “I’m calling it a stadium. Is it a stadium? It’s a field. It’s a field. It’s a field. (It’s a field) It’s not a stadium. (I mean) Should we start over? Yeah.”

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Andrew and Andy Hurst: “Please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all. Go on, do that again. Just kidding, that’s fine.”

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Andy Hurst: “Fake news”

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Andy Hurst: “I took the day off work to come smell your farts”

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Andy Hurst: “It was a little juicy”

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Andy Hurst: “Uhh, what?”
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Andy Hurst and Andrew: “I let the cats out. Who did? (It was me) Who? Who? (It was me) Who?”

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Carey Burbank: “Aw, geez”

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Carey Burbank: “Green Teeth? Old Green Teeth?”

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Carey Burbank: “I am dying laughing right now”

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Carey Burbank: “So… I might have done something, dot dot dot”

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Luke: “Green Teeth McBaldy speaking”

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Luke: “How did you guys get this number?”

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Luke: “Well, great. Now they know I’m bald.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hello! Uh, Burbank, it’s Walsh and Ders. It’s the Walsh and Ders Show, actually. We’ve done some rebranding. How did you guys get this number?”

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Luke, Andrew and Andy Hurst: Reacting to Luke starting to use Tom’s of Maine toothpaste

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Clips From TBTL #2434

July 31, 2017 July 31, 2017

Andrew: “Eh… Yeah, I’m doubting… just… hold your horses. It’s not as bad as you think.”

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Andrew: “Giggle fits, or no giggle fits”

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Andrew: “Here’s this bullshit story”

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Andrew: “Hey, drivers… it’s cool”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. It’s 2 AM. I’ve been out drinking. I’m Rachel Belle. That’s how I do.”

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Andrew: “Howdy, y’all!”

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Andrew: “I bought this bottle… of… alcohol juice… But, I don’t know how to drink it”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who you’re hiding from; but, I’m not buying it”

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Andrew: “I know. So mean!”

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Andrew: “I’m here, I’m present… I’m excited.”

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Andrew: “In… Ireland?! Scotland?! One of those -lands.”

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Andrew: Making a buzzer sound

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Andrew: “Well, Sicilian just sounds fancy”

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Andrew: “Yes, I know. No, I’m not a good person.”

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Andrew and Rachel Belle: Andrew thinks “Scott Steel” sounds like a newscaster name while Rachel thinks it’s a porn name

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Andrew and Rachel Belle: “Oh, good… (You’re back) Here comes Andrew”

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Andrew and Rachel Belle: “Please remember: No mountain too tall. No mountain for Paul.”

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Andrew and Rachel Belle: “This is a family show! Sorry!”

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Andrew and Rachel Belle: “You can tell everybody about it, ‘I went to such-and-such, and got… (Yeah!) the so-and-so!'”

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Rachel Belle: “Boring!”

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Rachel Belle: “He cooked it too hot; so, the outside… got a little burnt and the inside wasn’t quite melted. So, the cheese sweats. It’s like, sweaty cheese. Gross. And, also, I hate him.”

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Rachel Belle: “Hey, I’m Mr. Lyft”

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Rachel Belle: “I’d like to be in taco mode”

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Rachel Belle: “Like a banana”

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Rachel Belle: “No cake condoms, please”

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Rachel Belle: Singing “If you could turn back time” as Cher

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Rachel Belle: “Thank you, Taste Bud!”

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Rachel Belle: “We’re all blowing on each other’s cakes all day. You know… in different forms.”

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Rachel Belle and Andrew: “Cuz, I have… full frontal access to the lead guitarist of Warrant. Oh… you want to be careful with that.”

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Rachel Belle and Andrew: Grand Tetons, or Big Boobies National Park

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Rachel Belle and Andrew: “He also invented Meat Lovers. Oh, did he!? Yeah. Who is this guy!? His name’s Tom. He’s a hero! He is.”

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Rachel Belle and Andrew: “I thought the question was going to be: Why are we still doing this segment everyone hates? Because… I’m a spiteful… (This is my show!) Cuz, I’m a spiteful, petty man.”

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Rachel Belle and Andrew: “Oh yeah, I’m groping that door. I lick the door (…lick the door)”

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Rachel Belle and Andrew: Rachel singing the Dijonnaise song from the advert

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Rachel Belle and Andrew: “Uncle Mom’s Yurt. Uncle Mom’s Yurt!”

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Rachel Belle and Andrew: “Well, if you listen to my latest podcast (I won’t)”

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Rachel Belle and Andrew: “You know what? Families have boobies. Where do you think babies drink from? Water fountains?”

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Clips From TBTL #2433

July 31, 2017 September 28, 2020

Aaron Mason: “A Stu Woo?”

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Aaron Mason: “Andrew had a glitch in his software. Pulled the wrong filler phrase”

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Aaron Mason: “First of all, double spoofin’. If I could get that on my vanity plate”

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Aaron Mason: Singing “Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true, you’re a pal and a confidant”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Is that John Williams? Definitely John Williams… It’s E.T., baby boy. It’s E.T., baby boy. Is that what you said? You called me, ‘baby boy’?”

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Andrew: “Been there, done that”

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Andrew: “Double spoofin'”

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Andrew: “Good! Riddance!”

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Andrew: “I ate a giant dish… of… teriyaki”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Up is down. Left is right. I dunno what to make of this week”

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Andrew: “I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna scoop another animal’s poop”

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Andrew: “It is going to be so much fun!”

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Andrew: “Naw”

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Andrew: “Nope. Nope.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, I know that face! Ohh… that’s beautiful face”

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Andrew: “On this… Wednesday installment… Nope! Thursday installment… of TBTL”

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Andrew: Singing “That name again… is Mr. Plow”

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Andrew: “So, get in there… get messy… get votin'”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Yoda”

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Andrew: “Those words I just said… don’t sound super appealing to me”

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Andrew: “We’re doing serious journalism in here”

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Andrew: “What!? How!? How!? What!?!”

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Andrew: “You know what? Let me stop predicting what this is. Let’s listen to the damn tape, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “You’ll get there, buddy. You’ll get there!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “All that she wants… is another maybe”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Andrew’s software had a glitch

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Singing the theme to Gummi Bears

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “The characters are boring and way too cute… and politically correct for my taste. There we are. There is it.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “What… chore… do you hate… the most? What chore… do you hate the most? God, I wish I were a game show host! (I was just gonna say, you were great!) I love doing game shows!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Yeah! (Cool!) Hello, high school! Good to see you again.”

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Ron Upshaw: “Hey Andrew, good to see ya! It’s really great to be on the TBTL!”

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Ron Upshaw: “Hey, Tens!”

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Ron Upshaw: “Ooh, snap!”

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Ron Upshaw: Saying “You’re really weird!” in a sing-songy manner

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Steve Neuman: A Rap About Chris Hayes

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Andrew. Hey, Mason.”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Steve Neuman: Wooing it up

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Clips From TBTL #2432: A Song of Ice and Spoilers Edition

July 31, 2017 July 31, 2017

The “A Song of Ice and Spoilers” segment that was played at the end of #2432 was actually recorded with Nick Jarin after #2431 was recorded.

Andrew: “And, again, I apologize. These words gotta to come out of my bearded face”

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Andrew: “Just make it all about, like, asshole queens and asshole kings, and some good knights”

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Andrew: “Mom and Dad, why did you watch this silly show?”

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Andrew: “Theon was always a shit, man”

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Andrew: “There are all kinds of people in long-term relationships where nobody has a penis; so, like… it works!”

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Andrew: “This is what the Onion Knight do. Send him!”

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Andrew: “Very clearly, the show was… different when it reflected the books; and, the ‘Holy shit, you did what?’ nature of the books”

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Andrew: “What the fuck”

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Andrew: “You know what you’re talking about; and, that’s a breath of fresh air”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: Parliament or Murder of Boats

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “You gotta choose a good RSP, that’s Raven Service Provider. If you have a good, solid RSP, the ravens can get there like that. (Yeah) Other times, it will takes years. The bandwidth is great.”

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Nick Jarin: “Just let the listeners know that winter came for… for House Walsh”

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Clips From TBTL #2432

July 31, 2017 July 31, 2017

Aaron Mason: Funny Outburst

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Aaron Mason: “Ha-hey girl, hey!”

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Aaron Mason: “I don’t think she’s plugged in, whoooooooooooooooooo!”

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Aaron Mason: Laughing

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Aaron Mason: “Oh, boy”

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Aaron Mason: “Oh, that’s terrible”

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Aaron Mason: Saying “And, good luck to all!” in a funny manner

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Aaron Mason: Singing “…It’s Chris Hayes”

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Aaron Mason: “Sour Andrew today”

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Aaron Mason: “Stop it! Why are they listening? I don’t like this.”

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Aaron Mason: “You’re not the only one who gets to be negative, Andrew Walsh!”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “I mean, that rings a little more Andrew to me (Thank you!)”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Ohhh, (And that…) you snuck me! That was actually Chris Hayes. I know. Was it fair? Absolutely not. Was it hilarious? Yeah, people are still laughing.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: Singing to a version of a song without vocals

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “So you’re a real, you’re a real video of a plastic bag floating through the breeze kind of guy. Is that what you’re telling me? I hate you for saying that.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “You know what? Tomorrow is the redo. Tomorrow is the redo.”

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Andrew: “And then, rinse, repeat and do it again”

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Andrew: “Damn, I wish I had a recording of that”

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Andrew: “Definitely sticky; it’s little bit icky.”

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Andrew: “Give me an effing pizza!!!”

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Andrew: “God! I was really shitty on the show yester-laid [ph]“

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Andrew: “How did we end up with so many drunk kids?”

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Andrew: “I am just gonna be all sunshine and peppermint today”

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Andrew: “I can’t say the A word”

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Andrew: “I dunno if he’s been working out… or what’s going on; but, he… is looking unnhh!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m not sorry. I’m just a jerk.”

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Andrew: Saying “Because, I was a rich kid” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “I’m not sorry” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Who called the dogs in?”

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Andrew: “So the thing that you want a recording of, you already have a recording of. You are horrible at this; if, you don’t mind me saying.”

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Andrew: “So, thank you all guys so much. Thank you all guys. Thank you all guys… so much!”

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Andrew: “That was really mean. Sorry.”

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Andrew: “That… sounds… sounds Walshian”

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Andrew: “That’s not my problem right now. I’m your problem right now!”

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Andrew: “We’re saying a lot of words; but, I still not understanding what you said”

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Andrew: “Well, that sounds stupid”

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Andrew: “What’s up, A-Dog!”

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Andrew: “What’s your beef, Stu?”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Andrew did a rather poor imitation of a rapper and said “Kerosene” instead of “Propane”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Oh, I have a quiz! (Oooooh! Boy, oh boy, oh boy!)”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Oh, one of my favorite websites is in trouble! (Uh-oh)”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Simmer down Stu! (Hey! Hey!) You’re not the only one who gets to be negative, Andrew Walsh!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “What are you doing? What do you, what do you, what do you got to hide? Cranking it bro. You know what I mean? We don’t talk… This is not your (I’m sorry! What did I…) Grapes of Dirty Rad!! I’m talking about bike repair! Oh, oh, my… Why are you in the gutter, friend? (I’m sorry)”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “What’s wrong, man!? What is wrong with you!? I don’t know!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “You’re good, but you’re wrong (No!!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2431

July 26, 2017 July 26, 2017

Andrew: “Ahh… the Wallingford Parking Wars”

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Andrew: “As far as I’m concerned, we can do whatever we want today! We can anything we want while he’s gone. What should we do?”

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Andrew: “Bottom line is: I’m basically fine. I don’t want to dwell on this too much. I more I dwell on it, the more of a monster I’m going to become, right?”

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Andrew: “But, what’s the song about!!?”

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Andrew: “Buy Microsoft Word, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Damn. Yes!”

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Andrew: “Damn. Yes! I’m parked like an idiot!”

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Andrew: “Get used to that, man. I am just getting started on my duplication investigation. It is gonna be a long two weeks; and, I’m so glad to have you along for the ride.”

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Andrew: “Hey, you know what? I’m a radio veteran. A public radio veteran.”

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Andrew: “Hi!”

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Andrew: “I got nothing to talk about on TBTL today!”

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Andrew: “I was a sarcastic little bastard”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I’m losing it!”

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Andrew: “Listener Ben… what are you trying to be, my favorite listener, Ben?”

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Andrew: Microsoft charging an arm and a leg for Office

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m freaking out alright. I’m freaking out, you’re freaking out… everybody’s freaking out. Let’s just calm down, okay?”

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Andrew: Overly excited “It is gonna be”

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Andrew: “Part of me not being an asshole pirate anymore”

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Andrew: “Really!?! Are you, really? Really?”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s Thrive season” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Speaking of me… Hi! My name is Andrew Walsh”

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Andrew: “State of modern software is bad!”

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Andrew: “What happens when the note leavers become the note receivers? That’s what I wanna know.”

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Andrew: “What the heck!? That’s my, that’s my move, man!”

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Andrew: “You’re probably using that right now. You’re making some… silly, I can’t even… I can’t even think of what you’re making right now… It’s probably not very good though. Anyway!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “I’m not gonna talk about parking anymore. It’s over. It’s done. (Good) I exhausted myself. I apologize for exhausting you guys.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “What are you giggling at? What do you see? I just love the production of this show. It’s so great.”

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Nick Jarin: “Believe me, as soon as this phone boots up”

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Nick Jarin: “Criticize them, no. Silently judge them, yes.”

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Nick Jarin: “Hey, buddy!”

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Nick Jarin: “Man! Look at all these Filipinos, man!”

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Nick Jarin: “Put it all on the hot dog!”