Clips From TBTL #1868

Andrew: “…are you interesting if you watch TV? Clearly, the answer is no.”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s like ‘woohoo'”

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Andrew: “How did I get this job?!?”

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Andrew: “If the Pope is going to get all Huckabee on it”

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Andrew: In some circles, Andrew’s nickname was “Alien Nation”

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Andrew: “Oh God, yeah!”

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Andrew: Snorting Sound

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Andrew: “The fanciest lad in all of Koreatown”

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Andrew: “Yay!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s more classy”

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Andrew: “You haven’t lived until you’ve zested a lemon”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew finds something that he knows about: TV

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to correctly guess the “Blossom” TV theme song

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to figure out how to say “for you” in Spanish

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Andrew and Luke: “Last week…That’s enough out of you”

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Luke: “Geez Louise, this is serious business”

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Luke: “Good, good, fresh, fresh, talking about the very best…Taco Time”

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Luke: “I am the podcaster that mounts the (inaudible)”

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Luke: “I feel like such a gourmand”

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Luke: “My friend, Andrew ‘Hollywood Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Okay, TBTL.” (Cleaned-up Version)

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Luke: “The piece de resistance. The coup de naw.”

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Luke: “Well, that was pathetic”

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Luke: Whispering “I hate that song so much”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is a lonely guy and wants to hear your voices

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Luke and Andrew: Appropriate music for Dream Court

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Luke and Andrew: Cock Merchant and Belated Cock Merchant Warning

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Luke and Andrew: “Just imagine someone in Guatemala saying ‘Okay, TBTL'”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing his old Shameber (or Shamber)

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Luke and Andrew: Luke does his impression of the song “White Rabbit”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought he was caught not paying attention to the dream segment

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Luke and Andrew: Luke would prefer to eat his pizza in his shameber (or shamber), away from the prying eyes of God

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Alec Baldwin Saying Names of Dishes and Quinoa

On TBTL #1857, Luke brought up the topic of how Alec Baldwin reads the names of dishes and food items in a unique way for sponsor messages on Alec’s podcast, “Here’s The Thing”. The one word that Luke and Andrew are smitten with is “quinoa“:

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Here’s the whole dish name in context:

Alec Baldwin: “Meals like seared salmon with preserved lemon and quinoa

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They guys also played another clip:

Alec Baldwin: “Meals like spiced turkey meatball pitas with Bibb lettuce and carrot salad”

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Clips From TBTL #1867

Andrew: “…eyeful of homeless chic…”

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Andrew: “Hey, you know what? A sidekick’s job is never done”

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Andrew: “How dare you drag me unexpecting into a marital dispute”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I’m actually old enough to drink”

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Andrew: “Okay, alright”

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Andrew: “What the hell am I talking about?”

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Luke: “I’ve been married a lot of times, I know how to manage the situation Andrew. Okay?”

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Luke: “My parents were like, ‘Ah, hell no. We’re getting our money’s worth out of this”

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Luke: “You’re really blowing my mind”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew has infected Luke with his anti-social fashion senses

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is (faux) surprised at the concept of Luke and Carey living together before getting married

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew suffers from JOMOFO (Jealousy of Fear of Missing Out)

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Luke and Andrew: “One day, this show will collapse under the weight of the acronyms that make no sense”

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Luke and Andrew: “We prefer the term, ‘professional drinker’, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, that landslide will bring you down. Landslide will certainly bring me down.”

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Clips From TBTL #1866

Andrew: “All of those adjectives sound like things that I do or am like”

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Andrew: “And I just think, God damn, someone should hire me”

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Andrew: “Excuse the language, this is fucking New York City”

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Andrew: “I think Westeros is going to be happy to hear that”

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Andrew: “I’m a master putterer”

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Andrew: “I’m Fireball the Protector”

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Andrew: “I’m going to totally ISFJ out on this”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh God, I’m such a Princess Mary”

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Andrew: “Oh shit, yeah, very organized”

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Andrew: Quiet Chuckle

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Andrew: Quiet “Oh yeah”

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Andrew: “So, let’s put that in our idea bank”

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Andrew: “That doesn’t seem right”

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Andrew: “That word, it does not mean what you think it means”

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Andrew: “You’ve been on a little bit long, Carey”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew inquires about the status of the Idea Bank account

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Andrew and Luke: Luke was late on the drumroll

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Carey: “This is going to be a series of, ‘how cool is Luke'”

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Carey and Luke: Luke asks if Carey’s Briggs-Myers test came back pregnant

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Carey, Luke and Andrew: Carey knows who the “Belle of the ball” is on the show

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Carey, Luke and Andrew: Luke accidentally buzzed when Rosa Parks’s name came up

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Carey, Luke and Andrew: Luke is enjoying Carey’s description of Luke’s ESFP result

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Luke: “And, bearded…”

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Luke: Entering nines, pauses and code into a fax machine

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Luke: “How are you, buddy?”

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Luke: “I had a Princess Mary in college, but then it got infected so I took it out”

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Luke: “I’m done generalizing about people in other countries, so I would like to generalize about women for a moment”

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Luke: “I’ve been hand-cranking that thing”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Fireball’ Walsh and the Columbo of Podcarting” (with Marsupial Gurgle sound)

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Luke: “My inner world is all about what the outer world thinks of me”

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Luke: “Oh yeah, yeah, yeah”

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Luke: “The Camastermind”

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Luke: “The Master-Commander-Mind”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is a classic ESFP

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Luke and Andrew: “My drumroll letter is just a frowny face…”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York City. New York City!?!”

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