Once a upon a time, there was a bear that got punched by a guy named Carl. The CBS Sacramento video of the interview with Carl has been a great source of drops that have been played on the show.
The following are the various clips from the video in chronological order.
Carl: “The man or beast that I run from, ain’t been born, and his mama’s already dead.”
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Carl: “I ain’t runnin’ from nothing. I never have in my whole life and I ain’t gonna start now. And, you’re not gonna sacrifice my babies for some damn bear.”
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Reporter: “The other week, Lacy the dog he loves like a daughter, started whimpering outside. Carl ran out, and there it was, a bear who had no idea what world it just stepped into: Carl’s World.”
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Carl: “And I raised both hands in the air, and I cussed at him, ‘Get out of there, you [bleep]!’ Yeah, and, he looked at me like, ‘Go F yourself’.”
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Reporter: “And what happened next can only be described as insane. Carl landed a whirling haymaker, punching the bear right in the face. ‘Bear’-handed, if you will.”
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Carl: “He come up like this, and he turned: Boom! I hit him hard. Tyler said, I damn nearly corkscrewed his head.”
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Reporter: “We’ve all heard of a tall-tale, the fish this big that got away. So was Carl up to it? Well, if you talk to the guy he’s known for 25 years, he’ll tell you, ‘You bet.'”
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John: “Carl just smacks it. Couldn’t believe it.”
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John: “He’s an ex-first recon Marine. He’s been in bar room brawls, and, all kinds of stuff.”
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Carl: “This guy’s a jerk, but he ain’t been back since he got been smacked by Carl.”
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