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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3305

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Andrew: “I don’t remember talking about it; but, I don’t remember a lot of things”

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Andrew: “I have not had meat-based sausage yet”

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Andrew: “I’m at your feet, master. Teach me”

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Andrew: “Left, Left and Center Left”

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Andrew: Saying “Uh… Hello, assistant coach Torres? Good to see you in the Blockbuster” as teenage Luke

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Andrew: “Underestimate me… That’ll be fun”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna… you know, grow stronger in the broken places, I’m sure”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have not had meat-based sausage yet… It seems doable; especially, (Plant-based) if it’s ground up. What did I say: meat-based? Oh, I’ve had some meat-based (Yeah) sausage… Yeah. Do you any meat-based sausage?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I’ve had some meat-based (Yeah) sausage”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no! Oh, no. I just remembered how this conversation started. Yesterday morning. Good. That makes one of us”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re absolutely right; and, now, I’m a little bummed. And… we were having (Yeah) just a nice morning; and, now, I’m depressed… Gonna start smoking”

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Luke: “Here we are… face to face… a couple-a shitty spoons”

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Luke: “Here we are… face to face… a couple-a shitty spoons” (Shortened)

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Luke: “I could be totally wrong. I often am”

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Luke: “Just as the… fog is lifting; which means, it’s jog o’clock somewhere”

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Luke: “Randy!!”

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Luke: Singing “Cha-cha-cha-chia!”

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Luke: Singing “Fly by night”

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Luke: “Underestimation domination”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks, Andrew (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought Luke was going to play a drop that Andrew asked not to be pulled or played on today’s show and getting mentioned

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Luke and Andrew: “I had it at my house in LA when I divorced… that time! And, yes, Andrew… I’ve gotta be specific about which divorces (Mmm-hmm) I’m referring to”

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Luke and Andrew: “Randy, you’re getting a sister! (Oh my God… Oh my God!)”

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Clips From TBTL #3304

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Andrew: “But, I’m angry now!”

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Andrew: “But, my God!!”

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Andrew: “Don’t… don’t… Goddamnit! Don’t pull that and use it as a drop, please. I’m just… ask… you that”

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Andrew: “I said I wanted a small penguin!!”

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Andrew: “If Genevieve and I. If G and I”

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Andrew: “It was an affair of the heart. It was an affair of the stomach”

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Andrew: “No, you ain’t”

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Andrew: “Now, can I be corny for a second?”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m waiting in… a long line, that isn’t moving, for fancy food, Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh, hell, yeah! Old stomping grounds”

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Andrew: “Our… recycling was overflowing; and, if they missed us this week, I’d be in a lotta trouble”

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Andrew: “Screw it!”

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Andrew: “She started dating me… Mister… Sausage over here”

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Andrew: “Sorry for ruining Thanksgiving, bruh!”

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Andrew: “The Yes Andersons”

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Andrew: “When you wanna find out if a whole bunch of people got screwed… two days earlier, just sort by new”

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Andrew: “Why would you assume… that, that I’m the Meat Pounder?”

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Andrew: “You are generous, friendo!”

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Andrew: “You know I love dining experiences”

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Andrew and Luke: “Everything is right… (Nice) in… Andrew… in Andrew-land”

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Andrew and Luke: “That was you! I thought it mighta been you! My… my white knight of garbage collection (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke: “Believe me. I spend my whole life apologizing!”

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Luke: “In the Dark… Meat”

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Luke: “Lake Combover”

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Luke: “Oh. This is impossible!”

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Luke: “Only God can judge me”

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Luke: Saying “My name is Otto; and, I like to get blotto” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “The Bernie Madoff of Thanksgiving!?”

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Luke: “We get it… George Clooney… Enough already… with the effortless… brilliance”

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Luke: “Why-goo [ph]“

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Luke: “Wouldn’t you rather I make the assumption… that you’re a real… Andrew in the streets and a meat pounder in the sheets?”

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Luke: “Yeah… This one’s on me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, how do I post the show? Don’t unplug him until I find out how I post the show!! My last word will be… ‘Eintasca…’ [ph] Cody!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He is Andrew… ‘The Meat Pounder’ Walsh; and, (No!) he’s joining us right now… (No-no-no!) from the Roosevelt neighborhood. I’m the Melon Baller! Why would you assume… that, that I’m the Meat Pounder?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi… have our House Party. How are you going? I’m Luke Burbank. I’m kind of insecure… (Mmm-hmm) Kind of… What!?! Now, I’m really insecure!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider myself more of a meat pounder of garbage collection (Mmm-hmm); but, okay”

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Clips From TBTL #3303

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Andrew: “And, then, they have what we call the ‘fly-over squashes'”

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Andrew: “Boy. That… I do this show every day with you; yet, I’ve never been more stilted than saying ‘Hello’ on this show”

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Andrew: “Could we change our nicknames? Instead of Johnny and Bobo, could we be Melon Baller and the Meat Pounder?”

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Andrew: “Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew!”

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Andrew: “How many hot dog balls, like, would this make!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s good radio”

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Andrew: “The ultimate glizzy taste test!”

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Andrew: “The, the turkey has to show us its boobs before we put the beads on it, though. That’s the one thing”

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Andrew: “These things are gonna be cold hot dog in the middle”

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Andrew: “This is almost too much of a success… I feel like… The show would be better if these were terrible!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What if we sent that to Bellingham with you, in a little Tupperware; and, you go home… you heat up some oil… and you wow those ladies! Something… heretofore… that I have never done successfully”

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Genevieve Haas: “Show me, show me the ball”

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Genevieve Haas, Andrew and Luke: “I mean, it’s, there’s nothing in there that can’t be eaten as-is. It’s not like… (That’s true) And I, and I–ironically, there also nothing in there that can be eaten”

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Genevieve Haas, Luke and Andrew: “Thick and glossy… (Yup) Ho-ho-ho-hoo! Just like these hot dogs!”

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Luke: “Because, I have to be extra at all times”

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Luke: “Can I compliment you on your mise en place… Vieves? Or, your… Vieves en place?”

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Luke: “Chicken wing, chicken wing, hot dog and bologna”

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Luke: “G’day, mate!”

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Luke: “Great glizzies!!”

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Luke: “It’s taking every bit of self-control I have to not horf down these last two glizzy balls”

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Luke: “Oh! I’m so full… from eating all those traditional hot dog leftovers the day after Thanksgiving”

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Luke: “The glizzy balls have been fully… glizzed”

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Luke: “These look… like good… hands!!”

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Luke: “We’re gonna be back here on Monday. Sorry… I just can’t… like… I’m not quite done… pulling… parts of these… sauerkraut balls out of the recesses of my mouth”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain too tall. And, no hot dog too small”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: “I’m actually going for one more. This is not… for the show… This is the most burned one… That’s good. Yeah? That’s good eating… You know, I mean, I think, like, you can’t–it’s hard to go wrong with deep-frying. Yup!”

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Clips From TBTL #3302

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Andrew: “Bun-buster franks”

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Andrew: “Every onion has a butt, Luke”

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Andrew: “Ew. I gotta say, ew!”

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Andrew: “I believe I said, ‘the patootie of the onion'”

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Andrew: “I don’t anything that’s like too cheesy, or too creamy, or too icky, or too gross”

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Andrew: “I still don’t know why or how; but, something wasn’t grounded”

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Andrew: “Now, I will think of that every time… that I cut an onion; and, I’ll think that son-of-a-bitch had to show me up again! Sorry for the language. It’s Thanksgiving”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I see our first problem on the horizon… (Uh-oh) my fellow chefs”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, wait. You didn’t tell me what you think of with the onion! I was gonna tell you when we’re doing it. Oh, fantastic! Now, even I’ll stick around!”

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Genevieve Haas: “Each recipe is more disgusting than the last”

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Genevieve Haas: “Slow your roll… It’s not pretzel… it’s not pretzel time yet”

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Genevieve Haas: “We don’t wanna fuck with that. Sorry”

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Luke: “I’m gonna put that… twenty percent on me, eighty percent on them”

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Luke: “I’m telling you, this… could… could be the intermittent fasting in me… but, that sounds genuinely good!”

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Luke: “It really looks like the butthole of the onion”

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Luke: “That one is… on me. I’m going to take the ‘L’ on that”

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Luke: “That really is, honestly… fairly disturbing what Andrew is doing over there”

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Luke: “There is no middle gear… on the Burbank 5000”

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Luke: “They say the best thing for the outside of a man is the inside of a hot dog”

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Luke: “You need to cut the butthole of the onion exactly in half”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all. And, no hot dog too… small?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like the nipple of the onion. Oh my God! Okay. So, little bit of… onion play there”

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Clips From TBTL #3301

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Andrew: “Have I lost the ability to ding a bell?”

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Andrew: “He’s… a little bit annoying now again; which, is what I wanted to see!”

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Andrew: “I understand! I’m not stable!”

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Andrew: “My old son-of-a-bitch is back!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God bless you!”

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Andrew: “People do weird… things in the desert”

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Andrew: “Please don’t touch the table. Please, take the hands off the table”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song #2

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Andrew: “The lie is built into the system; and, like… it sucks!!”

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Andrew: “They’re just gonna lie!!”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I coulda been a guy”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s putting on a sock puppet? Yeah. What’s going on? I don’t even know what joke I’m making”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m so mad right now, Luke. I’m really angry. Okay… And, Genevieve… is even angrier than me”

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Andrew and Luke: “People do weird… things in the desert… Yeah; and, a lot of that stuff is real crap”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have a chute, don’t you? I have a chute… (Oh, God bless you!) It is… (When am I moving in?) amazing!”

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Luke: “AGGAB”

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Luke: “I’m gonna bring down the Doog”

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Luke: Making a chef’s kiss sound

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Luke: “Oui, oui!”

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Luke: Saying “Never kick a cow cairn on a hot day” in a Southern accent

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Luke: “The talented Mister Walshly”

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Luke: “This is the sad thing about getting old, Andrew, is: I actually can’t remember”

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Luke and Andrew: “AGGAB… All… All garbage guys are bastards?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Even… with my duplication investigation; which, is, that I have two of those… one is in… the Bay City, and one is… in the Rip City. Oh, no! And, I’m in-between”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke gets the content fresh off of the truck

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Clips From TBTL #3300

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Andrew: “And, I think I might’ve still had some of… some of your stank on me”

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Andrew: “Each time you do that, you screw yourself over”

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Andrew: “Felicia’s hot dog themed apron left little to the imagination”

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Andrew: “Go on, Big L”

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Andrew: “Goddamn, brain. You did it again!”

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Andrew: “I know you were… trying to build me up and crush me down at the same time. That was amazing, actually. That was… that was deft, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I’m being a little thick here”

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Andrew: “Impossible sweet meats”

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Andrew: “Nothing matters anymore”

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Andrew: “Oh, you keep applying for this credit card… and, we keep telling you, ‘No'”

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Andrew: “Potent hot doggables!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m nervous about the whole hot dog situation”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m nervous about the whole hot dog situation… The recipe situation”

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Andrew: “What a… weird way for me to jam this in here”

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Andrew: “What do you, what do you want?”

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Andrew: “You just are a big ‘L'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s the hot dog erotica? (Yes) Here we go”

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Luke: “Breaking necks and cashing checks”

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Luke: “But, I audibly squealed”

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Luke: “Ho-do de-go-blaze [ph]“

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Luke: “I made a friend here in Portland, everybody!”

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Luke: “I’m hosting, kinda, you know, with, with one lung tied behind my back”

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Luke: “Nothing that you’ve mentioned, in the salads, doesn’t sound sexual”

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Luke: “Potent ho-do de-go-blaze [ph]“

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Luke: “Teeny bit of, like… annus [ph]“

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Luke: “That sounds… pretty terrible”

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Luke: “You stop off, then you pop off, then you drop off the radar”

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Luke and Andrew: “You sound very, very… down in the mouth about this… I’m sorry to be down in the mouth”

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