Clips From No Point Conversion 2020-11-16

Andrew: “A muffed snap”

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Andrew: “How about this for some shit?”

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Andrew: “I have no idea how playoff stuff works… as a Browns fan”

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Andrew: “I said ‘morass’ again”

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Andrew: “This is… maybe literally the corniest thing… that I’ve ever said on the show”

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Andrew: “Unfortunately, he is… both winning and losing that competition”

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Andrew: “You are amazing, pigeon!”

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Luke: “Fuck that”

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Luke: “Lean on your good thing. Don’t lean on your bad thing!”

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Luke: “What… is your major malfunction, hot Jay Leno?”

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Luke: “You heard it here… That’s a stone cold… Burbank lock!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Peace and love to Steelers Nation… Nah! Or, or not”

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Clips From TBTL #3294

Andrew: “And, that’s the day I became a man”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Thank you”

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Andrew: Grunting as Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor

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Andrew: “I dunno why this was the day the dam broke”

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Andrew: “I’m done! I’m done!”

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Andrew: “I’m mad as hell and I can’t take it anymore!”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to say ‘Hello’ to dogs with my eyes, (Mmm-hmm) in this way that does not make me sane”

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Andrew: “It’s so weird! It’s just so weird”

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Andrew: “Little draggin’ today… Not a dragon”

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Andrew: “Okay. These guys are really just… leaning into the grossness”

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Andrew: Saying “I was trying to go to a bad site during work” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Ohh!” in a cute, funny manner

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Andrew: “So, they watched you do it. It wasn’t like they were yelling because their balls went mysteriously missing”

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Andrew: “These are… boring-ass questions”

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Andrew: “What are you little monsters doing?”

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Andrew: “What’s going on with this… crazy person?”

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Andrew: “Who gives a shit, I guess”

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Andrew: “Why do you sound like Droopy Dog?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew went to Parlor.com instead of Parler.com

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m trying to say ‘Hello’ to dogs with my eyes, (Mmm-hmm) in this way that does not make me sane”

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Luke: “Hey there!”

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Luke: “I think what we can… all agree on, is that I am… extremely good… at making marriages work”

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Luke: “I’m gonna have to fully invent a child… so I can buy these butt wipes; which, now, a baby will be deprived of”

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Luke: “I’m in the… like, a bubble of liberal elitism”

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Luke: “I’m not handling this well”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank… is crushing it… at staying married”

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Luke: “Save it for the No Point, Burbs”

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Luke: “Sleepless nights, huh?”

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Luke: “That hot, hot Tesh cont”

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Luke: “That’s a chaos that your muppet cannot handle”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hot, hot Tesh cont is not good… Lemme blow past that”

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Clips From TBTL #3293

Andrew: “All I’m saying is, all the legal shows… should be counted”

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Andrew: “Do other cultures go in for this bullshit?”

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Andrew: “I have strange memories that pop in my head”

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Andrew: “I think I might literally love him”

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Andrew: “I will check with my host”

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Andrew: Making a donkey braying sound

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Andrew: “Not the smartest bulb on the tree”

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Andrew: “That’s a power move!”

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Andrew: “Those guys got moves!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! What shitty broadcasters”

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Andrew: “Well, you should go directly to Hell for that; and, you should know it”

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Andrew: “What have I done?”

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Andrew: “Who’s sticking their hands in other people’s bowling balls?”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Yas, queen”

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Andrew and Luke: “This has really gone into the death of the newspaper industry… stories… Yeah, and the death of our podcast; (Something that is very…) which our listeners are hearing unfold in real-time… Yeah!”

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Luke: “And, then I Shazam’d it!”

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Luke: “Andrew, save me”

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Luke: Attempting to say “Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg”

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Luke: “Felt almost like sleet… was just… whapping me right in the face!”

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Luke: “God! What a baby!”

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Luke: “I mean, honestly… she was probably a… a great teacher before they had electricity”

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Luke: “I never even had a friend named Colin. He’d been dead for ten years”

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Luke: “I want you to shoot your shot!”

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Luke: “Indeed, queen”

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Luke: “It’s a Bob Dylan song, Andrew!!!”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank, man of God”

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Luke: Making a donkey braying sound

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Luke: “Oh, man… Stifle it, Burbs”

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Luke: “Portland, Ory-gone [ph]

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Luke: Singing “Monday, Black Monday”

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Luke: “Thanks for keeping us in your thoughts; and, keeping us in your direct deposits”

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Luke: “The longest running Coburg of the show”

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Luke: “The problem is… there is, there have definitely been counting errors that were not caught. This is before we… had… such a… carefully… careful team of, of listeners… One, in particular, I know really, kind of, keeps us on the right course”

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Luke: “There are some bugs”

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Luke: “Watermelons are the pumpkins of the summer”

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Luke: “What!? I didn’t get honored?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hot dogs are kind of the meat pumpkins… of (Don’t) the summer”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about you? When you said goodbye… on The Andrew Walsh Show… I must have listened to it. But, but, I’ve now forgotten… You were there, buddy. You were there… (I was there, physically!?) Yeah, I think so. A bunch of people were there”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke not so good at grammar

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays the audio drop of Andrew saying “Wassup!” and Andrew is not pleased

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Luke and Andrew: Luke whistling, both saying “Gone Troppo” and Luke making a donkey braying sound

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Clips From TBTL #3292

Andrew: “Burn that, will you?”

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Andrew: “I didn’t kill my wife!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I’m all outta breath… That was the closest I’ve ever cut this, Luke”

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Andrew: “Jonah wanna give?”

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Andrew: “Oh, my gosh!”

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Andrew: “Sequimmy dipping”

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Andrew: “That was the closest I’ve ever cut this”

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Andrew: “The yells of excitement turning into the shrieks of terror; as, my idea rains down upon thee!”

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Andrew: “Tony, don’t!”

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Andrew: “You are an impossible man”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got got by Luke playing the audio drop of Andrew saying “Wassup!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You might say that that whole area is Wayne’s World… Party down, excellent… I’m sorry”

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Luke: “Buy! Buy! Buy! Sell! Sell! Sell!”

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Luke: “I’m an Impossible man like my father and his father before him”

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Luke: Singing “Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme”

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Luke: “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”

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Luke: “There’s no one… watching… the wheel!”

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Luke: “This is an even worse idea! What are you doing!?”

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Luke: “This is… neither here or anywhere”

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Luke: “This makes… so much more sense now; as, to why I was so confused”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I shear that with you real quick? (Oh, no)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank… (Yeah) Chinese delivery… Collision course”

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Luke and Andrew: “Was the show called ‘Guy, Kid, Lady’? The show was called ‘Kid, Guy, Lady'”

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Clips From TBTL #3291

Andrew: “And, I remember being very cranky after the whole thing was over”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I have no attention span at home anymore”

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Andrew: “I actually think of you. I hate how much you’re in my head, as a matter of fact; now, that I think about it”

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Andrew: “I don’t love clean!”

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Andrew: “I know; but, it’s just for the show!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I cringe at it; but, I love it”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oops”

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Andrew: Saying “But, I probably will!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “These things need to be meat forward”

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Andrew: “Weirdly obedient”

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Luke: “God does use kids to help you get a kid out of your body!”

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Luke: “Hunh… Interesting choice”

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Luke: “I’m coo’ not following the coup”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to take it to Sad Town… Not trying to take it to Wayne Town”

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Luke: “It’s not for me… It’s not for Burbs”

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Luke: “Let’s take some you time, Burbs”

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Luke: “Más extraño que la ficción”

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Luke: Singing “Chase me all the way”

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Luke: “Yeah. That’s just cone times, my friend”

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Luke: “Your new name is: Helpful, Helpful”

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Luke and Andrew: “He is… Andrew Walsh. We’re hoping that he doesn’t make it ‘Weird!’ as he joins us from the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington… Good morning, my friend. But, I probably will!”

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Clips From TBTL #3290

Andrew: “Bigger Pac-Mans eating smaller Pac-Mans over and over and over again”

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Andrew: “Boom… Nailed it”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I exposed it!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, that’s what I do on this show: I expose things”

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Andrew: “I ordered… lasagna… with red sauce and chicken”

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Andrew: “No more hijacking!”

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Andrew: “Quiet down and order your beans, Pop!”

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Andrew: “Spreadsheet!!”

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Andrew: “Today, as I got up to get my… cup of coffee, I set down my headphones and I swore… I heard my voice, coming out of those headphones, saying something ridiculous”

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Andrew: “What do I wanna do?”

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Andrew: “You know I just have a… bug up my ass about that”

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Listener: Possible TBTL initialism expansions

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Luke: Getting mentioned for sending Andrew audio clips to Luke

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Luke: “He is Andrew… He is Andrew… (Go Browns) There we go, Walsh”

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Luke: “Hello, everyone… I’m the person with fourth billing… Get used to it”

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Luke: “I… literally forgot… what the words are… that I usually say at the beginning of the show”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you what I do… bring along the ol’ wet wipes”

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Luke: “It slays all day!”

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Luke: “It’s Andrew ‘Boom-Boom’ Walsh”

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Luke: “It’s boom-boom!”

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Luke: “Light on facts; but, heavy on back slapping”

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Luke: “We’re under da sea, man”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we get that… minute and a half of our life back? He said, on a podcast that’s now in its thirty-fourth minute talking (I know!) about nothing”

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