Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Add their own stank to it”

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Andrew: “Be the party of Trump. Expose yourselves”

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Andrew: Caught off-guard when Luke played a different “Did you poop?” drop

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Andrew: “Did you wanna start with talking about what my garbage situation is? What did you wanna start with today? What’s the lead story? We did not go over this in our… pre-show meeting”

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Andrew: “I’m the one who’s definitely, kind of, broken in some way”

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Andrew: “Like, all the garbage is out now”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m a broken person”

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Andrew: “They trigger my, my tear ducts”

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Luke: “Beautiful city. I love your city. It’s a beautiful city”

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Luke: “Clenching our bungholes”

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Luke: “Forget it! It’d be like a fractal!”

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Luke: “He’s still a miserable fuck”

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Luke: “I don’t really know how fractals work”

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Luke: “I might need four years to recover from my celebration”

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Luke: “It does not matter… what you wear; just, as long as you’re there… Everyone… grab a girl… everywhere, around the world”

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Luke: “It sounded fairly… fecal”

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Luke: “New… Yurk? [ph]“

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Luke: “The joy was difficult to contain-do”

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Luke: “This is a Burbs original”

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Luke: “We were dangerously close to being relevant”

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Luke: “You get nothing and like it, Eric!”

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Luke: “You gotta eat that prediction”

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Luke: “You know, when you finally unclench, I’m telling you, Andrew… some poop’s gonna come out”

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Luke and Andrew: “They better have some motherfucking (Yes) Harris… (Yes! When they showed his name…) fireworks going too (Yes! Yes!)”

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Andrew: “Am I not… feeling enough joy this morning?”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… I don’t know what to say”

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Andrew: “I knew you couldn’t do it. You snuck it in there, you son of a gun”

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Andrew: “Miami of Florida”

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Andrew: “Not the attorney! Not the Attorney!”

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Andrew: “Oh, finally. The king has no clothes”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Nailed it”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello… My name is Luke Burbank” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Silver Sur-four [ph]“

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Andrew: “Tick-tick. Tick-tick”

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Andrew: “We want Trump out of office; but, America’s… got probs”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I gotta, I gotta watch that. Maybe that’s what I’ll do when I’m finally… done doing stupid Spotless!”

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Luke: “I can’t contain my joy-do [ph]“

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Luke: “I just poured Georgia this morning”

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Luke: “I… through the power… of over-confidence and Jameson”

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Luke: “Santa must have come early to bring us this Michael Christmas song!”

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Luke: “The other Miami?”

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Luke: “You trap me on an airplane with a Harper’s and I am… like a pig in shit”

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Luke and Andrew: “Imagine… the baby from the NBC show ‘Dinosaurs’… no longer being the Attorney General of the United States… Let that wash over you… Not the attorney! Not the Attorney! (Not the Bill Barr. Not the Bill Barr)” [ed: “Dinosaurs” was an ABC show and not an NBC. Luke continually messes this up!]

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Luke and Andrew: Role-playing Luke’s call with the “New Yorker” with Andrew playing as Luke and speaking in a funny manner

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Andrew: “A perma-pop?”

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Andrew: “Ah, this is driving me crazy!”

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Andrew: “Don’t move off of this topic. This is amazing”

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Andrew: “Good news!”

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Andrew: “I am gross right now”

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Andrew: “I am… wearing just a t-shirt right now. And, pants!”

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Andrew: “I did try alcohol in college; but, I didn’t inhale it”

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Andrew: “I feel naked”

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Andrew: “I had accidentally listened back to part of yesterday’s regular show”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t work because you just broke it!! Like, you can’t do that!”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t work because you just broke it!! Like, you can’t do that! You can’t come into my house and just, like… take a sledgehammer to my computer; and, then, say ‘Computers suck. Look, yours is broken’. But, that’s all they do with everything!”

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Andrew: “Just the facne [ph], ma’am”

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Andrew: “Lotta facne [ph]“

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Andrew: “Not to get political”

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Andrew: “Ohh, a wake ’em up. I smell a wake ’em up!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stupid!!”

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Andrew: “The ears add thirty stumbles”

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Andrew: “Walking into somebody else’s bathroom and just having all of their… all of their bathroom stuff exposed. Eww”

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Andrew: “Who you talking to, jerk face?”

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Andrew: “You aren’t making any sense at all! But… it is what it is”

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Andrew: “You’re fine, Walsh… Stop second-guessing yourself all the time… Stupid!!”

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Andrew: “You’re opposite of Walsh-ing it here!”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing along with the Blursday song’s funky bass

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Luke: “And, I pulled a real Andrew yesterday”

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Luke: “Clean that patootie!”

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Luke: “I woulda been sucking my gut in more… or, my chin in more”

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Luke: “I’m changing the system from the inside, Andrew”

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Luke: “If anyone is ever trying to say, ‘Gosh, it’s just like so much… Both sides are just… all over the map on this’… Hundred percent, they’re a fucking Trump fan!”

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Luke: Saying “Aw, Kermie” as Miss Piggy

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Luke: “Speaking of… money scams that I’m excited to run, Andrew”

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Luke: “Two days ago… today… on The Daily… Luke started a story… about being… in a Lyft… riding home, from the airport… on Monday”

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Luke: “Usually my brain is the thing that’s lagging and the computer is… is… is right on time”

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Luke: Whispering “Not to get political”

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Luke: “You’re not getting the David Remnick of subscriptions”

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Luke: “Your ears add thirty or forty stumbles… to whatever your actual comments were”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants to run for election in order to steal campaign money donated by Republicans

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Andrew: “Bazinga!”

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Andrew: “Hayes’ Dummies! Hayes’s Dummies”

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Andrew: “I did pull myself… up… out of… a morass”

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Andrew: “I keep on starting thoughts or sentences, and… never finishing them”

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Andrew: “I was drinking last night too; as, you’re not surprised to hear”

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Andrew: “No, no! I heard it from my, my cousin knows a guy. We have the ball!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Luke! I went to the grocery store to calm myself down yesterday. And, my favorite parking spot was available to me. I was, like, ‘bazinga!'”

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Andrew: “Oh… This wasn’t a fluke… This is America!”

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Andrew: “So, I do it through my nose and I feel my chest expanding”

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Andrew: “Wait… we’re allowed to drink!? I… We… That did not come up in the pre-show meeting… Did not know that we were drinking at 8:45 AM”

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Andrew: “We saw what happened. He’s a cartoon villain!”

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Andrew: “Yeah; but”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you wanna explain the ‘flip shot’? Do you wanna explain America?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I did pull myself… up… out of… a morass… Did I say that right? Cuz, it sounded (Yeah) dirty when I said it”

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Andrew and Luke: “What happens… if they walk that back, vis-à-vis, the shot you just took? Ipecac”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why is this close? (Yes) Like, this should (Yes) not be close. Who are we?”

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Luke: “Can I… chop this up into lines and snort it?”

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Luke: “Do your pull-ups… If that’s something that’s in your… physical ability. It’s not in mine; but, give me four years… Holy shit, dude… It’s gonna be like a pull-up machine”

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Luke: Downing a shot and saying “Just gotta slug back one of my flip shots”

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Luke: “Fuck that shit”

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Luke: “I’m a Kornacki stan”

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Luke: “Like a child’s letter to Santa… with some cookies on the side”

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Luke: “Through thin and thin”

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Luke: “To be released from my, from my Twitter situation”

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Luke: “We’re the podcast of record involving two bros bro-ing it up… the morning after the Presidential elections”

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Luke: “Whatever happens, this is messed up”

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