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Clips From TBTL #3270

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Andrew: “Don’t take that as a compliment”

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Andrew: “Either way, I don’t like it!”

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Andrew: “Ew, this is kinda gross!”

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Andrew: “I am here!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t even realize I was Brule-ing there”

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Andrew: “I know I’m taking this to a boring place”

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Andrew: “I wanna go on the record and say… ‘Yas… queen… That was a great skit'”

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Andrew: “I’ll bet I would taste terrible”

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Andrew: “I’m so hungry I wanna eat those emojis, is what I’m saying”

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Andrew: “Indeed, queen”

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Andrew: “Let’s get into the real TBTL dark territory, right?”

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Andrew: “My God! Design sensibility”

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Andrew: “My meat… is bad. Don’t anybody eat me”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. Everybody shut up! Let’s listen to this garbage!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Tacos and pastrami”

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Andrew: “That’s a terrible idea!”

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Andrew: “The thing is, the classic Browns games, they always lose”

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Andrew: “This is a problem, Luke!”

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Andrew: Whispering “I’m not ready! I’m not ready!”

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Andrew: “Yas… queen”

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Andrew: “Yas… queen… That was a great skit”

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Andrew: “You know what, Luke? I wanna go on the record and say… ‘Yas… queen… That was a great skit'”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, let’s not be (Yes) idiots… Let’s (Well, that’s the thing!) not be dumb!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m the victim of… (Okay) bad shirtsmanship”

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Luke: “All the things that I love in the world… sports talk radio… gambling… sports documentaries… HBO”

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Luke: “Dingus Burbank”

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Luke: “Everything you just said, I agree with”

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Luke: “From beautiful downtown Burbank”

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Luke: “OMG!”

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Luke: Rapping “In West Sacramento, born and raised, on the playground is where Micah spent of his days”

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Luke: “Three ‘yas queen’ up?”

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Luke: “To take it all back to Tik-y Tok-y for a quick second”

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Luke: “Ya ain’t coming here for salad, everybody”

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Clips From No Point Conversion 2020-10-12

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Andrew: “And, seeing the Seahawks continue to lay some eggs”

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Andrew: “Chunt!”

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Andrew: “Coping via Photoshop”

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Andrew: “Stop showing this! Game’s not over!”

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Luke: Singing “I’ve been waiting all day for Wednesday morning”

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Luke, Andrew and Steve Neuman: “We haven’t found a tangent that is too long… Or, a detail… too… wrong. Here’s the music… Yeah… Probably”

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Steve Neuman: “I mean, if you had taken the dog out to poop… you would’ve missed two touchdowns, probably all three”

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Clips From TBTL #3269

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Andrew: “And, then, the Browns did something and I stopped caring”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what this shit is!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man”

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Andrew: “I… will only take rugs that are just soaked in cat urine”

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Andrew: “I’ve been doing too much toot!”

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Andrew: “It’s a right-to-tumble state”

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Andrew: “Little Lukie’s off the hook… from my, from my flaming”

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Andrew: “No, please! Continue that thought; cuz, I’m really interested in how that thought ends!”

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Andrew: “NPR’s always distributed-di-dit… di-dit, di-dit, di-dit”

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Andrew: Saying “Nice software” as Johnny 5

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “What’s a Quibi?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Blessed full second week of Trucktober to you. (Mmm-hmm) I hope it is finding you and yours… peace and celebratory”

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Luke: “Anything that’s ‘look at me’… is off the list for old LB”

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Luke: “Hey! I totally forgot about that until… until my brain remembered it”

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Luke: “I’m one of the foremost… mandoliners? Mandolist? Oh, I’m sorry… Mandalorians. That’s who. I am one of the foremost Mandalorians”

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Luke: “Oh, it’s just disgusting!”

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Luke: Saying “In Soviet Russia, food fights you!” as Yakov Smirnoff

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Tums ta-Tums Tums Tums!”

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Luke: “So… whatever level of life that is… consider it unlocked”

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Clips From TBTL #3268

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Andrew: “I don’t know. It just sounded weird”

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Andrew: “I got bakin’ soda!”

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Andrew: “I know that I’m stewing in my own juices down here”

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Andrew: “I leak!”

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Andrew: “I really do think that, because, I knew I stunk that one day”

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Andrew: “I… wanted to make sure I wasn’t going mad”

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Andrew: “Like I told you, I took too much or not enough medication. I don’t, I don’t trust anything I’m saying anymore”

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Andrew: Saying “Please don’t come in. I’m podcasting!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Please give me a moment. I’m… pod… podcasting!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing a portion of “Happy Trails”

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Andrew: “So, I get down on my hands and knees”

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Andrew: “Theo, I will kill you! I will feed you to yourself”

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Luke: “Get outta here!”

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Luke: “Honestly, Andrew, I saw an opening and I went for it”

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Luke: “It’s upbeat… It’s fun, it’s funky, it’s flirty”

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Luke: Singing “Her Majesty’s… a pretty… fine girl. She doesn’t have a lot to say. Dump-dump-dump-dump!”

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Luke: Singing a portion of The Beatles’ “Her Majesty”

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Luke: “Well, this rug is… done!”

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Luke: “Which is… disgusting”

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Luke and Andrew: “Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter. Take it from me… What?”

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Clips From TBTL #3267

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Andrew: Accidentally kicking his chair and saying “Oops”

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Andrew: “Below the hair and above the neck”

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Andrew: “Cry me a river. I feel like teachers have had it too easy for too long”

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Andrew: “Hey, have you visited R.P.P.’s hippocampus?”

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Andrew: “I do, sort of, like regionalism”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I forgot this was a dream for a second and I got excited”

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Andrew: “I worry that TBTL has too many listeners?”

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Andrew: “It’s a very scary feeling when you can’t trust your brain”

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Andrew: “Kept on fumbling, fumbling, fumbling”

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Andrew: “My brain is Brad”

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Andrew: “Oh… your ears are always complaining about something”

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Andrew: “Oh… your ears are always complaining about something. Oops”

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Andrew: “R.P.P.”

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Andrew: “Silicone Valley Bad Boys”

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Andrew: “That’s on-brand”

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Andrew: “Trump hasn’t hurt me, specifically… He’s hurt my brain… But, a lot of things hurt my brain”

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Andrew: “We were so slappy”

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Andrew: “We’re all east; and, we’re all west”

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Andrew: “What is wrong with my brain?”

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Andrew: Whispering “Leonard is such an asshole”

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Andrew and Luke: “I feel like I swallowed (Yeah) the ‘fifth'”

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Luke: “Are you sure it was Thursday nights?”

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Luke: “But, honestly, this isn’t about them, Andrew. This is about you and me… and how we’re gonna bring joy to the hippocampus… of Silicone Valley”

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Luke: “Harness the power of our pee-pee”

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Luke: “He pulled a Burbank”

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Luke: “I trust this store!”

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Luke: “I’m kind of proud of it; but, I’m also slightly terrified of it”

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Luke: “Live Wire happens on Thursday nights”

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Luke: “Nooo!!”

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Luke: “They’re all gonna laugh at you! No!!”

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Luke: “This is ridiculous!”

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Luke: “Yeah, man”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mister Burbank… (Mister Burbank) We have your butt herpes medicine”

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Luke and Andrew: “R.P.P., how can I explain it? (Mmm-hmm) I’ll take it frame by frame it”

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Clips From TBTL #3266

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Andrew: “Lewis!”

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Andrew: Making a buzzer sound

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Andrew: “Or, maybe it was on the show. I already forgot. We’re ten minutes in”

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Andrew: “Shit!”

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Andrew: Singing a funny song while Luke is talking

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Andrew: “The Mis-Weducation of Luke Burbank?”

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Andrew: “What if I got you little stickers, like teddy bear stickers? I think that’s what got me to stop wetting the bed”

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Andrew: “You don’t have to go home; but, you gotta get the hell outta here”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cinnamon… teal? Hmm. Yeah. Hungry… Sounds like a… Danish”

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Andrew and Luke: “Rad. And, then… Yeah, man… Totally tubular”

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Luke: “Fuck you… Ducks Unlimited”

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Luke: “Happy trails to you, brother”

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Luke: “I wanna just mope!”

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Luke: “Long time friend of the me”

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Luke: Making a gagging sound

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Luke: “Oh, I’m still wetting the bed every night”

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Luke: Saying “Missed it by this much!” as Maxwell Smart

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Luke: Saying “Missed it by this much” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “Spoiler alert… Not a fan”

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Luke: “Well, the reason they call it ‘CBS’ is because… all you see is… BS”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I promise you, this is not an organization that is just about preserving wetland. It is an organization that is about shooting ducks in the face! Or, the butt (That doesn’t want you to know it)”

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