Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, I want… to eat every one of these photos”

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Andrew: “God…damn! That just… That happened so fast!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha, poop stick”

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Andrew: “He’s been, kind of, a problematic kook”

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Andrew: “Heh-heh-heh”

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Andrew: “I didn’t get your joke!”

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Andrew: “I just had a depressing thought: I am closer, at this stage in my life, to… having to worry about my own smelly diapers than any theoretical child of mine”

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Andrew: “I noticed that your mic was blowing out a tiny bit on your end”

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Andrew: “I sort by new, my friend”

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Andrew: “I’m just asking the questions!”

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Andrew: “It’s so squishy and, and flat to me!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Led Zeppelin!”

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Andrew: “Live, laugh, donate?”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s true. Right, I was only thinking of the white guy”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. I’m just ending it all at thirty”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Ah, you got me”

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Andrew: “Right, I was only thinking of the white guy”

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song, Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in the background

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Andrew: Singing “I might be crazy”

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Andrew: Singing “It’s Jared!”

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Andrew: “So, are we gonna listen to this Bogaev interview or what?”

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Andrew: “Super Bowl week, Dan!”

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Andrew: “The Third Dimension of Doctor Spaceboots”

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Andrew: “Well, maybe I’m just wrong; cuz, I live in anarchist Seattle… And, there’s nothing more… anarchist than composting”

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Andrew: “You know, like I said… ‘pencil-y'”

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Andrew: “You might be right… I might be crazy”

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Andrew and Luke: “God! (Yeah) This is the website! This is the website! This is what it does?”

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Andrew and Luke: “No. No. No. No. This (No) is terrible for our listeners”

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Luke: Clearing his throat

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Luke: “Gives me a bad, sad feeling”

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Luke: “I could feel something happening”

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Luke: “I don’t know, man. I’m… I’m all torqued up”

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Luke: “I managed to polish off… oh, about a pound of it”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Loving and laughing… and, also, donating to TBTL”

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Luke: “Massive glottal event”

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Luke: “My brain is such shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Did they say, ‘Blessed are the Greek’?” as a character from “Monty Python’s Life of Brian”

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Luke: Saying “Let’s talk about frozen garbage!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “SBC… Shit be complicated”

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Luke: Singing “E… to A… to E… to A… to D… to E”

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Luke: Singing “It could only be Jared!”

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Luke: Singing “Let me clear my throat”

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Luke: Singing the opening bars of Elastica’s “Connection”

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Luke: “With something called the… Excuse me. That’s the pasta coming back”

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Luke: “You’re supposed to wipe your bunghole with this stuff?”

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Luke: “Your guy Burbs is coming at you with one pound of pasta still digesting in his stomach”

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Andrew: “But, I basically try to run away from her and she will chase me… quote/unquote ‘chase me’ until I’m… back against the wall, cornered; and, then, I… pet her damn face”

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Andrew: “But, then, she runs over to Theo; and, then, just… licks Theo… to death!”

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Andrew: “Donovan just popping up in some of the most… surprising places in my life!”

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Andrew: “He hears my voice and he wants to be part of the show”

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Andrew: “Hey! Nobody laughs like… Rockville!”

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Andrew: “I am terrible at listening to other people’s podcasts; especially, if I know you!”

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Andrew: “I’m pulling you down into the muck with me in a lotta ways that I’m not really proud of”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry that we’re just doing this”

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Andrew: “Ironically, I bobbled first. Then, I learned to hit… And, then… well, I’m learning how to run now”

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Andrew: “It’s so infuriating”

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Andrew: Laughing like the dog from Duck Hunt

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Andrew: “My brain just fucking twisted for a second”

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Andrew: “My brain just snapped for a second!”

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Andrew: “Now, she’s gone. So, he’s outside my door screaming; and, it’s driving me crazy”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. What a cool circle to run in”

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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness!”

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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness! What did I learn the other day?”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’re a blogger”

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song, Alice” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Saying “Ohh, they took it!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Wind it up, wind it up, wind it up, wind it up!”

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Andrew: “Yeah! We’re all clapping; cuz, we don’t like this guy!”

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Andrew: “You and I have very similar taste in this shit”

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Andrew: “You’re pullin’ an Andrew”

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Luke: “Because, the Internet is a terrible cesspool”

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Luke: “Come on, Internet!”

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Luke: “I don’t think I wanna see hummingbirds shitting”

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Luke: “Never seen a hummingbird shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Orcas, apes, elephants, dolphins and magpies” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Luke: “Stop the show”

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Luke and Andrew: “What she really wants… is to have something in her mouth; and, then, to have… somebody walk or run after her, while she keeps away from that person, with whatever the thing is in her mouth… Stuffed animal or something… And, I do not understand (This is Rudy, not Carey, right?)”

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Andrew: “Good morning. I’m sorry… I’m super high on my own supply today; because… that’s the first time you’ve ever played intro tape of me… that’s actually made me laugh at myself”

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Andrew: “I am so not impressive this week!”

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Andrew: “I cannot stop myself”

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Andrew: “I love that I took this show… literally into abortion talk”

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Andrew: “I, I’m assuming that our… unnamed… associate producer sent that to you. There’s a little edit early on that I kind of like in that too. That gives it almost that TikTok-y rhythm” [ed: The audio clip was not edited[

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Andrew: “I’m really scared right now; I think I’m gonna be okay!”

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Andrew: “Like, I can barely text when I’m going to the bathroom! How are you doing a show and responding to me immediately?”

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Andrew: Making a whining sound

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Andrew: “No offense; but… I’m gonna do a Burbank here”

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Andrew: “Or, I think you can make fudge in it as well”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, I’m thankin’ ya here!” in a New York accent

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Andrew: “Tell me everything”

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Andrew: “That does not seem like a Burbank move”

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Andrew: “That makes me feel legitimately good!”

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Andrew: “That’s when everything went bad; and, we never got it back right again”

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Andrew: “That’s where I… do my thinkin’!”

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Andrew: “The world’s on fire; and, I’m incredibly giggly today”

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Andrew: “The world’s on fire; and, I’m incredibly giggly today. I don’t know what’s going on”

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Andrew: “This is not funny and not that interesting”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s kind of a… That’s a neg”

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Andrew: “What I was trying to express yesterday… is my priority… for me to like myself”

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Andrew: “What is this feeling going through me right now?”

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Andrew: “When I am wrong, man. I am wrong!”

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Luke: “Better ingredients… Better TikToks… Papa John’s”

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Luke: “Go faster, Neddy! I can’t!! It’s a Geo!!”

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Luke: “Ha-ha! I had it; it’s no big deal”

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Luke: “I don’t want that person to think that I think I am whatever they are saying I am”

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Luke: “Moo”

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Luke: “My brain… is so full of cinnamon rolls and gnocchi right now… that it can’t”

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Luke: Singing “Danke schön, mein Herr! Danke schön, danke schön! Thank you, my King… I’m from…”

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Luke: “This is the stuff that goes through my brain when I’m trying to talk into this microphone; and, it’s just so dumb!”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, you’re three for three. You’ve never impressed me… That don’t impress me much”

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay, so you’re Brad Pitt… That don’t impress me much… (Okay) So you got the looks… but, have you got the touch? Don’t get me wrong. Yeah, I think you’re alright! But. that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night… That don’t impress me much”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re… making me feel a, a lot of discomfort right now, Walsh. Let’s check that likability! Where is the bar!?”

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Andrew: “Holy shit, I’m at the top!”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m on the ‘love it’ side”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna make it very clear, I don’t know what I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna tell people my… version of this too; because, it was a little bit weird, and I’m ashamed. And, I can’t tell this story without telling everybody my shame!”

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Andrew: “I’ve been waiting all day for a Blursday night”

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Andrew: “It is so not Friday”

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Andrew: “It’s a, it’s a real Brancaccio”

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Andrew: “Master Andy”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’ll take the fake stuff”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! So, that’s a problem”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s my favorite! You remembered!”

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Andrew: Saying “Actually” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, yeah!” in a deep voice

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Andrew: “Slow it down. I got thirty-one or, maybe, thirty more days, depending on how you… count them, before I have to put on my sexy vaccine costume… Have to? I’m sorry, get to put on my sexy… vaccine costume”

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Andrew: “Small house… big project”

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Andrew: “So, I wouldn’t say that I’m the sharpest knife in the drawer; so, I’m glad that I’m, at least, likable”

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Andrew: “So, I wouldn’t say that I’m the sharpest knife in the drawer; so, I’m glad that I’m, at least, likable. And… I’m gonna lean into my bumbling-ness even more. I’m gonna just keep on forgetting Jay Leno drops that I’ve just heard. I’m gonna forget André the Giant’s last name… But, I’m just gonna do it in a very likable way”

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Andrew: “Thank God it’s Friday!”

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Andrew: “This is not normal”

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Andrew: “This other one… gets squirted out of a cow!”

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Andrew: “Well, I better be likable; because, that’s all I got”

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Andrew: “What am I doing here?”

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Andrew: “Yes, you do”

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Andrew: “You can call me ‘love bug’ if you want”

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Andrew: “You know, somebody’s gotta be at the bottom; might as well be me”

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Andrew: “You’re likable enough”

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Luke: “Bee throw up?”

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Luke: “Feels pretty Irish-y to me”

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Luke: “Happy birthday, love bug”

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Luke: “Honey launderers”

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Luke: “I mean, is it… I don’t wanna say bee shit”

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Luke: “I’m not gonna say the loo, or the lorry, or the boot… or the lift”

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Luke: “I’m not sure if you’ve heard, Andrew; but, Halloween is still happening!”

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Luke: “It’s not shit. We know, for a fact, that it’s not shit”

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Luke: “Mister… Likability!”

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Luke: Saying “I’m vamping for you!” as Dracula

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Luke: Singing “Da-da, da, da, da, he’s eating a yoga mat”

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Luke: “Take that, Mary Poppins!”

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Luke: “Thank you, baby”

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Luke: “US beekeepers”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “No mountain too tall… And, good luck to all” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “A big roll of fat TW cable”

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Andrew: “Almost like an engine of, of… dirty bird creation”

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Andrew: “Damn. I wish I hadn’t started this sentence; but, I will finish it”

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Andrew: “He’s loud. He’s a pain in the ass”

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Andrew: “I can’t… unsubscribe and then re-subscribe; because, then, the jig is up”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what his feelings were”

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Andrew: “I like to think that my octopus saved me”

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Andrew: “I think all of our birds will be swearing at us”

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Andrew: “I’m a sexy vaccine!”

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Andrew: “If I have OCD tendencies… this is the type of place where it pops out”

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Andrew: “It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, in a way, right?”

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Andrew: “Look at this. He’s got a machine that’s still running on fat TW”

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Andrew: “Okay, I’m not… that much of an idiot”

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Andrew: “So, there you go. Okay, I’m not… that much of an idiot”

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Andrew: “Sorry if I just blasted you down the line”

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Andrew: “What the hell was this seed of this false memory of mine”

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Andrew: “Where were the tacos in that photo?”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a Utica (It’s Albany) thing… It’s a, it’s a Utica thing”

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Luke: “A fat TW”

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Luke: “Chris… He’s being unfair!”

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Luke: “I’ve been waiting all day for Farty Night!”

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Luke: “If you do send me a ‘thank me'”

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Luke: Saying “This is where we men hang out!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: “T… asterisk… asterisk… asterisk… T?”

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Luke: “What the fuck?”

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Luke: “You’re welcome, everyone, for that deep pull!”

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Luke and Andrew: “His lung capacity is still good. Oh my God! What I wouldn’t give for his lung capacity”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, anxiety is when… you think there’s a saber-toothed tiger around the corner… And, then, fear is when you see the saber-toothed tiger. That’s awesome!”

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