Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And then, that’s when you really screw yourself”

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Andrew: “How is winter not ending?”

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Andrew: “Luke?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! That is so hard to listen to. I should play it on TBTL”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “Oh! You know what? It is a calendar”

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Andrew and Luke: Awkward situation that was cut from #3885

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Luke: “I’m with you now; so, un-cancel me please”

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Andrew: “Boy, it made you not… wanna live”

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Andrew: “Hey, neighbor”

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Andrew: “I told you. I hate conflict!”

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Andrew: “I’m kind of a weirdo”

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Andrew: “I’m more of a lurker, as people say”

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Andrew: Making a 1980s digital alarm clock sound

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Andrew: “Okay, Dutch”

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Luke: “In your face! Boo-yah!”

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Luke: Making an aggressive meow sound

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Luke: “My other ride is your mom?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Much like me doing this show, Andrew, it’s just a cry for attention (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: Mumbling, grunting and pounding

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Andrew: “No, it’s worse in here! It’s following me!”

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Andrew: “No, it’s worse in here! It’s following me! It was me”

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Andrew: “That didn’t intimidate me; except, for the fact that one of my hoses was too short. But, that’s a personal problem”

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Luke: “The shit was coming from inside the hair”

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Andrew: “Are… you… shitting me?”

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Andrew: “Oh, my sciatica!”

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Luke: Singing “Lady, step inside my Hyundai”

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Andrew: “Can I pretty please paint a donut mural?”

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Andrew: “Don’t emulate this in your basement, ya loser”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m an adult now”

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Andrew: Saying “Inconceivable!” as Vizzini

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Andrew: “You shut your mouth!”

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Luke: Saying “I’m waiting!” as Vizzini

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Luke: Singing “Seagram’s… Golden Wine Cooler”

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Andrew: “And, sometimes they die!”

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Andrew: “But, listen. I’m really… I’m really messed up, though”

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Andrew: Death rattle

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Andrew: “I saw this person doing it”

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Andrew: “I’ve narc’d before”

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Andrew: “Only it’s salty meat… that’s on my mind”

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Andrew: “Sorry. Something just happened to my lungs. That was not a good… sound to put in there”

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Luke: “I’m a good boyfriend, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s the yellow truck!”

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