Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Back to the old grindstone”

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Andrew: “Been scatting non-stop for… two weeks and one day”

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Andrew: “Coming outta my mouth, it just sounded… weird… Lotta things do”

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Andrew: “Full fart… mot jorden”

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Andrew: “I feel like a fraud”

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Andrew: “I know you love the bell”

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Andrew: “I think I went French at the end”

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Andrew: “I’m just doing this podcasting thing so wrong!”

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Andrew: “It’s bad for everybody involved”

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Andrew: “It’s so un-fun”

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Andrew: “Man… I was racked… I mean racked… with some high-level anxiety yesterday”

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Singing “Kapten Zoom”

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Andrew: “Speaking of abomination of Obama’s nation”

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Andrew: “The full fart?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, everybody! I will be gone (Yes) for three months! I am leaving this party… (Right) for three months”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna whisper this so nobody hears me (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What? It’s not for–It’s all for you! This is all for you! (It’s all for him!!)”

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Luke: “Come get me, taxman”

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Luke: “He’s my favorite jazz cat. He’s Andrew Walsh; and, he’s joining me right now from the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington”

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Luke: “I spent my time… gunkholing”

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Luke: “Oh, man. The day that I get back is gonna suck!”

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Andrew: “I call him my brother-in-law. I call him my brother. I call him my friend. I call him my confidant… Call him a lotta shit behind his back too”

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Andrew: “I’m leaving the ‘Cougar’ behind!”

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Andrew: Making a series of funny sounds

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Andrew: “My friend used to write him letters and ask him for signed posters for his rumpus room”

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Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh! I forgot about breaks!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Homer Simpson!”

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Andrew: “They all sound right; and, they all sound awful”

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Andrew: “This is a… more of a Burbank move”

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Andrew: “What’s going on in that head of his?”

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Andrew: “Win-win-win, winning”

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Andrew: “Your brain should smile more”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sad that (Yes) I’m wrong”

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Luke: “Baseball’s back, baby!”

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Luke: “It was like putting butter on my burn, baby”

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Luke: Singing “The Simp-sahns [ph]“

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Andrew: “A dinette set; that’s so boring!”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m not even slappy and I’m coming out of the gate with that”

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Andrew: “I’m vamping!”

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Andrew: “Me looking things up on the fly is not good radio. It’s not fun… So, I’m gonna stop doing that”

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Andrew: “Mister Un-Andrew-Walsh-ited”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be delicious”

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Andrew: “Yes. Hello. Hi… Oh… Oh, my… Where’s the belt for my robe?”

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Andrew: “You’re so dainty”

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Andrew and Luke: “Salary! (Yeah, baby!)”

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Luke: Crunching away in the background

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Luke: Crunching away in the background (Enhanced)

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Luke: “Oui, oui!”

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Luke: Saying “I will… come to your house… and throw your butter” as “Tommy”

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Luke: “The soft bigotry… of… too many choices”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Pod Dog is… all up in my biz (Oh, no)”

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Andrew: “Clever girl. Clever rooster. Rooster hot sauce. Sriracha. Real. No, no. Fake, fake, fake. Fake. This is fake”

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Andrew: “Guys! Guys! Guys! I’m here!”

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Andrew: “I am… belligerent here!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if that’s funny or I’m tired!”

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Andrew: “I know that everybody isn’t me”

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Andrew: “I’m so weird”

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Andrew: “Molly, what have you done?”

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Andrew: “Mother!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you had to be afraid of it. You had to be!”

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Andrew: “Probably real. It’s probably named after some dude”

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Andrew: “Real. No, no. Fake, fake, fake. Fake. This is fake”

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Andrew: Singing “Hold me closer, dancing lizard”

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Andrew and Luke: “Not to brag; but, I got so many right, I couldn’t even count ’em all… I’m so tired of you winning, that’s how much you’ve been winning”

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Luke: “Carol holding my calls lizard”

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Luke: “Dinosaur”

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Luke: “Dyna-sars [ph]”

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Luke: “Kudos to you, Andrew! This is part of me trying to rekindle the romance”

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Luke: “Mother… I want to quiz you!”

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Luke: “Night lizard… deserves a quiet night”

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Luke: “Now… why am I trying to speculate on paleontology?”

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Luke: “On a scale of zero to ‘Who goes there!?'”

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Luke: “Ooh! Clever girl”

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Luke: Singing “Dancing lizard”

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Luke: Singing “Hold me closer, tiny hand thief”

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Luke: Singing “Night lizard… deserves a quiet night”

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Luke: Singing “Water tail… it’s covered in spikes”

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Luke: “Um, come back you guys. You’re going too fast. Easy, horn turtle!”

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Luke: “Ya bit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I never figured you for a Doors fan… Yes, you did”

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Andrew: “Calamari got sunshine!”

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Andrew: “I am getting a little bit slappy”

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Andrew: “I’m being cute here”

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Andrew: “I’m not running a monkey hotel, Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’re getting close. You’re getting close, you’re getting close. I like this”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Power out on that one!”

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Andrew: “Should we bury the Constitution?”

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Andrew: Singing “Up in Mississippi tonight”

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Andrew: “What the fuck?”

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Andrew: “What the hell?”

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Andrew: “What the hell!”

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Andrew: “Why!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll give the listeners: Five… four… (Yeah) three… That’s it, three”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “Eat It”

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Luke: Singing the melody of a song while trying to think of what it is

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Luke: Singing the melody of a song while trying to think of what it is #2

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Luke: Singing the melody of a song while trying to think of what it is #2 (Edited)

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Luke: “Two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke humming a song while trying to think of what it is and Andrew saying “Oh, you’re getting close. You’re getting close, you’re getting close. I like this” (Long Version)

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Luke and Andrew: Luke humming a song while trying to think of what it is and Andrew saying “Oh, you’re getting close. You’re getting close, you’re getting close. I like this” (Short Version)

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Luke and Andrew: Singing the melody of a song while trying to think of what it is Andrew saying “Yeah, yeah, yeah… Yes! Yes!”

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Andrew: “Are you ready for another thong? [ph]“

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Andrew: Blowing raspberries

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Andrew: “I was crunching on my ice too loudly”

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Andrew: “Is this too dirty to play?”

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Andrew: “No, I would have never, ever, ever, urver… urver gotten that”

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Andrew: “Now, I did cheat. I just hit a button that says, ‘I give up'”

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Andrew: “You clearly know this shit better than I do”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Tell me why! Ain’t nothing but a heartache”

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Luke: Blowing a raspberry

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Luke: “Hey, Sporcle!”

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Luke: Hoo-hooing a song

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Luke: “I got that thong, tha-thong-thong-thong”

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Luke: “I shot my shot”

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Luke: Singing “Bum-bum-bum-bump!”

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Luke: Singing “I tried so hard, and fell so fast. But, in the end, it doesn’t really matter”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did I just hear you taking a… drink of your… (Oh, damn! I was gonna ask!) cooling water here on a scorching summer day?”

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Luke and Andrew: Hoo-hooing a song

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Luke and Andrew: Hoo-hooing a song #2

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