Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Andy times are still a real thing”

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Andrew: “Hey! Hey! Hey!”

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Andrew: “I can screw up my face as much as I want to below my eyes”

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Andrew: “I love it!”

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Andrew: “I said three o’clock, not 3:06”

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Andrew: “I’m falling apart here!”

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Andrew: “Luke… when we’re in sync, my friend, we are in sync”

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Andrew: “MC Words Work”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s how words work”

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Andrew: “This a big Blursday, actually. I got a big bag of Blursdays for ya”

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Andrew: “Wait. This is real life”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t have the best ear in the world”

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Andrew: “What am I doing? I’m on wheels!”

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Andrew: “What are we even doing anymore!?”

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Andrew: “What in the hell is going on!?”

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Andrew: “What in the living hell is going on!?”

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Andrew: “Will you enter into a relationship with me; in which, we embark on an audio journey”

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Andrew: “You don’t need to clean the needle on your iPhone?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. Would you like to… Yes”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke is slowing becoming the, ‘Well, something’s going on’ guy (Yeah!)”

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Luke: “Andrew, how does anything come into my orbit anymore?”

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Luke: “Early is on time. On time is late; and, late is unacceptable”

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Luke: “I didn’t even know that you noticed!”

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Luke: “I’ve two-tone teeth’d it!”

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Luke: “Oh! That’s what we do on Thursdays, isn’t it?”

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Andrew: “Carey, take the wheel”

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Andrew: “He was packing it! Packing it!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle… what’s my Google?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke… How about you head over here and clean my bathroom?”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. Do mine next”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch… uh, television. And, notice that I didn’t call it a TV; cuz, TV is a nickname and… nicknames are for friends. And… TV is no friend of mine!”

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Andrew: “I mean, it seems very much like a Burbank problem”

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Andrew: “No, Gorgle. I can’t”

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Andrew: “Obviously, I was handling the situation, Luke”

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Andrew: “Or, maybe it was actually when we were pulling it out… We pulled it out”

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Andrew: Singing “Pandemic”

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Andrew: “This show was produced by blank, blank, blank, and blank”

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Andrew: “Uh, you’re so up your own butt about this”

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Andrew: “Update on that: lawsuit is off… Lawsuit’s off!”

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Andrew: “Wait a second! I’m getting phished here, you sons of guns!”

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Andrew: “Watch the credits and appreciate the gaffer, goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “We get a lotta e-mails… I’m not trying to brag here… We just get a lotta e-mails”

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Andrew: “Yes; but, just wait, in three years, you’ll be listening to me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, yeah. That’s the one you cut your hand off of. Yeah. But, that’s not the right sentence. But, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah. Re-arrange some of those words”

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Luke: “And, I was… Gorgling around last night”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m a vain, glorious person”

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Luke: “I’m not really sure how to finish this bit”

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Luke: Making a video shrinking down to the bottom corner sound effect

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Luke: “Our Top Story for today… Andrew stood up for himself”

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Luke: Singing “Pandemic”

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Luke: “That… was… the… form!”

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Luke: “Well, shit!”

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Luke: “Ziggle-zaggle, let’s get at it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “God! I’m getting turned on just hearing about it (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our Top Story for today… Andrew stood up for himself… Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our Top Story for today… Andrew… tried to stand up for himself… Oh, tried? What do you mean? You don’t, you don’t think I can pull it off? Jerk”

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Andrew: “Do you want me to jump in here?”

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Andrew: “Flopping around in failure”

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Andrew: “I guess I’ll take some of that sweet, sweet G cash”

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Andrew: “I’m a big lawyer; and, I’m about to sue the pants off of Google”

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Andrew: “It might be so hot that it might just, kind of, annoy a big chunk of our listeners”

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Andrew: “Nice! Good for you, man!”

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Andrew: “Oh! I’m suing Google”

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Andrew: Singing a few notes from The Beatles’ “When I’m Sixty Four”

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Andrew: “Sorry! Everybody, close your ears!”

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Andrew: “The TikToks scare me”

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Andrew: “Well, how is Andrew handling this situation?”

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Andrew: “Well, that was… weird… I mean, don’t, don’t turn that around on me”

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Andrew: “Yeah… Andrew… that’s the frigging point… of the whole thing… They’re young people listening to Phil Collins”

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Luke: “Bro!”

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Luke: “He pivoted, bro”

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Luke: “I also just assume everyone is shit-talking me, behind my back, all the time… Because… it would be justified”

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Luke: “I’m getting more weird”

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Luke: “Rudy paw plus poop pee”

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Luke: “So, you’re saying you wouldn’t do, ‘Rudy Paw Plus Poop Pee’?”

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Andrew: “Ah, the weekend is when we mix energy drinks into our booze. Right, Andy?”

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Andrew: “Dad! No!”

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Andrew: “I always have… you know… spare jerky on my person somewhere”

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Andrew: “I am going to regret this question, I know I am”

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Andrew: “I call myself ‘Andy’ when I’m self-loathing”

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Andrew: “I live here, jerk!”

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Andrew: “It was a monster mash”

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Andrew: “No, no, no! No!”

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Andrew: “Pick that fucking bottle up!”

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Andrew: “Take it out!!”

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Andrew: “The logo looks like something you’d listen to, yeah”

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Andrew: “The things is, though, I’ve been, kind of… chasing the dragon of that evening ever since”

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Andrew: “Tie your bag next time!”

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Andrew: “What will this one do to me?”

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Luke: “Cruise the Volga”

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Luke: “‘I heard people call you B-Money’… I don’t think so”

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Luke: “Ro-butt? [ph]“

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Luke: “This is… this is… why the listeners tune in… allegedly”

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Luke: “We just saw, ‘I, Ro-butt,’ [ph] foo’!”

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Andrew: “Don’t say… these things!”

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Andrew: “Ghrelin, hold my calls!”

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Andrew: “I was so worried about scratching too much”

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Andrew: “I’m such a Negative Nelly”

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Andrew: “I’ve had many a moments on the lips and many a lifetime on the hips with Shari’s Berries”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Makes me wanna scratch things and pull things”

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Andrew: “Makes me wanna scratch things and pull things. Eugh!”

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Andrew: “Not that I don’t appreciate those swizzles”

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Andrew: “Politics… sports and diet talk”

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Andrew: Saying “Change” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “These are human beings; and, this shouldn’t be our priority” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Somebody went rogue!”

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Andrew: “Yes!”

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Luke: “I don’t know if that’s just water… that I’d been… that I’d been pee-peeing out”

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Luke: “It was just running right through me”

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Luke: Saying “I was just trying to be positive!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Is this a winner?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Ricky Roma!” as Al Pacino

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “You don’t open your mouth… unless you know the shot!” as Al Pacino

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Luke: “See if I can drop a couple of lbs… off of this LB”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot, dude!”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot… Bay Kitty”

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Luke: “This big, soggy baby in the White House”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants to carve out twenty minutes to talk about how he’s living inside his body and Andrew is confused with what Luke wants to talk about

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Andrew: “Big, beautiful, purple mug!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Happy Blursday!”

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Andrew: “I actually wasn’t even trying to mess it up; and, then, I… messed it up”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna George R. R. Martin this”

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Andrew: “I’m just turning into the Stu-bot”

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Andrew: “Like, I like this idea of, of rebooting my own hard drive”

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Andrew: “Not only was I peeing in the dream… I was peeing someplace that I wasn’t supposed to”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m last minute and may not make it!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “That is red alert! That is Defcon P, my friend!”

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Andrew: “That’ll really make Rubbermaid jealous!” [ed: There seemed to be an echo or a loopback when Andrew said this]

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Andrew: “This is Macintosh… country!”

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Andrew: “Water bottle looking at me and they’re like, ‘What, what are you doing–What are you looking on… what are you looking there on your computer at, Andrew? What’s going on!?’ It’s nothing water bottle… Just checking out the competition”

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Andrew: “Water bottle looking at me and they’re like, ‘What, what are you doing–What are you looking on… what are you looking there on your computer at, Andrew? What’s going on!?’ It’s nothing water bottle… Just checking out the competition” (Edited)

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Andrew: “You’re not supposed to be peeing here!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke, do you wanna Blurs on a Thurs? Oh, yeah, man”

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Luke: “Because, it’ll be more embarrassing when I… fail spectacularly”

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Luke: “Isn’t that for technogeeks with spread…?”

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Luke: “Now, I feel… Somehow, you’ve managed to make me feel bad an inanimate object that lives in your house”

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Luke: “Okay. Hold on, hold on. Move over. Move over”

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Luke: Saying “Crash into us. Crash into us” as Onyx the Fortuitous

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Luke: Saying “I don’t like to mail FedEx… Maybe, that makes me bad” as Andy Rooney

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Luke: “This is rough on me right now not… peeing my pants”

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Luke: “Yes. It’s, it’s, it’s cursive… and, it’s… it’s just if you, you know, it’s like pornography… my mom’s done a lot of it”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you wanna take the rest of the show off, I can probably just handle it from here… What’s that?”

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