Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Generally speaking, like, I’m just an old man”

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Andrew: “I become a little thirsty pretty early on”

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Andrew: “I’m a machine. Can you milk me?”

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Andrew: “I’m wrong all the time”

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Andrew: “No, no! I was only… I was only using Twitter here and there!”

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Andrew: “The fact that you can just, sort of, milk those machines”

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Andrew: “Why is my brain… so… bad?”

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Andrew: “Your pocketbook said ‘Donk’!”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned regarding which show the drop of Kristen Schaal saying “It’s a story of a man with a brothel of a home and a pool filled with human excrement” came from

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Luke: “Holy fucking shit”

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Luke: “Thank fucking God!”

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Andrew: “Bigger, bigger, bigger!”

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Andrew: Singing “Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball”

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Andrew: “Whoop-whoop!”

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Andrew: “You could put a safety harness on my safety harness, I wouldn’t go up there!”

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Luke: “Electric truck boner”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball. Give me the ball. I wanna dunk it!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing the first few notes of the Super Mario Bros. overworld theme

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Andrew: “Because, you see, Luke, today… I became a different kind of person”

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Andrew: “First of all… up yours!”

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Andrew: “I’m the asshole host!”

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Andrew: “I’m the asshole host! And, I’m gonna hang up on everybody. And, you better watch out before you call into my meat grinder. Cuz, I’m gonna chew you up and spit you out”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ! This is really good!”

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Andrew: “Okay. First of all… up yours!”

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Luke: “My butthole clenched, Andrew”

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Luke: “The point is, I’ll never be happy”

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Andrew: “Yes. Yes, he is”

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Luke: “I don’t believe it, baby!”

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Luke: “NBN, baby! Nothing but nylon!”

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Luke: Singing “Oh-ho-ho-ho, Thunder Bay. Oh, Thunder Bay, Thunder Bay”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for finding and sending in the Sunfly logo

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Andrew: “I would encourage listeners to go back, a little bit, re-listen to that. Listen very, very closely. Cuz, in the background, you can hear Marsupial Gurgle un-retiring… That was the most amazing thing about that”

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Andrew: “People think I’m off my… nut!”

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Andrew: “That is a bomb-ass idea”

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Andrew: “Truthfully, no; but, for the argument of this conversation, yes”

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Luke: “He lucky-lucky, yeah. Ooh. He lucky-lucky, yeah. Yeah-yeah. He lucky-lucky, yeah. He lucky-lucky, yeah”

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Luke: “I like your style… Next time… just lie”

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Luke: “It had the stench of truth”

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Luke: “It’s just so fucking corny!”

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Luke: “Mummy don’t know daddy’s getting hot”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Unholy” by Sam Smith and Kim Petras

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Luke: Singing “Mommy and dad are doing something… Doing something unholy”

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Luke: “You tell me what to do, dirty, dirty boy”

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Andrew: “Ah, here. Hold on… I need to get into this”

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Andrew: “Dork-balls”

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Andrew: “God, if there is a way out of this; please, give me a sign”

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Andrew: “I wanna meet that dog!”

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Andrew: Making whooping sounds

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Andrew: Making whooping sounds #2

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Andrew: Making whooping sounds #3

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Andrew: “Whoa! That’s real life?”

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Andrew: “You give them one little grunt”

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Andrew: “You gotta be shitting me”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew making whooping sounds and Luke saying “The Three Stooges were there?”

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Luke: “Not today, Satan”

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Luke: “Turn your music down!”

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