Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “As long as I live in this apartment, nobody will ever come over here”

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Andrew: “Guess I’ll just navigate it by… existing”

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Andrew: “He comes in. He, he messes around. He gets a snake”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, John… I don’t know why you’re here”

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Andrew: “No, I am not. I’m not… brewing… growing… smoking or toking anything that I’m not supposed to be in here”

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Andrew: “Theo is totally spoon, like, he’s little spooning me”

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Andrew: “This is a flop house!”

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Andrew: “What’s the problem, sir?”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I got that, robot. Thanks”

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Luke: “I have to put a roof over our head… goddamnit!”

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Luke: “I was awake, early this morning wondering… are cats worth it? (There is something about the soul of a cat)”

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Luke: “I was worried that a piece of sausage was gonna… pop out”

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Luke: Making the Law & Order “Dun-Dun” sound

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Luke: “My dishwasher is ready for its colonoscopy”

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Luke: “We don’t have a fancy… dishwasher, like you guys have that doesn’t drain”

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Luke: “Well, me and da boys… we make noise. I hate MCs who think they were toys”

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Luke: “Where my TikTokers at?”

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Luke: “Who’s your D-Day… and, what does he do?”

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Andrew: “Ah! I would look forward to dying; so, I could watch other people play the game!”

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Andrew: “And, if you don’t know; then, man, you just don’t know!”

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Andrew: “And, that was awesome!”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a… I’m a big boy”

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Andrew: “Everything is computers these days”

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Andrew:  “I wanna take this back. Hold on. Rewind… Stop! That’s a bad sentence”

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Andrew: “I, clearly, don’t know what the hell I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I… only listen to the… to what I have to”

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Andrew: “It looked, to me, like you might need two of them on there; because, I’m a… I’m a big boy”

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Andrew: “No they weren’t, Luke! No they weren’t!”

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Andrew: Saying “Lightly used… printer… scanner… fax machine” and dinging his bell

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Andrew:  “See, cuz, I’m… I’m still eating meat”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The Internet changed everything”

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Andrew: “Whatever. Stop talking, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Maybe that’s what’s leaving me cold”

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Andrew and Luke: “I hit the ENTER button; which, is how I assume it works… and, then, boom, (Yeah) this machine is… pooping it out”

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Luke: “3-D… fake steak pooper”

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Luke: “I don’t think this is something that I should… be a part of”

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Luke: “July 1st, in the year of our Lord, 2020”

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Luke: Saying: “It hurts my delicate eyeballs” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Young Russi! [ph]“

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Luke: “Up there in Cana-dah [ph]… Down here in Belling-haam [ph]“

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Andrew: “¡El Gigante! ¡Vogue! Manzanilla… Four hundred hojas”

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Andrew: “¡El Gigante! ¡Vogue! Manzanilla… Four hundred hojas is one of them. And, the other one is Regio Rinde Plus, máxima duración”

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Andrew: Accidentally played audio while Luke was talking and said “Oh, no! Sorry”

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Andrew: Accidentally played audio while Luke was talking and said “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, you know, this guy’s a real weirdo!”

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Andrew: “Does that sound fun for everybody?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I just gotta keep talking. This is live. Oh my God. I should’ve read that thing. What am I doing!?”

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Andrew: “I found it”

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Andrew: “I wanna wear a wig”

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Andrew: “It sounds like I’m bragging; cuz, I am! I am a cybersecurity expert”

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Andrew: “Maybe it’s not because you’re living in a house where you’re jamming that down their throats”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh! You’ve already buckled!”

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Andrew: Reading a Google News alert that contained a quote provided by another person named Andrew Walsh

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Andrew: “Shut it down. Shut it down!”

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Andrew: Singing “Cuz, my beard is a face-hider”

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Andrew: “Suck up all the information; and, then, spit it out in a seamless way”

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Andrew: “That’s a classic shit or get off the pot… dream… right there”

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Andrew: “This is a dangerous place to take it; and, it’s weird that we’re out of that realm and I’m pulling us back in”

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Andrew: “Today’s the day! Today is the deadline… Today… is your lucky day… You just found… a cyber-security training in your e-mail box”

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Andrew: “We’re being punked here, idiots!”

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Andrew: “Why are you using a girl’s fork!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, forget about Itasca. Itasca is yesterday’s news, Luke… We’re a Cody [ph] family”

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Andrew: “You would look like a more modern racist!”

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Andrew: “You, you let it… linger”

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Luke: “How do you do, fellow kids?”

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Luke: “Less of my derp face in the world”

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Luke: Mimicking the clip that Andrew accidentally played

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Luke: Mimicking the clip that Andrew accidentally played #2

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Luke: Saying “Dept.” in a funny manner

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Watching Dad… work!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I say one more word about Star Wars. Mmm-hmm… I’m gonna definitely start saying some stuff that makes no sense”

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Luke and Andrew: Jokingly getting mentioned about pulling a non-existent piece of audio

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Luke and Andrew: “That stuff is (Yeah) gone-gone”

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Andrew: “A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter… How dairy!”

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Andrew: “Are we seriously going to break at fifty-one!? I just looked down at the clock… Holy shit”

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Andrew: “Have you ever tried eating a clock, Luke? It’s very… time consuming”

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Andrew: “Hey, are you weird about petitions?”

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Andrew: “I blunt-sided [ph] in Teddy’s one time”

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Andrew: “I can’t say that word”

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Andrew: “I see chaos coming from his brush”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant; but, then, I changed my mind”

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Andrew: “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down!”

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Andrew: “If I’m really a, a… a grumble puss”

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Andrew: “Nailed it!”

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Andrew: “So, why were you stalking me, though?”

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Andrew: “The meaning… of opaque… is unclear”

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Andrew: “The revolution will be scooterized”

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Andrew: “You don’t get help! You don’t get help!!”

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Luke: “I am not drinking Merlot!!”

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Luke: “If John Dickerson goes on his Dick-ipedia page”

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Luke: “It’s a poison inside me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, do we have any e-mails… or v-mails that are smokin’! (Oh, God!)”

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Andrew: “Genevieve clicked through a bunch of the tiles for me while I was doing dishes”

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Andrew: “I’ll, i’ll sit there with a big bag of ballpark popcorn during a game”

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Andrew: “I’m now… re-engaging with my old stale breath”

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Andrew: “I’m pro-Saharan dust storm coming to the United States”

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Andrew: “I’ve been listening to that like crazy!”

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Andrew: “Idiot… The only reason you know about it is because of the listeners”

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Andrew: “If the facts don’t back it up, just start with something else”

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Andrew: “It just makes me want to grab peanuts and… just plow into them right now”

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Andrew: “It’s not in your face. Whatever”

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Andrew: “Lemme ask you this. This is a weird place to begin”

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Since this season is gonna be bullshit anyway”

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Andrew: “Stop, stop, stop! That’s a bad hug”

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Andrew: “Wait a second!”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “What I do is I just… mute my mic and sob… I just sob, (Yes) sob while you’re talking”

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Luke: “An animal that does that… should probably have a freaky-deaky name”

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Luke: “And, by the way, that’s some good… that’s some audio gold somebody’s gonna probably snip out later… of me just saying that”

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Luke: “I like things fast. I like things immediate. I like immediate gratification”

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Luke: “I’m just bringing as many distracting sound effects as possible… to… this program”

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Luke: “It’s your lucky day… your partner decided to do part of your… extremely boring online training”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Guarda Come Dondolo”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, buoying!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Yeah, I’m strongly pro… Saharan sand”

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Luke and Andrew: “Has anybody tried unplugging 2020 and plugging it back in? Hey! Yeah”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m eatin’ it all the time!”

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Andrew: “Gelatinized pee!”

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Andrew: “Heads up… there’s gonna be a fast and loose Blursday, shootin’ down the line, outside of the Blursday… paramaters”

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Andrew: “I love you, obviously”

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Andrew: “I need to keep an eye on this shit”

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Andrew: “Is it sexy like that?”

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Andrew: “Let me slide into this Blursday segment… where, I’m sure I will stumble and bumble… all day long”

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Andrew: “Obviously, I’m right about this; but, I don’t wanna make everybody else in the group feel bad about it”

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Andrew: “People just expect you to be seeing your Slacks all the time”

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Andrew: “People just expect you to be seeing your Slacks all the time… Boy, that sounded funny”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday funky bass

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Andrew: “Slack is just a weird little place that I dip in and out of”

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Andrew: “Something glitched out”

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Andrew: “Walter, what have you wrought?”

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Andrew: “Yes or no… m-fer! Yes or no!”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I, you know, had to do a desert island pick, or deserted island pick… or dessert island pick… I might pick… Now, that’s an island I can get into”

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Luke: “Andrew… you can’t handle the Blurs”

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Luke: “I get to do this… cuz, I am the… co-host of the program”

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Luke: “I’m, like, feeling weirdly snack-y right now”

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Luke: Saying “Uh… I’ll have the salad please” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Five… five… five dollar footlong”

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