Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Enough of that bullshit”

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Andrew: “flivertypooper1274@yahoo.com”

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Andrew: “I decide!”

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Andrew: “I need some money… This is an adventure”

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Andrew: “I’m not comfortable with the phrase ‘power user'”

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Andrew: “It’s a confuter [sic] file”

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Andrew: “Luke, you know what I’m doing right now? I am… reveling in the fact that this is not live… I can cut all of this out. It doesn’t matter what I say right now… You are the only person who can hear me. Maybe, this will go out on the podcast. Maybe, it won’t. I decide!”

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Andrew: “Oh, eff you”

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Andrew: “Old… Lukles Burbukles [ph]“

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Andrew: “Then, what!?”

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Andrew: “What’s with the whiskers covering your lips?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve said all I’m gonna say about this; otherwise, I’m gonna be sick”

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Andrew: “You could not be more flingerhaut [ph]“

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Andrew and Luke: Naming video file and file container formats

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Andrew and Luke: “Scorbledobe… [ph] Mmm-hmm. Sure. Grum, grumberet. Grumberet! [ph]“

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Luke: “Andrew just found a confuter [sic] file”

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Luke: “But, look. I like cold beer… and, I like to have a good time”

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Luke: “I see a Kai Ryssdal on here!”

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Luke: “Jesus, take the wheel”

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Luke: “Oddly freeing to be a computer simp”

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Luke: Quietly saying “God! I look so fat”

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Luke: Singing “Confuter love”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’m… very curious if it involves cottage cheese, or feet, or feet in cottage cheese. I’m trying to think of things that trigger you… Well, I’m triggered. (I don’t know. I’m just guessing) So, thank you. That, that worked. I am triggered. That’s, none of those are mentioned in this; but… eww”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just… about… flopped into one of those… fliverty… floops (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “I could write a song for Don… I could write a song for that… I could write a verse for that song, Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: “Christy is more TBTL than I am”

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Andrew: “Daddy went out for a pack-a Hearthstone”

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Andrew: “I am so bad at planning food!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want the garbage people to think we’re garbage people”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna say much this time, Luke. Don’t worry”

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Andrew: “I’ve licked every fork in the house”

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Andrew: “Let’s go back to your holy underwear, Luke”

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Andrew: “Sorry listeners, I’m gonna say this: let’s go back to your holy underwear, Luke”

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Andrew: “This is how arsonists are born”

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Andrew: “Well, why would you make a robot annoying?”

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Andrew: “What am I doing to you?”

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Andrew: “Ya ain’t got it”

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Andrew: “You are loved”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, this is real confessional time, okay? I’m (Okay) gonna be really real with you and listeners, okay? (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve never really thought about it… explicitly; but… Ooh! Explicit”

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Listener Ben: “I’m from Detroit; so, I’m not an NFL fan”

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Luke: “Hold my coffee”

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Luke: “I wanna hear that… Neil Sedaka! How do I listen to the Neil Sedaka?”

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Luke: “Mail us your children for free hugs!”

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Luke: “Meow!”

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Luke: Saying “Weird!!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “‘Thanks to you and Andrew for being the longest running co-bros… of my earholes'”

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Luke: “That’s tomorrow’s pizza today”

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Luke: “What’s this shit?”

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Luke and Andrew: “She’s like the unofficial historian… I mean, between her and Phamdemort, at this point… (Yeah) I’ll, like, sometimes, we’ll have some question and we’ll go… we’ll, we’ll, we’ll, we’ll put that dynamic duo together; and, they usually… find whatever it is we’re trying to… figure out”

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Andrew: “Am I going nutso?”

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Andrew: “And the five in me flarping around!”

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Andrew: “And, Spoopy”

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Andrew: “But, I was up all night working on my Blackberry story that I never got to tell!!”

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Andrew: “Calm down, Spoon Man”

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Andrew: “Danger spoon”

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Andrew: “Do I say, ‘hell,’ funny?”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry about it… I got this”

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Andrew: “God don’t make no… junky puppies”

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Andrew: “I actually think you need to strap ’em on once every six months”

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Andrew: “I… popped three of those little brownies right before bed last night”

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Andrew: “I’m eating a bunch of cupcakes before I go to bed. I am eating secret sausages when Luke isn’t… looking”

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Andrew: “It’s the Yaris of undisclosed locations”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, no!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “What is happening!? Did I–Am I mis-remembering it? Am I going nutso?”

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Andrew: “Yeet, honey, yeet! [ph]“

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Andrew: “You and I got real bleary-eyed yesterday”

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Andrew: “You’re a dad hat!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “I have something I want to talk to you about regarding you and spoons; that, I’ve been… holding on to for, literally, years” and Luke gasping

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Andrew and Luke: “Are (I) you ready for it? I’m, I was born ready… bro”

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Andrew and Luke: “I actually think you need to strap ’em on once every six months to call yourself a rollerblader (I lease mine)”

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Andrew and Luke: Making phone dialing sounds

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Luke: “Don’t ask anyone to show you their yeets”

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Luke: “Flarping around all weekend”

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Luke: “I don’t have hospitality; cuz, I’m a kid”

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Luke: “I like… flarping”

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Luke: “Oh, it was KLM, I think. Uh-hunh, uh-hunh”

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Luke: “Ready for treatment… Treatment three-hundred seventy-four. Beginning”

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Luke: Saying “Missed it by that much!” as Maxwell Smart

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Luke: “So, I have to really, really go to town on that spoon”

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Luke: “Ten minutes remaining”

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Luke: “This one was on me!”

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Luke: “Yee, yee! [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “Ah! You’re not hearing… (Yes) you’re not hearing the phones!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Bring your own spoon. BYOB… (BYOS) Wait… what does spoon start with? Is it a B or an S?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am petrified… petrified… (Petrified!) by this story”

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Luke and Andrew: “You stole that outta my brain! (Yes!)”

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Andrew: “Ah-bob-bob-bob”

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Andrew: “Andrew was right”

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Andrew: “Luke Bear-bank”

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Andrew: “No-no-no-no, no-no-no-no. No, no, no!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No-no-no-no, no-no-no-no. No, no, no! Normal’s (Yeah) bad!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s true!! (That’s actually just true…) That’s true!”

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Luke: “Boom-boom”

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Luke: “Father!”

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Luke: “Is the other one called a ‘saucy wench’?”

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Luke: “My life is pretty good… as a… straight, white guy in this country”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I am… terrified… that somebody is gonna see me doing that; and, think that that is just what I am doing… And, you should be”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi, there! You’re on TBTL. Who’s this? It’s happening”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m seventeen. (Okay) I have created a kid inside someone else’s womb! (Oh, wow!)”

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Luke and Listener Sam: “For the record, that’s not the drug I was referring to. Everything’s fine… Everything’s good… I don’t know what you’ve heard… No shame. Rumors. Scurrilous rumors from a black-mouth cur”

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Andrew: “I was gonna stumble my way through being earnest here”

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Andrew: “I will get so defensive, so quickly, man! I’m so defensive in the moment!”

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Andrew: “I will say that I’m proud that I had… the correct microphone up today”

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Andrew: “I’m always in trouble”

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Andrew: “I’m slightly less than proud that we spent a half hour trying to figure out why your computer… wasn’t making any noise into the audio board. And, the reason is, I didn’t have it plugged in to the audio board”

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Andrew: “Let’s call it a four-knobber”

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Andrew: “Okay, I’m calling it a four-knobber… But, I needed a two-knobber”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll cut this all out. Nobody will hear this (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna keep on flexing like this until I get it wrong (Oh, God)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s your Fred? That’s my Wilma”

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Luke: “Funkier little thing, number two”

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Luke: “Game recognize game”

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Luke: “I don’t know how my fingernail is still on right now”

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Luke: “I would just put it this way… Luke versus the printer. Right now, the printer… is definitely winning (That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard)”

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Luke: “I’m also trying to be okay with the fact… that people might say I’m doing it wrong”

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Luke: Singing “Funky little things”

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Luke: “Would you say that… we need to be unreasonable during these unreasonable times?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fun dudes… Or, should we… Fun guys? I’m not talking about mushrooms, Andrew. Oh, I can’t believe he just told that joke”

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Luke and Andrew: “I like to say ‘Cheers’ when (Yeah, I know) I’m talking to somebody in England; cuz, then… they know what I’m talking about. Cuz, that’s what they say across the pond. Sure… In the loo… Okay. Let’s stop this”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wanna have one episode of the show where I don’t cry… (Hmm) at the end; and, maybe, this will be the one. I usually just cry after the shows”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, I throw dog poop in people’s recycling all the time. Oh my gosh”

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Andrew: “A+ for enthusiasm, though”

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Andrew: “Grimli, the battle editor”

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Andrew: “Hold! Hold! Hold! Hold!”

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Andrew: “Is that how computers work?”

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Andrew: “It’s so hard to not list all my foibles… today”

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Andrew: “Luke and Phyllis know what a doofus I am”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m gonna say it”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m gonna say it… now more than ever. I am glad that we are gonna be taking phone calls”

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Andrew: “Now, you’ve made that promise to me before on things that I don’t think you truly deleted”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna need a sneeze guard”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna need a sneeze guard… Like, we’re gonna need a sneeze guard bad”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, you know… Legal likes to say yes to things. Of course!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait… Where–You don’t have the tickets? I thought you brought the tickets. What’s the phrase that pays?”

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Luke: “And, Legal killed it!”

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Luke: “Basketball’s back… baby!”

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Luke: “Burbled up”

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Luke: “Hi(gh), I met your mother”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna cut this man’s hair. I don’t wanna take his glory”

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Luke: “I don’t… know really how any of this works”

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Luke: “I just brought a gun to a nuke fight”

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Luke: “If you don’t believe in Jesus, you’re burning in Hell”

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Luke: “Oh, no. Really?”

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Luke: “They’re gonna hear… the, the sausage getting made and eaten”

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Luke: “Uh-oh”

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Luke and Andrew: “If we can get a raven… bringing a thumb drive… If you, if that thumb drive (Do not trust that) gets dropped in the parking lot, it is my lucky day”

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Luke and Andrew: “What was in that lemonade you made for me? It kinda smelled like almonds; (Uh-huh) that seemed weird (Mmm-hmm)”

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