Category: Audio Clips

Andrew created a montage of various drops that are done by cute kids with MGMT’s “Kids” playing in the background for Dazzling Donor Amy.

Montage of cute kid drops

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Andrew: “Banana gambler”

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Andrew: “By the way, I have a million verbal ticks”

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Andrew: “Don’t say anything about me! Just a disclaimer for Luke’s bullshit”

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Andrew: “I have the hottest of hot takes for you here at the top of the show”

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Andrew: “I’m not blow-hardin'”

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Andrew: Saying “Uh… Congressman? How do you… how do you think about the Earth?” in a nervous manner

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Andrew: Singing “I guess that’s why they call it, ‘The Metal'”

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Andrew: “Some of the stories you’re about to hear have been told before on this podcast”

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Andrew: “That’s how I spent my afternoon. Did you get anything done?”

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Andrew: “That’s not my worst verbal tick. I have a million bad verbal ticks. I don’t like to ‘tick’ them off here”

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Andrew: “This is Andrew’s… Weekend Observations”

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Andrew: “You should be flogged by… unripe bananas”

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Luke: “Baseball’s back, baby. How about that?”

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Luke: Drawn out “¡Drink-o de Mayo!”

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Luke: Drawn out “Whoa!”

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Luke: “Have you all gone insane? This is not good!”

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Luke: “I can see both arguments; because, I’m a big curtain-puller-backerer”

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Luke: Saying “Guess you would call it metal” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Warning… what you’re about to hear is gonna blow your mind. If you can’t handle it… get out of the kitchen, grandmama” and singing the opening to Metallica’s “Enter Sandman”

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Luke: Saying “Well, shit” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Luke: Singing “Banana Gamble” to “Mahna Mahna”

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Luke: “Warning… what you’re about to hear are a lot of stories that have been told… repeatedly over the years… Two white guys, with a lot of privilege, escape to the Los Angeles underground… If you can find them… Wait. Why did this become the A-Team intro?”

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Luke: “Warning… what you’re about to hear are a lot of stories that have been told… repeatedly over the years… Two white guys, with a lot of privilege, escape to the Los Angeles underground… If you can find them”

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Luke: “Warning… what you’re about to hear are a lot of stories that have been told… repeatedly over the years… Two white guys, with a lot of privilege, escape to the Los Angeles underground”

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Luke and Andrew: “God… Don’t do it, Burbs. (What?) Don’t do it… (Oh, talk about the doc?) Well… to talk… No. I can’t… Okay, quickly”

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Andrew: “Ask your doctor if you suffer from underlying sweatpants”

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Andrew: “Good to know that I am popping my Ps”

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Andrew: “I’m not sure; but, I do think I’m gonna talk like this, see?”

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Andrew: “It would’ve also freaked a lotta people out!!”

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Andrew: “Murder hornets”

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Andrew: Singing “Round here” as Adam Duritz

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Andrew: “The long… unnecessary buildup”

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Andrew: “Yeah, when I saw Secretariat won, like, that’s literally the only horse I could name!”

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Kid: Star Wars Talk

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Luke: “Boss Burbs”

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Luke: “Cuz, I like bad decisions, Andrew”

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Luke: “Hornet… Gabbard… 2020”

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Luke: “That was kind of a bang-bang”

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Luke: “The parts of my brain… that… release serotonin… when gambling is happening, they were releasing it”

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Luke: “These are bottle episodes, if you think about it that way… Each and every one of them is gonna make little sense and be mostly boring”

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Luke: “You don’t live in this time zone”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, yeah! Shit is weird (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Big, beautiful, purple balls”

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Andrew: “Friendships are like a garden… they have these big, beautiful, purple balls”

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Andrew: “I guess he’s a Stipe-man… in this case”

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Andrew: “I know smart people, I know dumb people… I know where I, I… I know where I stand on that”

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Andrew: “If you are insecure, do what I do: add extra words… mix it up a lot, tell the story out of order, and make it as… unlistenable as possible”

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Andrew: “Let the fun begin”

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Andrew: “Not gonna lie. That’s a good damn joke”

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Andrew: “People… you know what to do here… You know… what to do here… Don’t make me threaten to quit again”

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Andrew: “There’s just a bunch of stuff… banging around my head”

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Andrew: “This thinking out loud is rough!”

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Andrew: “We’re getting down there, man!”

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Luke: “See, it’s not about races, just places. Faces. Where your blood comes from, is where your space is”

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Luke: “The Notorious L.T.B.”

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Luke: “Yeah, I wish I was… a better friend”

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Luke: “You wanna do this? Let’s do this. You wanna dance? Let’s dance”

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Luke and Andrew: “We need to recharge the self-esteem… in the Andrew Walsh. That is, I’ll pay a thousand dollars… to recharge the self-esteem (Well, it’s connected) in my good friend and co-bro Andrew. It’s connected to the… self-loathing clutch. So, I don’t know. You might want to just remove the belt”

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Andrew: “A screening of Julien Donkey-Boy”

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: “Get at me, Kim!”

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Andrew: “How did I get on this topic?”

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Andrew: “I was, like, trying to… was trying to unclog something”

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Andrew: “I’m an ‘L'”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna… risk my soul for that”

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Andrew: “It just breaks my brain, bow ties and taxes”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t wanna wear a tie…!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Well, you don’t know. You don’t do it”

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Andrew: “Well, you know how letters go… There’s twenty-four others”

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Andrew: “Why are the lips on the forehead?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew playing a drop of them improvising the TBTL Breaking News drop and getting mentioned

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned regarding who has TBTL vanity plates in Oregon [ed: For the record, my vanity plate is in fact Doctor Who related]

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Andrew and Luke: There are a lot of Andrew Walshes on unclaimed money websites

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Andrew and Luke: “This, this is getting weird… This is getting… (Okay) damn weird”

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Luke: “I’m not handling this well”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of a lightsaber activating

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Luke: Saying “Hey; but, I don’t do that!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “I… don’t give a care about your sister… Cuz, I”

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Luke: Singing “You find a tender ‘rona… It’s a very special virus”

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Luke: “That’s not where that goes!”

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Luke: “Tompa throwing to Gronka”

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Luke and Andrew: “In Soviet Russia, library owes you fine! In Chicago, Illinois… library owes you!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The dog call is coming from inside podcast. The call is coming from inside the dog! Eww”

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Andrew: “Bowel!”

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Andrew: “Claim what’s yours, dummies!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke. I have a, I have a real conundrum here”

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Andrew: “How about that!?”

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Andrew: “I am… beside myself with disappointment, a little bit of anger, and a lot of disgust right now”

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Andrew: “It was you! It was you”

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Andrew: “It’s my money and I want it now!”

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Andrew: “Nosegrind!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot! How do I forget this damn thing everyday?”

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Andrew: Singing “I like a man with a slow pay”

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Andrew: “When my butt hurts, I will get up, I will wander around a little bit”

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Andrew: “Yes, Professor Pastor”

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Andrew: “You’re sitting on the ground; your ass hurts”

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Luke: “Damn, girl. You got some cute kids”

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Luke: “I got a bunch of do-re-mi in here”

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Luke: “KISS… Keep It Simple, Stupids”

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Luke: “Well, shit… How y’all doin’?”

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Luke: “You little trollop”

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Luke and Andrew: “Pasqually Pieplate is the name… (Mmm-hmm) of the chef in Chuck E. Cheese!!!”

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Andrew: “Do you know that I’m proud of myself? This is a ridiculous thing to be proud of”

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Andrew: “How about that!?”

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Andrew: “My memory is so bad!”

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Andrew: “Oh… absolutely! But, it will be… real dirty”

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Andrew: “So that the tip of your knife is up by the booty”

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Andrew: “That booty is keeping everything together”

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Andrew: “The tip of the knife is up by the booty; and, you’re keeping the booty’s keeping everything together”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m no Roy Donk”

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Andrew: “Would you enjoy chomping into a strawberry? Would ya eat a bunch of grapes?”

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Andrew: “You like it better than the butt”

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Listeners Avi and Marissa: Singing “We Got to Give People Their Space”

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Luke: “I’m just eating whatever the bleep I want”

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Luke: Singing “I lay tae ate… eigh(t) apels an(d) bay-nay-nays [ph]“

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Luke: Singing “I like to eat… eight apples and bananas”

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Luke: Singing lyrics to Björk’s “Human Behaviour” to the theme of NPR’s On Point

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Luke: “What the actual heck?”

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Luke: “Why does everything have to be so rock and rolled up?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lotta booty talk? Lotta onion booties in there”

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Luke and Andrew: The butt, the root, the ass and the booty of the onion

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