Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Again, I’m available for any of your broadcasting neets [sic]“

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Andrew: “Bagel, baggel, beagel, boggel, boogel”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls”

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Andrew: “Crouch cream?”

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Andrew: Cute laugh

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Andrew: “For the first time, yesterday, Genevieve and I opened up what… I am now going to dub… I’m gonna call it ‘The Upper Deck'”

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Andrew: “I had eight beers. That’s all I drank”

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Andrew: “I may have just gotten hacked”

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Andrew: “I mean, will there be a day when I’m up against myself is the question”

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Andrew: “I saw that comin’!”

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Andrew: “I’m doing it. I’m calling them the ‘COVID Generation’, Luke”

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Andrew: “I’m not quite sure yet”

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Andrew: “If anything does happen to fly… fly off of these bearded lips”

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Andrew: “Is it too early for a fish sandwich?”

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Andrew: “It is a thing!”

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Andrew: “¡Jalapeña!”

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Andrew: “Like, my body will always make sounds. They’re not always words… sometimes, just weird little noises come out”

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Andrew: “New Hampshire?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! It’s not a thing”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow. You are just shamelessly promoting Live Wire these days”

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Andrew: “Ooh, ooh-ooh”

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Andrew: “Shit. Things are hard”

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Andrew: “That’s a pretty good spoof”

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Andrew: “That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!”

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Andrew: “The answer is… sadly not yes”

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Andrew: “This is one of my… this is one of my cringey moments”

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Andrew: “This website is the worst”

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Andrew: “Too loud and too specific”

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Andrew: “Too loud, Cynthia… Too loud and too specific”

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Andrew: “Two bros… bro-ing it up!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m no Guy Fieri”

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Andrew: “Yeah; but, no”

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Andrew: “You and I have really been spending a lot of time together; and, I… don’t like it”

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Andrew: “You know what I did not realize during round one is how much of this shit I am in”

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Andrew: “You need yourself a Marsupial Gurgle… type of situation. Like, my body will always make sounds. They’re not always words… sometimes, just weird little noises come out. But, it keeps the needles moving”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, I’m… (Oh!) drunk as a skunk when I do it. No”

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Andrew and Luke: “I will take a pot pie, by the way. I’ll take a turkey… pot pie that checks all (Oh, man) those boxes”

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Andrew and Luke: “If anything does happen to fly… fly off of these bearded lips… Hopefully my mask will catch it before it hits somebody (Ooh!) else. Yeah!”

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Luke: “Carol, hold my calls!”

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Luke: “Carol, what’s the phone number?”

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Luke: “Carole Baskin”

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Luke: “I need to put this evil inside of you and the listeners now, Andrew”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, this person’s a nerd”

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Luke: “Weird flex; but, okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “Jake and Jill went up the hill to… (That’s right!) frick up another episode of TBTL”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke dunked on Andrew by saying the TBTL voicemail number cleanly after Andrew slightly stumbled over it earlier

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Andrew: “Are they still doing the crying hut?”

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Andrew: “I knew there was an ‘A’ and a ‘Y’ in there somewhere”

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Andrew: “I think it was just a very saxy time for everybody”

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Andrew: “I will not apologize for my sad feeling about that”

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Andrew: Making aggressive typing sounds

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Andrew: “No suit for you!”

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Andrew: “Shut it down, America”

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Andrew: Singing a series of notes

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s not the life for me”

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Andrew: “This is kind of dark”

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Andrew: “This is kind of dark; but, I’ve learned something about my family history”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’d you call somebody in their nineties? That’s embarrassing that I don’t know that (Single and ready to mingle?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know how they say… if I fits, I sits. Well, if I sneeze, (Sure) I reads”

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Luke: “I’m a no trick pony, by the way”

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Luke: “Pish posh!”

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Luke: “Sweet berry prep!”

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Luke: “We are going through a change… a change in life with the doggins”

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Luke and Andrew: “It is a fun, saxy time for them (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just gotta remember, you’re too blessed to be stressed. You’re (That’s true) too dry to cry”

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Wyatt: “I like turtle”

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Andrew: “Because, I have some sort of weird rash on one of my legs; and, I hoping that the air will help it”

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Andrew: “Do you live in a boat or a Waffle House?”

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Andrew: “Don’t forget your booties”

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Andrew: “I blame the editors. I blame the editors”

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Andrew: “I don’t believe any of those balls were coming from the wrong angle”

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Andrew: “I don’t need you in my life”

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Andrew: “I knew at some point I’d get into some dumbass video game or something”

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Andrew: “I know something about jealousy, babe”

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Andrew: “I know something about jealousy, babe; because, people have been jealous of me my whole life”

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Andrew: Making air guitar sounds

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Andrew: Meowing along with the Game of Thrones theme song played on a recorder

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Andrew: “Nothing But Air: The Andrew Walsh Basketball Story”

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Andrew: “Okay, campers! Rise and shine! And, don’t forget your booties”

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Andrew: Saying “Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Singing “Adelaide”

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Andrew: “Stop doing your stuff!”

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Andrew: “That was bad”

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Andrew: “The air and the hair down there”

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Andrew: “Ugh!! I don’t wanna look at a Zoom screen right now!”

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Andrew: “Was it fun?”

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Andrew: “You’re hired!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I need to know which rat king I’m supposed to suck up to (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, campers! Rise and shine! And, don’t forget your booties; cuz, it is cold out there today! (Brrr!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re not in your underwear… I’m in my underwear, Andrew (Goddamnit!)”

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Luke: “I just had a strong, strong groundhogian… feeling”

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Luke: “Little baby buggy with big rubber baby buggy bumpers”

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Luke: Making air guitar sounds

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Luke: “NBN, baby… Nothing but nylon”

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Luke: Saying “Scoobie doobie doo on guitar, playing along of this song, about his son’s sadness” in a Scouse accent

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Luke: “The other thing that happened was nice was… Well… I actually don’t know if it was nice, Andrew. I’m… I’m very in my head about this; which is, very typical of me”

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Luke: “You rock with the social distancing!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke refers to a line from Fleetwood Mac’s “Second Hand News” and it is very upsetting to Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: “We had a visitor yesterday; which… Whoa! That’s illegal… I’m calling the cops”

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Luke and Andrew: “WTF, WWE (Yeah… Yeah)”

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Andrew: “Andrewke? [ph]“

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Andrew: “Are there tiny people in my mattress or not!?”

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Andrew: “Dark, plague-related lyrics”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… I… started ironing napkins last night”

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Andrew: “Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!”

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Andrew: “I hope this is baking flour coming outta here”

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Andrew: “I know you won’t do this”

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Andrew: “I’m not a yeller”

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Andrew: “I’m sure I mumbled something!”

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Andrew: “Mild takes on minutiae”

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Andrew: “Okay. You’ve just kind of stopped and you’re panting?”

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Andrew: “One time I had to shovel poop out of a parking lot”

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Andrew: “Party napkins suck”

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Andrew: “So, if I sound finger-waggy here”

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Andrew: “Suck it, Siegel [sic]“

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Andrew: “That was his truth and he spoke it. And, I apologize”

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Andrew: “What you heard was… me almost bring it up, and then not wanna bring it up; but, then, I had brought it up. So, I threw it out there”

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Luke: “And, I even weed-whacked”

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Luke: “Converted Gunkhole t-shirt over his face”

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Luke: “I bring high brow takes on horses; while, you bring… mild takes on minutiae”

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Luke: “Now, this is gonna probably be too loud and too specific”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wanna talk, tomorrow, about… the song ‘Hey Jude’… which, is on everybody’s mind, Andrew… Okay. Okay, Inskeep”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Windsors? I’m bringing ev–No… Dude!”

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Andrew: “All roads lead to AM sports radio talk”

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Andrew: “How are we all… Zooming?”

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Andrew: “How much can I tell without getting in trouble?”

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Andrew: “I blew your brain the other day”

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Andrew: “I don’t feel lonely”

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Andrew: “I like a big hot dog and a small bun”

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Andrew: “I like a big hot dog and a small bun. I want a lotta meat”

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Andrew: “I thought it was a stand-off… Anyway, I… Well, it was a stand-off once he lost his leg… Ohh… What am I even talking about? Did that make sense?”

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Andrew: Imitating the series of sounds that Luke made when he sat in a bathtub full of ice water

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Andrew: Mentioning the Marsupial Gurgle site while talking about Luke’s various music mixes he created with the Marsupial Gurgle sound

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Andrew: “Never forget… Tompa Bay”

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Andrew: “Now, I ain’t getting shit”

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Andrew: “Randomly grab this one, randomly grab that one. I’d get a little cha-ching in my, in my account”

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Andrew: Singing “And now I make them laugh!”

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Andrew: Singing “Chrome River”

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Andrew: “So, I don’t wanna seem super thirsty here”

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Andrew: “This sounds like a… like an asshole thing to say; and, I don’t mean it that way”

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Andrew: “To the family… Ding… Who shows that they’re better than everyone else. Ding. By exercising in your front yard during all of this. Ding”

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Andrew: “Whether or not you’re eating because you’re legit hungry or just because you wanna put something in your face”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. I have some great news for you and for me. Oh, good. And, some terrible news… for the listeners”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought it was a stand-off… Anyway, I… Well, it was a stand-off once he lost his leg… Ohh… What am I even talking about? Did that make sense? I don’t. Sorry. Are you… I’m just leaving you an edit point (I know)”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Chrome River… My huckleberry friend”

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Luke: “Andrew, please don’t cut that part out. I’m a Dazzling Donor… and I paid for this”

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Luke: “Before morning on Monday, I shall have slain the Chrome River dragon”

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Luke: Hand slap and saying “Nailed it”

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Luke: “I don’t really know… what parts of the brain are connected to the other parts”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna get too specific… or too loud, Andrew”

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Luke: “La Leyenda de Bigote Burbo”

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Luke: “Oh, Tesh, oh, Tesh, oh, Tesh!”

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Luke: Saying “I say, I say… I, I, I say” as Foghorn Leghorn

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Luke: Saying “Nailed it” and hand slap

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Luke: Singing “My huckleberry friend”

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Luke: “Vacuum Man is back!”

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Luke: “Welcome, everybody, to the Lukie Mac Show”

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Luke: “Ya’ll never make it!”

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